morning
I had a tick on one of my bollocks. that's the thanks I get for mowing the lawn
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 8:47, archived)

Yeesh, that sounds nasty.
Can you just sort of pull the off, or do you need to do something risky with fire?

Or is that leeches I'm thinking of?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 8:57, archived)

I thought you put salt on leeches, never had one
it was just very tiny mini baby tick that as of then had maybe only sucked three blood cells

#mypoorballs
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:07, archived)

Are you in the US? I've had Lyme disease twice, it's not good.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:39, archived)

am not
and do not want
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:52, archived)

How do you mow the lawn, scythe it with your penis?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:08, archived)

trade secret

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:20, archived)

How often do you have to empty your foreskin?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:21, archived)

I'm sorry but this is b3ta, not pr0na

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:33, archived)

Most likely to be a sheep tick from the sheep he uses to keep his lawn short. He steers it with his penis.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:35, archived)

"THIS WAY! THIS WAY! THIS WAY! THIS WAY!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:39, archived)

^tess tick ills

( broadsword, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:11, archived)

That's fantastic.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

i mowed the lawn. but some tick ate my testicle. I didn't like it.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:44, archived)

"I sucked a ball and I liked it" - Katie Parasite

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:48, archived)

"the taste of his sweaty nutsack"

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 10:25, archived)

Tick bo(llo)cks exercise.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 31 May 2021, 11:05, archived)

Nike testicles, next level

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 May 2021, 15:47, archived)