I've got a scrolling addiction
Facebook videos
Youtube shorts
Tiktok I don't have but I may as well because Facebook ones are often Tiktok videos
What are you addicted to?
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:47, archived)

BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382681
(Planearm, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:02, archived)

WHO ISN'T?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:28, archived)

(5α,6α)-7,8-didehydro-4,5-epoxy-17-methylmorphinan-3,6-diol diacetate

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)

Street:
ve Embalmer
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)

proper lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)

That's tough mate

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)

meth is hard to make

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)

I make a meth evewy time I twy cooking anyfing. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:41, archived)

you put your her-o-in, you put your her-o-out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 22:10, archived)

Being a knob, online

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)

egg

( $$ ✅, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:03, archived)

sm+

/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)

Beer

(Planearm, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)

Oh yes and beer

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:10, archived)

love
I've been in denial for ages, but really I might as well face it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)

<3

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)

I'm increasingly convinced you're a malfunctioning phishing bot.
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)

Why?
Actually I'm the first chatgpt b3ta member, modeled on the legend that was bou
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:23, archived)

Addicted to your posts.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:24, archived)

posts bollocks
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:30, archived)

Thanks

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

Get fucked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)

Fuck off

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)

Spanishfly is a paedo, pass it on

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:32, archived)

Alright mate. Still “tucking” your kids in at night?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

Alright mate, still 'fucking' yours?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)

are you trying to hint at something?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 22:11, archived)

bzzZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzz
                  
(bou bees, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:33, archived)

I fucking love boubees

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

hello bou.
bzzzz
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

Alright Cunt. How’s tricks mate?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

yeah alright. traffic was shit on the way home tho
you alright?
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:00, archived)

Just had the fire service at my next door neighbours (feckless cunts, not the neighbours, the lazy cunts called “firemen”)
Nothing serious.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)

Hi!
How are you?
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:35, archived)

i'm good!
how is bou?
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)

I'm good
Living a good life in Italy
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:08, archived)

i hope you've bought a moped!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

Vespa baby
🛵
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:19, archived)

I bet you drive around all day doing 🤌

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:23, archived)

Nope
I teach English all day long
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:49, archived)

teach English alligator shitfuck
day night
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:42, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:36, archived)

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:10, archived)

Pretty sure any answers we give are going on a creepy spreadsheet for nefarious purposes.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 17:59, archived)

Well I'm bou
I can't be trusted
A leopard doesn't change its spots

🐆
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:03, archived)

But it appears it only went bananas if provoked
I mean I
(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:07, archived)

I fucking dare you to go bananas right now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:32, archived)

Probably won't happen
I'm drugged
(Bou-, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:59, archived)

Base

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:20, archived)

Breathing
If I stop, I'll die
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:27, archived)