For me, I find Dogtanian's relationship with his servant Planchet to be fundamentally at odds with the Muskehounds' stated ethos of 'helping everybody'.
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah well you would say that since you're one of those lizard people that did 9/11.
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( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:04, Reply)

James Herbert's 'The Yog'
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:28, Reply)

James Herbert's 'Twats'
i read Rats when i was too young to be reading horror books, i remember the book always opened at page 73 (or something don't shoot me if i forgot exactly) because there was a sex scene and i kept reading it, idkw
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:39, Reply)

And then a Hell Beast ate them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 17:18, Reply)

did it really?
i never got past the sex bit
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:35, Reply)

I've written more books than I've read.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:02, Reply)

i beiieve you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 22:37, Reply)

I'm glad one person got the reference.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 12:44, Reply)

I preferred the fog myself

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:00, Reply)

never read it
i read rats, then lair, then domain.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:31, Reply)

Me too
But I have a soft spot for the fog.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 1:08, Reply)

i will give it a go
i read those three when i was 12 i think, maybe 11 i was definitely in first school
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 6:49, Reply)

Andrew Ranked

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:05, Reply)

Andrew Tankin'
never heard of him until just now
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:14, Reply)

reeking bellend, pass it on
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:29, Reply)

I don't know why Louis XIII didn't just drown the puppies at birth, as was the style of the time.

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:09, Reply)

this would have been funny if you'd said Peter Sutcliffe.
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:30, Reply)

Peter Sutcliffe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:03, Reply)

Turns out I was wrong
Soz guy's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:30, Reply)

One minute they're "helping everybody" and the next they're "shagging everything with fun"
My views on the matter are already well known, dogs are fucking disgusting and should all be put down.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:13, Reply)

Hi rob, I'm sure ur readin dis in between mouthfuls of nommy discounted seasonal meats
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:30, Reply)

I thought it was "Shagging everything that comes" (or possibly "cums")?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Feb 2026, 17:46, Reply)

I like the expression "shagging everything with fun" though, reminds me of the old favorite "I fuck your sunshine"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:00, Reply)

Len'szzzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:33, Reply)

Fuckin’ furries

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:53, Reply)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: DOGTANIAN'S RANK HYPOCRISY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 17:20, Reply)

/infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:47, Reply)

Can we talk about Lady Penelope and Parker next?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:06, Reply)

Yes
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:15, Reply)

These are the jobs AI will steal if we're not careful, although obviously no machine could replace this
www.ritayliu.info/illustration
I found this because one of her illustrations was used on The Guardian site today.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:15, Reply)

Is weed cheap in America? It's fucking well expensive in Amsterdam really. No tax in London I suppose. But the cheapest was orange bud and that was 8 euro a gram in the shop. Get some solid for 4 euro a g

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:22, Reply)

Depends which state, nj is very expensive, our kid is in colorado now, it's very cheap there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:49, Reply)

Well I do live on the south coast
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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:44, Reply)

Bigfoot and the Hendersons
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:50, Reply)

Can't argue with that
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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:15, Reply)

Limp Bizkit
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:58, Reply)

Fucks sake, I'm in meetings working from home and next door have finally taken their shitty barking dog in.
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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 23:35, Reply)

shakira's arse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:00, Reply)

I'm making thyme-infused buerre noisette
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:51, Reply)

Dawson's Carked it

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:45, Reply)

You, I mean
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:51, Reply)

James sub-Beek

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:02, Reply)

James un der Ground

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:41, Reply)

Dawson’s Croaked

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:12, Reply)

You can update GUNTSMELL to GUNTSWELL!
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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:09, Reply)

YESSSSSS
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:15, Reply)