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I just ate some stew.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:57, archived)
in the name of the law?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:58, archived)
No, in my kitchen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
those two things are not mutually exclusive.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)
Your face is mutually exclusive.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:03, archived)
true :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:04, archived)
Near the top
Hey Frank, someone stole your shit joke you cunt

www.b3ta.com/board/11052820
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
i think just about every cunt has done that joke

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
daily mail "all grown up" article for a twelve year old now
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2547993/Ramona-Marquez-displays-transformation-little-girl-young-lady-Outnumbered-prepares-bow-out.html

is everyone at the daily mail an actual pedo or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
Methinks they doth protest too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
who doth?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
Moths.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:51, archived)
time of the moth

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
Gothth, I gueth.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
mothron

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:38, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
they're only catering to their audience's tastes
racism, shit journalism and double-standard noncing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
oh ok so nobody who works at the daily mail is definitely not all pedos

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
Nah, some are pretty much indifferent to underage fillies
and are mainly there for the xenophobia, spurious X-causes-cancer stories and 'legal highs' hysteria.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)
you know what they call legal highs that are proven to work?
highs
-tim minchin
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:06, archived)
It happens to all the good ones.
Mephedrone was a blast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
everyone at the daily mail is a complete twat

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
i like a comment there that is upset
that the parents of a 12 year old would let her dye her hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)
she's probably got pierced ears as well,
but that's normal so it doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
I've been to parts of Wales where I felt like a weirdo for not having tattoos.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
i feel like i need to visit more parts of wales
they're all soft in cardiff i guesssss
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
I'm talking north Wales, boyo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
oh rite never bin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)
"Children change as they grow up, eventually become adults"?
Wish I'd opted for a career in journalism.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
is she the new emma watson

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)

"it is the blossoming of its three young stars that has really caught the eye" yes and god help them if they have caught the viperous, embittered, spiteful eye of anyone there, can we look forward to articles about how they have Gone Off the Rails, their Drugs Shame, and frequent mock-outraged detailing of personal relationships, because of course it's vitally important that such matters are bought to the attention of as many people as possible
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:38, archived)
not that the papers constant hounding of them when they aren't doing anything wrong
could possibly push them off of the rails or anything
the press just report the facts, it aint their fault what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:10, archived)
what the fuck is that, I have honestly never fucking heard of it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)
I'm brewing up some jenkem
Who wants in?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)
i heard that was all benkem

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)
That stuff is the shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:13, archived)
Stew Trek: Broth of Khan

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:43, archived)
Oh that's very good, well done well done.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
Save it for the compo!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:04, archived)
Can't he just mark it as a challenge entry?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:08, archived)
[c] Yes, like this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
whats the compo/
?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
I know you're excited but you're just gonna have to wait until tomorrow.
There may be a last minute rush of votes. I've opened voting up to /board as well.
www.b3ta.com/board/11053168
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:22, archived)
oh ok hows it going to work then

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:26, archived)
Also because we can't count how many clicks each post gets people will just have to say which ones they like.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:15, archived)
I'll be the first dirty pearost

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:01, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:15, archived)