Oooh Wednesday, creamy like soupsmooth as putty, driven like a pedallo. We love Wednesday.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 8:51,
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Chill out Noel Fielding(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:14,
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He's also not funny (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:47,
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Well, I did win bake off(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:11,
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my father's second wife was in the second series(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:29,
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Did he touch you?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:11,
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No, he just seems the type.No smoke without fire though, eh? Even if I just started the fire for no reason.
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nothing against him myself then again wouldn't have guessed Huw Edwards was a bad egg either
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:14,
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Cock or ball(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:14,
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Morning Got a massive coldsore, it's pissing me off
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 9:49,
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I have advice!Buy aciclovir tablets, I take one every other day and I rarely ever get coldsore now, also for me lysine ointment works a lot better to stop them than aciclovir creams such as zovirax.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:01,
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I will definitely have to look into that Because I get a coldsore every time I'm sick or run down
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:05,
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Yeah it's a real kick in the teeth isn't it?You aleady feel like shit and then get a visual representation on your boat race.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:19,
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This one is fucking huge Right on the corner of my mouth, too, which is painful
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:54,
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The compeed plasters do help them heal quicker and partially hide themthey don't work that well with stubble which I will assume isn't a problem for you.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 15:18,
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Tried that Couldn't stand having a plaster on my lip
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 9:16,
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UPDATEI have now beaten the boss on Phendrana Drifts and got the spider ball powerup.
#metroidprimechat.
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It's hard to know how to respond to such an earnest statement as thisI honestly feel humbled and slightly ashamed.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 10:39,
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Get fucked(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:58,
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First time in the office in 2025Busier than I expected
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:02,
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Shit yourself so you can go home(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:11,
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Wednesdays are the day most people come here tooTWaTs the lot of them
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$$ ✅, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:36,
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lolI wish I looked like this
Charlie Lawson shared his thoughts online!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 11:32,
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Today I learned that I've been BANNED from saying "blackouts". By my UNION!You couldn't make it up!
You could totally misrepresent it to wind up the anti-woke brigade though.
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The true racist partis the assumption that black people are "naturally left and centre".
Banning words is bollocks though, fuck anyone that supports that shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:50,
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Dave Trouser shared his thoughts online!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:17,
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DeepThoughts with Dave.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:37,
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ooh careful, brb will move you up the List.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 13:41,
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I think you're the cunt who needs to be careful in this situation, Trouser.TPFP was gently calling you out for being an awful culture warrior bore. He probably likes you a bit. I just think you're a cunt, Trouser.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 19:11,
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Nice hypocrisy there, racism boy.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 11:02,
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Just to help you out, here's the definitin of hypocrisy:The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness. An act or instance of such falseness.
The act or practice of a hypocrite; a feigning to be what one is not, or to feel what one does not feel; a dissimulation, or a concealment of one's real character, disposition, or motives; especially, the assuming of false appearance of virtue or religion; a simulation of goodness.
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May I suggest that in future, if you're going to use a word, you should try to make yourself aware of what the word means, and you should assume that everyone else is already aware of what that word means.
I think you're a cunt, Trouser. Evidently you are a stupid cunt, Trouser. An ignorant, idiotic, stupid cunt, Trouser.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 15:45,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 12:36,
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