Fucking whinging annoying bastardthis estate I'm sorting out, well, I've managed to get an offer of ยฃ250k for the property which is a miracle - the market in the area is dead so myself, the estate agent and the solicitors are overjoyed. One of the beneficiaries has been such a pain in the arse I've had to tell him to speak directly to the solicitors from now on, I can't deal with his whinging and ill-informed unhelpful suggestions ("why don't you sell the house via a sealed bid?" Because there's only been one fucking offer in the months it's been on the market you Joey, what would we do put it in a shoe box for a week and act surprised when we open it? Twat).
Anyway.
What would you do if someone gave you ยฃ100k for doing nothing other than have a distant relative die?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:12,
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I'd buy a pack of Jaffa Cakes. Actually I might buy a double pack.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:16,
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Buy crypto and magic beans, finance a scat barnyard movie and buy a new kettleObvs
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Are you sure about the kettle?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:44,
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You may need a spare japper, I know where to get them on the dark webTbh
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What, like Japper Cakes?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:43,
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I ate loads of Asda own brand Frazzles earlier and now my wee wee smells of smoky bacon crisps.(, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:47, archived)
New cooker New microwave, bigger air fryer, go mental in the Chinese supermarket, couple of tattoos and a holiday or two.
Also, hire a cleaner
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:58,
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 17:32,
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Buy a bigger greenhouse.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 17:45,
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Bored with my one now.Here's the before and after, for the many greenhouse aficionados here.
ibb.co/my03LdK
ibb.co/1bVNmr8
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 17:50,
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I was worried people might not notice it over the fence without them.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 18:00,
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For that cash you could get a greenhouse AND a shedImagine eh?
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greenhouses are for blobbing birds and wooftersbe a real man and get yourself a shed, preferrably 2
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I'd just get on with what I'm doing anywaybut with a warm sense of financial security.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 17:50,
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I'd like to invest it wisely, but I wouldn't (
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My boyfriend had a lobster beanie He didn't even like them and he knew that I really wanted that lobster, but the fucker wouldn't give it to me.
Prick.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 21:08,
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Stick 50K in a Vanguard 60/40 fund and 50K in a Vanguard 80/20 fund and leave it for 5 years(, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 20:19, archived)
The 60/40 has done 25% since 2019.Might not sound great but considering Covid etc happened during that period it's a solid return.
The 80/20 fund did about 40% IIRC. Obvs you can't predict what they will do in future but those returns would have been much higher if there wasn't Covid and Ukraine etc.
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My firm are recommending Dimensional World Allication fund at the mo, worth a look.(, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 20:30, archived)
I've had a look ,might enquire. I've always liked my metal markets. Was forex but my brothers and mates retired years ago. Even fella who did 40 years at nomura. (
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