Alligator Shitfuck anyone?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:04, archived)

not tonight I've got a headache

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:05, archived)

Your mum said the same thing

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)

Get fucked four eyes

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:14, archived)

get fucked four chins

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:50, archived)

Get fucked four bellies

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:56, archived)

get fucked foreskin

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 21:49, archived)

when?
she's been dead 9 years
(piss and shit, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:49, archived)

9 years ago.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:56, archived)

How very inconvenience

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)

Sorry, I’m on my hollibobs

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:38, archived)

How many calories is it?

( broadsword, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:40, archived)

AligEIGHTor
That didn’t work did it.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:57, archived)

No meight.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:07, archived)

I can't, I'm just off to work

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:03, archived)

not right now m8 soz
too busy ramming all this top notch billy down the old 'oculus japonica'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:07, archived)

Whose turn is it to host the next billyjapping party anyway?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:17, archived)

Billyjapping is what they call Pearl Harbour on Wikipedia

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:26, archived)

Probably the Red Hot Billy Jappers.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:27, archived)

Billy Eyelish

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:43, archived)

Billy eyedol

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 16:46, archived)

Eye we gotta pry this jap so wide?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 17:13, archived)

Just a small one
I'm trying to give them up
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 17:49, archived)

all night long

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 18:05, archived)

bollocks
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 18:48, archived)

Not me, did it shitfuck you?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 19:03, archived)

No thanks mate, just had one.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)