Ok now that Garold's gone on holiday, we can all say what we REALLY wanted to say.
What's your opinion on your fellow b3tans? Or just anything, really - do you have thoughts or is your brain generally empty like mine during the working day?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:47, archived)

I'm actually working tomorrow and Friday, for my old boss
and next Thurs/Friday. It's a fucking outrage, I tell you.

To answer your question, they're a bunch of smeggy bellends.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:54, archived)

I can't argue with any of that.
I hope you work as inefficiently as possible. That'll show 'em.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

Cash in hand is TAX THEFT m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)

I think they're alright apart from the ones that are not alright.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:59, archived)

Aw, thanks UToL.
Or fuck you UToL. Depends which group I'm in.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

I second this answer, which makes it the correct one.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:38, archived)

I think they're all lovely and probably have smashing blouses on

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:05, archived)

If you drew a matrix of lovely/not lovely and smashing blouse on/not smashing blouse on
I would say that there are b3tans for all four segments.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:26, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:18, archived)

I've only met a couple in person, and spoken to a few outside of here
Does this help at all?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:24, archived)

It depends how you define "help".

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:27, archived)

I don't like HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack
He's a cunt
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:33, archived)

There’s no need to be such a cunt behind someone else’s back.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

i think deep down they just want to be gloved

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:18, archived)

or maybe that's just me

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:39, archived)

+de

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:58, archived)

eww

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)

Indifference and bewilderment

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:35, archived)

Those are my kinks.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:36, archived)

^ forgot about Ray

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:38, archived)

It's a shame

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 20:02, archived)

Sorry, which one are you again?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:36, archived)

The forgettable one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:39, archived)

I like them all except the beakering dullard, the bullshitting beaker, the lolwaki dullard, the bullshitting beakering dullard and the dull lolwaki beakering bullshitter.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 20:34, archived)

was tempted to change my username to one of those
but decided it would be a bit beakerish
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 23:32, archived)