ive got to go to paddy land soon to see my uncle, wank

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)

<s>,</s>

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)

Make sure you visit some of our fine locations that contain whatever it is that tourists like.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)

Rain. Sausages. Twee little abandoned places they can imagine their remote ancestors living romantic rural lives.
All plump rosy cheeks and Timotei-shiny ginger hair.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)

Prostitutes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)

devonshire cream teas

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

You have to drink some real guinness made from the water from the river Liffy!
And kiss a blarney stone and see giant's causeway and catch a leprechaun and visit Father Ted and get blown up by a nailbomb.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)

i had a piss on the blarney stone

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

blarney rubble

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)

i dont drink alcohol, do they do non-alcoholic guinness?

( mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)

are you not starting again after tomorrow, or are you one of these 'reformed characters' now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)

You're so much less fun since you became a Mahommetan.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)