Tell me a difficult or painful story from your childhood

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:40, archived)

no

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:46, archived)

Coward

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)

+el

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:41, archived)

¡es el Cowardno!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:19, archived)

Last night, someone broke into my toilet

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:59, archived)

was this before or after a DJ saved your life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:14, archived)

before they dreamt somebody loved them

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 23:15, archived)

Bas Rutten is entirely correct about liver shots.

( brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:56, archived)

I have literally no idea what you're talking about

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)

Link to liver shot in 2nd paragraph:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bas_Rutten
( brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:34, archived)

I did a spunk and shit came out my helmit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:00, archived)

Dang, that sounds rough
How did it make you feel?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440697
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:04, archived)

Sure sure

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:06, archived)

I wanted to watch Transformers on telly but GoBots was on instead.
So I watched that, but it wasn't as good.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:17, archived)

I'm so sorry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 16:28, archived)

GoBots is a poor man's Transformers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:02, archived)

Exactly.
My whole day was ruined, or at least until I then went and did something else like play with some Lego or whatever. It was a tough life.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:36, archived)

I believe that was the point

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 23:31, archived)

Is there nothing you won't masterbate over?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:04, archived)

You know, I don't think there is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:05, archived)

I never had Sky so now I don't understand certain references to particular cartoons.

( brb natural fistic, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)

my nursery school used to tie me to my chair
i used to run around with a wooden chair tied to my back
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:11, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 18:05, archived)

rude

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 18:09, archived)

that's what i said

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:15, archived)

I was born 😢

( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 18:41, archived)

were u tho?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:17, archived)

🥲

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:24, archived)

I was diagnosed with autism aged 53
How do you think my childhood went?



It was fucking ace, when I managed to avoid the cunts of the world.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:05, archived)

how did you do that?
asking for a friend
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:16, archived)

b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=101032
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:17, archived)

charming

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:20, archived)

I lived on the edge of the countryside
- so I just went and played in woods.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:02, archived)

i knew a girl called tammy woods

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:08, archived)

I know a guy called Lincoln Forrest
- and I met someone called Annette Curtain.

My boss one time was Duncan C Sirkett. His brother was called Alistair C Sirkett.

Parents can be shits.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:55, archived)

I got food poisoning on Christmas eve when I was around 10. Awful time. You build up to it at that age and to miss pukeing and shitting was rough

( mongychops, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:18, archived)

i think one of my cousins was made miss pukeing and shitting in canada
she was thrilled to shits
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 19:22, archived)

Being sick over Christmas when you're a kid is the worst

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:24, archived)

I saw a black streampunk once

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:04, archived)

A black what

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 6:44, archived)

Streampunk, you know, a punk standing in a flow of water.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 7:56, archived)

Why I quit my homestead dream just as farmer tradwives became mainstream

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 15:52, archived)