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drinking my first ever glass of sake
it's definitely an acquired taste. are you an acquired taste? if so please tell me about yourself and include diagrams.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:23, Reply)
Fuck's sake

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:26, Reply)
-'s sake +off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:29, Reply)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:25, Reply)
the way this keeps happening is filling me with joy
sorry, I mean I'm glitching here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:31, Reply)

stack up here stack up here stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:43, Reply)
pfffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:53, Reply)
pfffffffunk soul brother

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:55, Reply)
I don't mind sake. As long as it's not cooking sake. I'm off to Hanoi on the 5th

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:46, Reply)
planning a trip to japan in oct, just talking about it atm
might not happen but would be great if it does.
i haven't been abroad for fucking ages.
and never anywhere in the far east
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:23, Reply)
actually the last time i went abroad was when someone was doing 140 in a 40 zone on a bike
and the police kept coming to my house like i had anything to do with it and so i panicked and rode to spain for a few weeks. came back and the cunts were still knocking. wasn't me tho so all came good in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:28, Reply)
I went to Japan. That was 2002 tho. I'm sure much has changed.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:33, Reply)
i wanted to be there for the year 2000
so, yeah. anyway i've got a thing on learning japanese so i've got to go. i already know three words of chinese fluently as well. and i had a mongolian blue spot when i was born. i'm basically one of them. i'm a slant eye. i just want to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:40, Reply)

I only just recently learned about this it's FASCINATING
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:02, Reply)

I am glitching here
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:27, Reply)

read the wiki, it claims "ink bottom" is a tease for calling someone immature, I was SO HAPPY finding this out last week
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:30, Reply)
white bottom was a tease for calling someone a posh cunt in india

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:37, Reply)
did you sort out somewhere to stay or are you just going to wing it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:35, Reply)
if he doesn't wing it he probably won't get there m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:36, Reply)
Just booked the flight there. I'll sort the rest later

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:46, Reply)
are you flying by ICBM or by plane?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:48, Reply)
Iran air

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:28, Reply)
nice. just remember in iran giving the thumbs up is the same as giving the middle finger
dunno if that still applies when you're over other countries tho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:39, Reply)
to be clear, you're talking about inserting them into an orifice?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 17:47, Reply)
two wings don't make a flight

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:17, Reply)
wait

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:17, Reply)
what

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:40, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:45, Reply)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:48, Reply)
From choice or desperation?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:48, Reply)
choice
i'm starting to eat more asian style food, like cooking it. mainly because i genuinely like it, so i was in an asian grocery store and i just wanted to try sake. difficult to describe it. tastes like way more spirity than 16% abv. definitely warms you up which for most of the time in japan i would have thought that's the last thing you'd want.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:08, Reply)
Japan gets very cold in the winter in some places

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:37, Reply)
yes i know that professor
in japanese culture you heat the person not the house an all, (traditional) houses are designed to mitigate the summer heat, few have central heating, it'd be pretty pointless, as they're drafty as fuck so yeah a warming drink in the winter with your 12 layers of clothing and your heated carpet is probably warranted.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:41, Reply)
They have aircon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:47, Reply)
i'll fucking aircon you in a minute
sorry the sake is kicking in now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:49, Reply)
did you like it when you went?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:53, Reply)
Yeah, great place. Great people.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:28, Reply)
yeah. it looks beautiful from what i've seen taking the content with a pinch of msg, but it looks lovely.
i can['t wait to bow as i walk through a Torii gate

also i literally bought a bag of pure msg today. fucking can't wait to get my nose into that
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:33, Reply)
One thing with Japan is they say things are ancient. Many of the original sites are, the monuments and buildings destroyed and rebuilt due to earthquakes and wars.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:56, Reply)
justified and ancient
make mine a '99
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:58, Reply)

sorry bit pissed now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:59, Reply)
second bottle of sake tastes drastically smoother than the first and not just because i've had a few beers in between
wow that is hugely more nicer than the first. so much smoother. colour is completely white instead of slightly straw coloured. god that is, yeah, if proper money sake is way better than this which wasn't expensive maybe i could like sake
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:02, Reply)
it does it gets proper chilly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:47, Reply)
i know i've watched loads of japanese youtube channels
japan with nao is really good. but yeah i appreciate what you're saying it's a big place and cold as fuck at times totally agree
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:50, Reply)
it does! no one ever believes it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:09, Reply)
the monkeys believe it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:20, Reply)
vlad, they just say they do, sorry man

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:21, Reply)
oh fucking hell well that's just GREAT isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:32, Reply)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE MONKEYS ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BELIEVE ALL OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:33, Reply)
they're apes, not monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:34, Reply)
Yes it's true that we keep some monkeys and apes, they schreetchy schreech when they matey de mate BUT THEIR STILL CRESENT FRESH. MONKEY LOVES THE BEST.
super cres man
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:59, Reply)
a collection of monkeys and apes is traditionally called a 'cape'
like a murder of crows
or a depression of politicians
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:08, Reply)
Like at the tops of their many very tall mountains, for example?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:02, Reply)
proper chilly there it is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:09, Reply)
volcanoes are notoriously warm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:29, Reply)
you shouldn't believe everything you hear on youtube

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:30, Reply)
i shouldn't believe volcanoes?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:35, Reply)
not on youtube, by all means

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:37, Reply)
surely youtube is a mean? is it?
i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:42, Reply)
It's almost like the place is a lot of mountains

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:29, Reply)
all huddled together, for WARMTH, mongy, for WARMTH

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:36, Reply)
It's weirdly savory, I almost like it but not quite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:36, Reply)
i feel the same way after one glass. but i have a bottle of a different brand here as well, might try it in a bit.
need a few beers first get myself in the mood.

the mad thing is sake contains no allergens, apparently also quite good at not giving you hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 19:46, Reply)
Oh, no, I like sake.
Especially when it's served at the correct temperature, 98.4 degrees Fahrenheit, Like this is.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:31, Reply)
easy tiger

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:12, Reply)
Get your tanakas out

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:31, Reply)
like what is?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:29, Reply)
For a European, you are exceptionally cuntivated
Roald Dahl said that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:31, Reply)
roald dahl couldn't even spell his own name right two times in a roal

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 21:43, Reply)
at least they knew what he wanted at the local indian restaurant.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 1:49, Reply)
Such nonsense
Some sakes are drunk chilled, others (usually shitter ones) warm. Peasants
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:32, Reply)
i'm giving myself a sake enema as i type
(with difficulty)
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:35, Reply)
went to Namaiki for my wife's 50th
No wine list, just sake and Jap whisky. Fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:26, Reply)
help me obi queef kanobi
best sake's don't just pummel me into the ground with the most expensive you posh twat, what are the best i can afford without marrying the daughter of a fortune 500 company CEO
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:38, Reply)
but also include those because i absolutely do intend to do that
whilst i'm still in my prime
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:38, Reply)
I'm Hanoi on the 5th. Just booked my air b and b. 9.50 a night. Splashed out for 10 days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:38, Reply)
air bnb never thought of that
*edit: how much were the flights mongy, you glorious beast?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:40, Reply)
Single 528 quid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:41, Reply)
sorry i ninja edited , will correct

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 22:42, Reply)