morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 6:48, Reply)

morning
Happy Friday 13th
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:14, Reply)

I love a bit of thirteen on a Friday

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:16, Reply)

Same

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, Reply)

oh noes!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, Reply)

Shit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:35, Reply)

alright Jeffrey

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:36, Reply)

Yes
- I faked my suicide and fled to rural Britain to give up my fortune and highly connected financial career, and live out my days in a suburban home, pretending to be a manufacturing engineer.

How did you figure it out?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:56, Reply)

The noncing, mostly

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:08, Reply)

I thought you liked it?
You said you liked it.
I am disappoint
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:14, Reply)

Oy vey Jeffrey, *always* with the noncing!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:17, Reply)

He Lev Ta hors!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 10:18, Reply)

meddling kids

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:12, Reply)

+with

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:12, Reply)

Smegma Bollocks

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, Reply)

They gas man is turning my gas off today to install new pipe. Dunno if I have to be here all day or what

( mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, Reply)

Sounds sexy AF, I'd stick around

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:50, Reply)

I believe they are shooting a new pipe up my old one

( mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:10, Reply)

standard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:20, Reply)

sound

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:39, Reply)

Why do you have to get a gas man to do it? You're mongychops, you know about that sort of thing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:14, Reply)

They won't let me dig up the road

( mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:36, Reply)

pricks

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 10:18, Reply)

Oh so it is.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:17, Reply)

In-deedly-do

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:38, Reply)

GEOSTORM
Missed my 24th b3taday by 1 day :'(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:35, Reply)

GEOSHAME

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 11:53, Reply)

I hope you are all tuning in to World Radio Day

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 10:11, Reply)

I’m tuning my knob as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 14:06, Reply)