Is fesshole on threads yet?
That's where you whine and it gets attention, right?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:33, archived)

Who do we reckon this unnamed BBC presenter nonce is then?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:38, archived)

Frank Bough

( $$ ✅, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:40, archived)

snorting coke cut with icing sugar off a schoolboy's copybook

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

pyboo c
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:34, archived)

That's awful
I mean, far better to do lines off big black cock because big lines and easy to see.

I would imagine. *cough*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:20, archived)

you've crossed a (white) line

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

🤡📯

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 21:53, archived)

Bruce Forsyth

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:56, archived)

Tasteful tributes please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:00, archived)

Here's my shortlist:
Jools Holland
Richard Osman
Michael Portillo
Rick Stein
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)

Hunchback
Wanker
Bender
Alkie
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:26, archived)

I am NOT an alkie-OH I see what you did there.
Is David Walliums a presenter? He's been hiding in plain sight for years.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:13, archived)

He's the next one to be outed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:37, archived)

George Alagiah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:04, archived)

's wanking spanners

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

Oh shit. That's what he used for grooming.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

They trailed Craig Charles' show on 6 Music earlier, so it's not him.
I'm going Paddy McGuinness.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)

They're commissioning another season of Jim'll Fix It so it can't be him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:37, archived)

I mean they've said that this person is "not scheduled to be on air over the next few days".
Which is very handy for narrowing down the field.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:57, archived)

Yeah I'm all caught up now. Found something else interesting along the way, the guy who did the Savile doc in an old interview saying there was another "untouchable"
3rd October 2022, more recent that I realized
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)

The National isn't the most reliable source of news though,
if there's a way to spin any story into every BBC employee being an English paedophile English tory, that'll be their angle.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 19:43, archived)

Cliff?
Dated schoolgirls as a young man, now lives with an ex-priest, BBC seemed pretty sure of themselves when he was raided that one time, he's certainly the untouchable establishment type.

Who else is there?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:08, archived)

Rob.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:14, archived)

Joel Veitch isn't scheduled to present any BBC programmes in the coming days, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:40, archived)

Giant B.O.Y., you're lovely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:15, archived)

Jill Dando

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

SHOOT THE CUNT!
I should clarify that I was once in a hostel near Melbourne with some Aussie rednecks watching 'A Current Affair', which appeared to be the lobotomised TV version of the Express. There was some salacious reporting on a priest who'd been wanking off his verandah or something, and rather than reflecting on the dispiriting awfulness and unreliability of the reporting, their knee-jerk response was vocalised when one of them conclusively barked "SHOOT THE CUNT!" at the TV.

/links
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:39, archived)

How does one masturbate a verandah?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:01, archived)

The trick is to get wood.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:08, archived)

Mr Tumble

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 19:10, archived)

Oh, I hope so
I fucking hate that cunt.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:12, archived)

That Blippi character is even worse, and he's got a film out now.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:04, archived)

probably

( $$ ✅, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:40, archived)

No idea
Haven't looked at threads yet, not likely to
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:42, archived)

Dunno what either of those are, soz.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:46, archived)

Lord’s Prayer opening may be ‘problematic’, says archbishop. Maybe try BOOYAKA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:49, archived)

Xour parent, who may or may not art in Heaven

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:42, archived)

BOOYAKA!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:02, archived)

Woo! FP!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)