alright knobshit's, quiet on here today innitJust been quoted ยฃ425 + VAT to fix what seems to be a minor plumbing issue at my rental flat, which does at first glance appear to be a massive fucking pisstake. What else is a massive fucking pisstake?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:44,
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haha, this government, right guy's?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:45,
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what's the issue? Bearing in mind if it's for parts as well as labour then it's probably accurate.lol parts.
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fixing a minor leak behind the tapand completely replacing a ยฃ500 tap rather than fixing it as 'parts are hard to come by', which seems to be bollocks based on some minor googling
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 12:04,
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Prost(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:59,
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Travolta and Willis' best work, no quezzles(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:02,
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To think that the two acting credits they share are that, and Pulp Fiction(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:19,
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I remember that episode, then Kirk fucked an alien curry(
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(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:50,
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Isolating The fan is broken, I want lilt and I can't go to the shop and I'm out of chocolate
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 12:50,
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Here's one you can have*points at toe*
*points at knee*
*points at hand*
*points at cock*
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:09,
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There's another one about Tony Hart but I can't remember how it goes(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:09,
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is it 'Tony Hart was a fucken nonce'(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:51,
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Smurf sold his story straight away, but Chas has never spoken outLives in Austria now, I think
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:13,
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Morph you mean, unless Gargamel was another Yewtree bastard tooAlso, Austria not the best choice of country to move to if you're trying to avoid nonces, I would think. Chas was never very bright.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:21,
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*points at forehead**points at crotch*
Ed Balls m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:33,
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recently had the same experienceI'd called a plumber about knocking noises happening when the cold bath tap was turned on and a leaky shower mixer. He quoted me ยฃ900 to completely replace bathroom and shower taps. Turns out most taps are made of very basic bits. The mixer and the bathroom taps both took these cartridges: www.amazon.co.uk/Tap-Cartridges/b?ie=UTF8&node=1939476031 (different sizes).
Total cost for me to fix both the knocking noise and the leaky shower - ยฃ27.50.
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HolaI'm the one person who thought /talk was completely dead and not just not linked to from anywhere.
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whether or not it's something you can fix yourself, I wouldn't give a penny of my money to that wideboy"parts are hard to come by" is just insulting your intelligence
does he work in the trade or doesn't he?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:43,
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^what he said If parts are hard to come by, chances are his credit with other tradesmen is shit or nonexistent.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:56,
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Please get with the program, the plumber is clearly a cowboy. What do you need to see, a horse and a pair of 6-shooters?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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he's the prick the letting agents sent roundI'm sure they don't have an 'arrangement', oh no
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:06,
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ffsthat's reason enough in itself to get someone else
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:12,
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help a brother out yoam I being knocked or what?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:27,
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Depends on the price of the new taps. But labour will be 150 minimum. I wouldn't try and source parts for old stuff , if they fail again it'll cost him money. It's a quote innit. He's covering going there to look too. (
mongychops, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:01,
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he said £1-160 for a cheapo rental onebut the tap's not the issue, the leak is in the pipes behind it and is pretty minor according to them. The tap just drips - but it's done that since I lived there and if you don't turn it 100% off but stop just before, it shuts the water off completely. Tenant's been happy to do that for the past 3 years, hopefully she'll continue to do so. I can't lose over half a month's rent at the moment, that will be disastrous. I've had to shell out ยฃ250 on the cooker last month and the agent's tenancy renewal fees were another ยฃ150. Just super shitty timing. Really I should redecorate it in the next year but again unless I'm asked I'm going to do nothing.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:20,
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they can come by *these* parts(
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