Hullo you sub-Prime shithead's
I fancy a curry l8r

u
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:33, archived)

Might spitroast a sparrowhawk.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:40, archived)

Might dump on a donkey

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:59, archived)

donkey shit is like horse shit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:28, archived)

HORSESHIT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:52, archived)

it's a fun word to say

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)

Whomst do you have lined up to be your, er aha aha ha, "wingman"?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:35, archived)

HAHAHA!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:55, archived)

I don't understand this joke.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 17:50, archived)

i made the garter snake thing up. i'm well lol
lol
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:55, archived)

Might (verb) a (noun)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:43, archived)

You can verb any noun m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:50, archived)

I'm verbing my noun as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

You're damn right I can

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)

^ stupiding at its finest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:47, archived)

See wot I mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 17:50, archived)

You’ve got yourself a confirm!
What do you think of my nouning?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 19:36, archived)

might wee-hole a wallaby

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

Gonna steal fizzy lifting drinks from some cunt named Wonka

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

No real grandpa joes plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:00, archived)

Gonna smoke some massive drugs mate.
Massive.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:02, archived)

Samesies m8
I have some old skool silver haze which is exactly what I want from a smoke, not too mental, tastes great
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)

Tim or Xzavion?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

Edwina, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

Gonna get shitfaced for Hans Blix's birthday

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:16, archived)

Hans BLITZED, more like!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:27, archived)

Gonna drink some Cans Blix?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)

Payday cans?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 13:05, archived)

You'll be on your Hans and knees by teatime m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

Please everyone
A former head of the International Atomic Energy Agency has just turned 97
Show a bit of decorum
( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 13:47, archived)

Isn't it tomorrow?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 14:03, archived)

Party got moved to today m8
You must have missed the group chat update
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:08, archived)

No decorum on de forum

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 14:32, archived)

Calm down, Lurkio

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)

Let's get fucking SHREKKED

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

COME ONNNNN

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 13:29, archived)

Wife wanted to go out for lunch,
so I just had the curry of the day. Thai green style chicken, very tasty pub grub
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:03, archived)

I'd say that I prefer a jungle curry but I would'nt want to upset [redacted]
So I won't
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:06, archived)

Has he been b&?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:53, archived)

He's still on /board and /links,
dunno if he's banned from here or if he finally realised it wasn't for him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:08, archived)

What a fucking prick
Me, I mean
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:47, archived)

alright Ian

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 15:06, archived)

Almost right, except all Ians on here are incels

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)

Iancels

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 16:15, archived)

Maybe yours will catch - ah fuck it, none of the Ians are ever catching anything.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)

High queefs, I also fancy a curry later, haha we're like braters from other mater's haha

( broadsword, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 17:46, archived)

innit doe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 18:26, archived)

Anyone else watching The Bear?
#ian
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 17:51, archived)

I don’t even own an Ian

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 18:09, archived)

I watched Zero Day this week, thought it was decent

It's a series about how many friends you have
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Jun 2025, 18:28, archived)

Zero GAY more like!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Jun 2025, 19:45, archived)