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afternoon domslaves
i'm trying to stay horizontal as much as possible today rewatching alfie aesthetics vids on the utewbs.

are you lounging about?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 12:51, archived)
I'm gonna smoke some ribs
I'm Rob Base and I came to get dibs

Haha, not really, I'm Queef Richard's, not Rob Base you fucking idiot, as if Rob Base would post on here ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a šŸ””šŸ”š, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 12:54, archived)
I mean jfc how fucking stupid are you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a šŸ””šŸ”š, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:00, archived)
sorry queef, i've been huffing president doctor's dung again

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)
A 42-year-old man was arrested on Thursday on suspicion of starting the fire by rolling a burning car into a gully near Alligator Hole in Butte County.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:43, archived)
Lol butt hole

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:45, archived)
Lol alligator

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
Lol hole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)
California only has Butte
New Mexico has Elephant Butte
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:26, archived)
*lionelrichie.gif*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:10, archived)
My allotment is now covered in horse poo what a wonderful smell and sight
I've sent y'all a sample
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:44, archived)
I thought you were already doing that every time you post here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 14:24, archived)
I love horse poo, best of all the animal faeces
I love horse poos, they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:59, archived)
Not kinkshaming
But that's weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 21:16, archived)
I'm the scat man
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 22:26, archived)
Very stupid
I thought it was my old mate Rob Base and since I am DJ E-Z Rock you can imagine my confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 13:44, archived)
i can't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:42, archived)
I dunno. Rakim off Erik B & Rakim used to post here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:50, archived)
That was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:15, archived)
so did Play from Kid n Play

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:16, archived)
So did Jonathan King

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:38, archived)
this one is true

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:06, archived)
thatsthejoke.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
sticklebricks seemed to lose his sense of humour when he went gay,
dunno if it's a coincidence or if it points to something deeper
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 22:38, archived)
I'm not gay though, so how does that work
also, thanks for attributing me a sense of humour at some point at least
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 22:40, archived)
so did ming the merciless

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:41, archived)
so did salt from salt-n-pepa

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 2:56, archived)

smoke have
I'm Rob Base and I came to get dibs

Haha, not really, I'm Queef Richard's, not Rob Base you fucking idiot, as if Rob Base would post on here ffs

removed to facilitate self-fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:04, archived)
Going to a barbecue in a bit
Going to try not to get shitfaced and have to call in sick at work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)
I should be
As my legs are swollen again, but I'm at my parents' house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:04, archived)
i did 10 minutes on my turbo trainer
it's not a lot but it's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:20, archived)
This happens every summer
I have abnormally thin veins in my legs, which has given me poor circulation all my life. I get bad water retention as soon as the weather heats up. My consultant has told me to get used to the idea of losing a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 21:18, archived)
well. shit.
maybe start hopping around now so you're really good at it if it happens
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 22:10, archived)
Pirate cosplay ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 22:27, archived)
alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 28 Jul 2024, 16:18, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:09, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 17:33, archived)
domslaves? is that some weird dee_veee_deee feever (edit: interesting, my original post got redacted) reference?
also, wth is an alfie aesthetic video? not sure I want to know the answer to either question

Drinking Polish cherry vodka and eating half a tube of Pringles.
Once you pop you can stop, just put the lid back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:03, archived)
he's my fav guide to the outdoors in the UK*. he educates me about mushrooms and plants and nature and swag
www.youtube.com/@AlfieAesthetics/videos

probably my fav channel on the tewbs tbh
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:06, archived)
Modern life is magic
Back in my day we had to learn this stuff from a dodgy scout master
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:35, archived)

b3ta friendly content
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:27, archived)
Turtle power!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:39, archived)
I watched the women's Olympics street skateboard. Then I watched loads of 14 year old girls cry at the end. Odd .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:05, archived)
you should probably let them go mate.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)
They always return. I really should shut my skatepark gate.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:16, archived)
You need to change your milkshake recipe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 18:34, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 28 Jul 2024, 19:19, archived)