morning

( MiseryCunt, Wed 28 May 2025, 6:45, archived)

yup

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 28 May 2025, 7:01, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 May 2025, 7:33, archived)

It flipping is
and quite a nice one too. The cat is having a lovely time hunting flies in the garden.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 May 2025, 8:11, archived)

good morrow

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:16, archived)

G'day, sport.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:24, archived)

And a very good morning to you

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:28, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:58, archived)

SOME TROG

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:16, archived)

LOVE IS ALL AROU

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:18, archived)

GET MO SOR

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:21, archived)

Happy Birthday, Carey Mulligan! 🎉🥳🍆💦🥰

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:34, archived)

On national burger day, what a treat

( mongychops, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:51, archived)

As she is married to an American
I bet she's having a double cheese Texan burger with bacon and a side of curly fries
( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:04, archived)

birthday treat

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:05, archived)

double cheese Texan burger gleeful wank over removing abortion rights
bacon racism
curly fries fatal cholesterol levels

willies
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:16, archived)

Do we need to invest in another klaxxon, Aardvark?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:18, archived)

Sorry Dave, someone rubbed me right up the wrong way this morning and I'm in a shitty mood.
But I shouldn't take it out on Americans or their wives. I'll edit my previous post appropriately.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:20, archived)

haha you loon :D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:31, archived)

Just so you know, everyone over here is already so personally offended by everything that this wasn't an issue

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:36, archived)

HOW DARE YOU

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:38, archived)

willies

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:40, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:46, archived)

sounds like you need a double cheese Texan burger with bacon and a side of curly fries

( $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:53, archived)

baconated philly cheesesteak sub with loaded sweet potato fries and a side of crazy queso, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:55, archived)

What's that in and out burger place like?

( mongychops, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:05, archived)

i think they're in california, we don't have them here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:52, archived)

Along the 5 Guys route
Trad burgers but done well
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:55, archived)

In my head, I'm picturing the 5 Guys Route being something like the Silk Road
but with burgers instead of fabric
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:50, archived)

I don't think either option provides a reliable road surface

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 May 2025, 15:46, archived)

He's as American as George Formby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:38, archived)

when I'm updating windows
With My Little Ukulele in My Hand
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:56, archived)

I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
I don't know if she'll get away, she doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that she'll try,
Oh me, oh my, and when you're famous they let you do anything
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:58, archived)

When I say rhythm is a dormby

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:56, archived)

I clicked "I like this!" because I like this.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 28 May 2025, 16:08, archived)