Just been to see my 5 year old daughter's school performance.
It was about a group of penguins who find that their home is melting and travel to Australia, America and the UK to convince people to stop using cars, conserve energy and recycle more.

Whilst it's an important message I felt that the presentation and proposed solutions came across as somewhat naive and there was no discussion about the underlying economic and geopolitical factors contributing to climate change.
I'd rate it 4/10.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

Even penguins are woke now

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:51, archived)

We went to birdland at the weekend and the penguins there seemed perfectly happy with a shallow concrete enclosure and a bucket of fish.
And yet the Year 1 teacher was trying to convince us that they need an entire fucking continent to themselves! Might have to put something on the parents' whatsapp group complaining about them brainwashing our children.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:07, archived)

I hope you stood up and started screaming that it was all woke lies, and made them all cry.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:52, archived)

Tell me lies, tell me woke little lies

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)

saw this on the pp
had to fist bump you.
can i do that in your bum?
yeah probably fine.
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

I'm planning to make her watch an hour of Ben Shapiro when she gets home for balance.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

Try some Al Murray

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

Also I was sat next to some prick who has a BMW i8 but cycles to work and he was radiating smugness throughout.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)

I like to struggle home from the supermarket on foot, carrying 25kg of shopping for miles in torrential rain
because it carbon offsets the young people in the carpark having contests on who has the loudest exhaust and most impressive stationary revs.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:37, archived)

Anti-car fanatics are some of the biggest twats around.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:39, archived)

It's easy for people with a front garden to keep banging on about going electric.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:06, archived)

Lol povvo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)

alright, 'people at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

I bet that wasn't a patch on the Treworgey Tree Fayre.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:02, archived)

My new workplace has free charge points
- so that's nice.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:47, archived)

yeah that'll be great when every nobnugget has an electic go there device.
just buy a crate of duracells
( MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:29, archived)

If they were serious about addressing climate change they would have gone to the world's biggest polluter, China
And the play would have ended with them being made into soup.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 19:39, archived)