Ok now that Garold's gone on holiday, we can all say what we REALLY wanted to say.
What's your opinion on your fellow b3tans? Or just anything, really - do you have thoughts or is your brain generally empty like mine during the working day?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:47, archived)

I'm actually working tomorrow and Friday, for my old boss
and next Thurs/Friday. It's a fucking outrage, I tell you.

To answer your question, they're a bunch of smeggy bellends.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:54, archived)

I can't argue with any of that.
I hope you work as inefficiently as possible. That'll show 'em.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

Cash in hand is TAX THEFT m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:51, archived)

I think they're alright apart from the ones that are not alright.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:59, archived)

Aw, thanks UToL.
Or fuck you UToL. Depends which group I'm in.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

I second this answer, which makes it the correct one.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:38, archived)

I think they're all lovely and probably have smashing blouses on

(piss and shit, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:05, archived)

If you drew a matrix of lovely/not lovely and smashing blouse on/not smashing blouse on
I would say that there are b3tans for all four segments.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:26, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:18, archived)

I've only met a couple in person, and spoken to a few outside of here
Does this help at all?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:24, archived)

It depends how you define "help".

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:27, archived)

I don't like HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack
He's a cunt
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:33, archived)

There’s no need to be such a cunt behind someone else’s back.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

On the whole b3ta people are a bunch of cowardly thickos with very weak personalities, desperate for validation.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:46, archived)

Smeggy bellends it is, then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:47, archived)

I like this one because it's bullet-point friendly, it would also make a great Powerpoint slide.
On the whole b3ta people are a bunch of:
• cowardly thickos
• very weak personalities
• desperate for validation
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)

Next abusive slide, please.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:12, archived)

All the bullets can expand too, with numerous subheadings
which can also be expressed via Venn diagrams. Proper 2000s Powerpoint. Not like the modern rubbish with memes dating from after than 2010 that I just don't understand.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 18:08, archived)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 18:26, archived)

i think deep down they just want to be gloved

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:18, archived)

or maybe that's just me

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:39, archived)

+de

(piss and shit, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:58, archived)

eww

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:08, archived)

Indifference and bewilderment

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:35, archived)

Those are my kinks.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:36, archived)

^ forgot about Ray

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:38, archived)

It's a shame

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 20:02, archived)

Sorry, which one are you again?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:36, archived)

The forgettable one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:39, archived)

I like them all except the beakering dullard, the bullshitting beaker, the lolwaki dullard, the bullshitting beakering dullard and the dull lolwaki beakering bullshitter.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 20:34, archived)

was tempted to change my username to one of those
but decided it would be a bit beakerish
(piss and shit, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 23:32, archived)