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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 6:57, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 6:59, archived)
Morning
Back to work today *ugh*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 Aug 2025, 7:14, archived)
Did you go to InFest or sutin?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 8:07, archived)
New Day
Twas good but feeling it a bit
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:41, archived)
Don't mention Hawkwind m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:42, archived)
nude eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:44, archived)
Morn

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 7:47, archived)
ing

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:17, archived)
gar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:05, archived)
old

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:24, archived)
Have a wonderful World Humanitarian Day, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 9:12, archived)

anitaria iliatio
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:23, archived)
'unhinged seagull' is calling us "geekwads" on /board.
I think his ability to read the room is about as good as his self-awareness.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:28, archived)
Nobody should tell him to GFH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:38, archived)
Now now hedgey, we don't want any 'drama' on board
Just a slow trickle of shit pictures to convince the advertisers that this place isn't completely dead on its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:03, archived)
I've never really used it, but didn't /board used to be funny?
Looking at it now, you wouldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:25, archived)
That's because it's all AI slop now, rob banished all the real users to /talk to stop them upsetting the advertisers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:32, archived)
That seems unfair, you can't just use AI to copy and paste a cartoon character onto a different background.
It takes raw talent and hours of hard labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)
It certainly had a lot more actual jokes in the olden days.
It was gradually swamped by unfunny shitposters and all the good people drifted away, and here we are in 2025 with nary a chuckle to be found on the place.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:41, archived)
If it wasn't for HappyToast I'd say burn the whole damn thing down.
I just looked at the best entries for the image competition and only HappyToast's entries even raised a smile.

To be fair, it's a shit competition. To be even more fair, everyone on /board is a filthy donkey's scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:18, archived)
HappyToast already burned the place down so he could be king of the ashes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:30, archived)
It's nice to see him and monkeon continuing to churn out somewhat amusing pictures unlike sell-out b3tans who've gone off to have successful careers using their digital media skills.
Sometimes I wish I didn't have a family and busy well paid job, imagine how many FPs I could have by now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:45, archived)
From when they made him a mod you could graph the decline of b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:05, archived)
rob got himself a job in the media and thought his time had come so he stopped giving the least fuck, HT was the result of that
like putting your dad in charge of a party for your mates
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:11, archived)
absolutely

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:42, archived)

filthy donkey's scrotum geekwad
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:46, archived)
to be fair
they are clearly a neurodivergent USA teen
so deserve our pity rather than disapprobation

having said that, they're remarkably irritating and I wish they'd fuck off
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)
Gosh I hope [adjective] [animal] doesn't call us cockwombles.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)
probably another atomic alt, he's a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:17, archived)
murning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:19, archived)
I've just got back after two weeks of leave and have a million emails to reply to, you expect me to reply to your morning thread too?
That reminds me, I must chase up BAFR regarding the B3ta 'out of office' gaz setting I requested.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:26, archived)