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Hiya helmit's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:11, archived)
HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:11, archived)
got two days off
I sense cocktails in my future

lol cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:13, archived)
just got home from collecting my dividends
it's queer on my cock o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:33, archived)
Dividends are gay, so there.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 16:12, archived)
divibends lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 16:16, archived)
delicious martini achieved

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:12, archived)
shaken, i hope

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:28, archived)
Fuck no

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:45, archived)
I've only just noticed that the president and vice-president are DJ Trump and JD Vance.
Sounds like you might have bought one of their 12-inches for £70.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:13, archived)
I'll be voting for DJ Luck/MC Neat in 2028.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:15, archived)
Mitch MC Connell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:22, archived)
when he did his thousand mile stare thing I was going to post "ill mitch" on /board but couldn't be bothered, true story
"This slide into fascism is fast and danger."
"Some people are mad when do politics but I am stare into space."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:07, archived)
He always looks like he's about to burst into a Donald Sutherland pod-person scream

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:42, archived)
they cut back to the studio just before it happens

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:51, archived)
MC 'Miker' G/DJ Sven
the dream ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:22, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:23, archived)
Summer holidays for everyone!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:25, archived)
DJ Trance

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:40, archived)
Yes, all we need to do now is get them both into a telepod.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:49, archived)
Happy Earth Day m8!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:23, archived)
means a lot m8, thanks so much x

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:59, archived)
I think you probably win with "Nope Francis"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:37, archived)
I don't think there are any winners here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:39, archived)
but if there were

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:48, archived)
I'd like to submit a late entry

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:51, archived)
lol entry

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:00, archived)
... THE LATE POPE, you mean!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:04, archived)
haha, Pope!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:08, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:10, archived)
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:12, archived)

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if vladimir ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ is a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no Pope ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:49, archived)
omg 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:07, archived)
Jah bless

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:54, archived)
irie mon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:23, archived)
Errrr it's tue

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:48, archived)
Keir Starmer no longer believes trans women are women, says No 10 at briefing, and now believes they are sausages instead.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 16:44, archived)
Sausages that are full of trans fats

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 16:57, archived)
LOL trans + sausage

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:48, archived)
christ I hate all this so much
what a load of rubbish it all is
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:08, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:10, archived)
nooo I didn't realise how much I missed the particular flavour of
embittered misery, sarcasm and utter childishness until I came back 🖤
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:19, archived)

here kind of died for a bit a while ago and I went off and hung out on a prissy, up itself, boring bit of the internet for far too long (I now realise) (NOT facebook). One has different writing selves, don't you think? I'd forgotten how much here was a former of my writing self, or one of them I'd lost touch with, anyway. I'm writing an essay about it, I don't mean this reply either, a proper essay of at least five thousand words that I will put here sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:26, archived)

the high likelihood of replies to this kind of self-indulgent shit being something along the lines of
lol piss
lol cocks
lol u wot m8
and
fuck off you utter cunt
is, I now realise, the only way to fly
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:32, archived)
helps to keep one grounded eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:47, archived)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:58, archived)
the rest of the internet is even more shit and boring
at least this place knows what it is
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:33, archived)
THIS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:13, archived)

also, and I'm sorry to go on so much (what mongy would call insisting on myself) but because here was pre a lot of the innovations of later sm, it is not so prone to the deeply unhealthy interactive patterns that actually reward insisting on oneself
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:16, archived)

as a for-example, I vaguely remember horrified outrage when the popular page happened, and it subsequently being used sarcastically forever after (maybe it was always here but I think it might have been bolted onto /talk at some point)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:18, archived)
if you mafe a load of trans women out of AI he'd be all over it, the fucking prick

(piss and shit, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:20, archived)
mafe feinnes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:24, archived)
Perineal mafe.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:25, archived)
ahahahahaha wouldn't he just

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:26, archived)

Transwomen? 😡
TrAInswomen? 🤩
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:28, archived)
he's lost me on this, he's a spineless cunt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:29, archived)
Pandering to all the knuckle draggers that vote Reform, not a good look

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:34, archived)
Keir Rodney Starmer is an anagram of 'e smokey trans rider, really makes you think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:36, archived)
this time next year, rodders, we'll have given away all our principles, confetti thrown over a bridge

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:22, archived)