THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

Alright, bellpong.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

not bad, sacstain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450842
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

James Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

George Bendt
"Abnorm!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)

can confirm

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)

Snakes can have a hypnotic quality
Trouser snakes, not so much
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:13, archived)

^not a snake charmer

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:19, archived)

Trust in meeeeeee

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:11, archived)

+h

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)

Alright Sean Connery

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)

no real namesh pleash

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)

Woman I worked with in Edinburgh about 25 years ago remembered him when he was Tom Connery,
lifeguard at the local swimming pool. Said he just strutted up and down the side of the pool showing off his body, and if anyone had actually got into trouble he wouldn't even have noticed.

#anecdotes #forte
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

she probably shagged him and now slags him off cos he didn't marry her

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

I think she was about 10 at the time, are you calling him a nonshe?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)

He was wearing shpeedos at the time

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:45, archived)

"would you like to shee shome puppiesh?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:56, archived)

shee you shoon! *taps nose*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 20:07, archived)

ee æ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)

*jiggles jubblies*
*faints*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:21, archived)

cor blimey!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

You'd better believe it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:08, archived)

+ ,Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)

going to see The Osees tonight
they put on an incredible show
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)

It's spelled 'Oasis' m8
Bit embarrassing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

oh man I feel like such a plonker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:42, archived)

There's certainly some "matter" on it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8437973
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:43, archived)

It looks like a gorilla’s gunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)

phwoar

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:30, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:37, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450842
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450340
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8305499
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

What's-a matter you? Hey!
Apart from the obvious that is
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 19:57, archived)