Hey, how're you doin'?You cretinous big fat poo
'Cause this is a new thread that's just been posted
Especially for you
And if you leave a comment that is racist
[REDACTED] will report you
If you call him a big fucking paedo
You will be stepped too
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:18,
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Never mind that work of genius (AI will never manage that level of emotional depth)I'm half way through eating a whole tray of raspberries.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:42,
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Sex workers charge a lot to fuck you these days.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:55,
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I hope it was a nice big cock, at least.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:55,
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Plus there's a tip, obviously(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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it always ends with the sack though.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:44,
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Quid, noun2) a cut or wad of something chewable
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:33,
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Sounds like a fair price tbh.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:57,
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Working until Wednesday then two weeks offcanβt bloody wait
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:03,
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NiceOff til Thurs now, trying to resist the call of a beer garden
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:19,
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I went in 2014 the food is really good and very cheap probably because a lot of locals don't cook at home.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:28,
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Cheers, rent for a serviced apartment is fuck all too. Might pop over for a bit (
mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:39,
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Don't expect it to have cooking facilities (unless things have changed)(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:43,
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I'm sure I read somewhere that the whole cooking-at-home thing is a relatively recent, Western phenomenon.Street food was simply food for most people in most parts of the world.
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was it in 'Jimmy Hill's Big Book of Facts'?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:48,
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I believe that was the case in Ancient Rome.Street food was so popular and cheap that a lot of houses didn't even have the means to cook food.
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.Yeti., Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:16,
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The other way round, surely?That's like saying that airports are so popular now that most houses don't even have helipads.
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Yeah but look what happened to pompeii(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:24,
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That's not how you spell Mauritius (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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It might be, I'm not into spelling-shaming, he can spell it any way he likes(, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 15:22, Reply)
N.B. that's a complete lie, I spell-shame like a champ, just playing devil's advocate.(, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 15:22, Reply)
Flight is delayed so getting to enjoy a little bit more of my France holiday than expected.in a half built and non air conditioned terminal in 41 degree heat surrounded by easyjet scum. My mosquito bites are itching, water is β¬5 a bottle and everyone smells.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 16:31,
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You're not easyjet scum though, right? You're classy and flying British Airways or some other airline that isn't rubbish? Right?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 16:36,
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I'm not easyjet scum because whilst I may be flying with the aforementioned budget airline I conduct myself with dignity and am fully aware of how far beneath me this entire experience and everyone else in this airport are.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 17:01,
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Are you sure you weren't holidaying in Egypt? Because, you see, it sounds like you are in de nile, rofl(
broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 19:00,
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