How about we all chip in and help keep b3ta running by paying for an ad for the /talk board!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:03, archived)

Chap in you mean?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:08, archived)

Let it be an ad for Dignitas

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:08, archived)

When I find my site in need of sponsors

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

There will be a /chat board, let it be

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 17:16, archived)

t p
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 17:56, archived)

The idea of dying with dignity implies that people who post here have any dignity in the first place.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

/talk makes you fat, and your shit turn black

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:09, archived)

Alright, wank skinner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:11, archived)

bam-a-lam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 May 2023, 20:10, archived)

Bollocks.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:29, archived)

How about you stick your ads up your fucking arse?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

Chappy little twat.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:05, archived)

I mean, they'd be digital, I'm not sure how that would work. What did you have in mind?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:30, archived)

KEITH ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT SHOVING THINGS UP MY ARSE? ARE YOU?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

Print them out, roll into a tube, stick them up your fucking arse.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

I have to do it myself? I lack the will, Keith.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

Keith I want you to stop thinking about my arse now please.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

I'm wanking off my chapsack

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:45, archived)

into a frenzy of dik play?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:50, archived)

Chafed legs from riding? Hebtro has got your chaps

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:46, archived)

I'd rather not trust them with my chaps

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:33, archived)

Do you mean crisp? Or are you talking about French Fries?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:01, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:03, archived)

I always read these in the voice of Neil Morrissey
other suggestions welcome
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:30, archived)

Albert Steptoe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

Kenneth William's

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:37, archived)

Williamth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:39, archived)

Rik Flair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 25 May 2023, 20:11, archived)

French Fried Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:46, archived)

bet you can't eat just one!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 17:04, archived)

GESTATIONAL CHAP

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

an ad on /talk will keep the fire burning at b3ta towers for a few more years

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 25 May 2023, 17:25, archived)

I don't even like this site enough to donate for an icon
So no! Soz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 May 2023, 20:36, archived)

neither do i

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 25 May 2023, 20:48, archived)