New thread! Show me some love!
None of that "appreciation day" nonsense, just me being a needy, beakering prick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:29, archived)

Give me a song and I'll sing it like I mean it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:29, archived)

I misread "song" as "snog". Thought my luck has changed.
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:45, archived)

give me a snog and i'll snig it like i mean it?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)

You're so snexy when you snig.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

snanks

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)

what is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:31, archived)

I heard that you play the saxophone at an olympic level

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)

special olympic level! amirite?
high fives
( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

I heard he won a hot dog eating contest

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:45, archived)

I quite like your pickled onion flavour

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)

you're alright, i s'pose

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)

hey mano,
I don't suppose you know, but why did qftw go?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

it's gone?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 11:51, archived)

Maybe it was never there in the first place.....

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)

well, fat lot of hairy good you are.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)

i really am, yes

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)

what's the fucking point?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

hang on, i'll gaz you some dick pics

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)

I heard you that generous of spirit you don't even think that *mvee is a prick.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)

surely even his accountant partner thinks he's a prick?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:03, archived)

He's a prince among men.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

nce ck
men pricks
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)

you're probably the fifth or sixth best one on here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)

hang on, i thought we were all baldmonkey?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)

I know your name but I have no idea who you are or what you're about
That's probably the best result you can hope for.
( Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)

Is it true that you were in the original line up of five star?

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)

Why am I so crap?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)

I bet you eat more egg than most people

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

I reckon you love jorts (jean shorts)

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

You're quite offensive sometimes but nobody minds because your opinions don't count for anything.
That the sort of thing your after?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)

Oh sorry, I was confusing you with meatsnake. You're not as bad as meatsnake.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)

Aw, thanks 2Can!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:19, archived)

atsnake
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 14:29, archived)