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Pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 2:18, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 3:51, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 5:24, archived)
morning arsehole
i had one of those
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 5:41, archived)
They're very moreish aren't they

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:15, archived)
yeah if only i had another three or four

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:25, archived)
How would you know which one to shit out of?
Sorry, sorry. That was disgusting.

I meant: How would you know which one out of which to shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:36, archived)
How would which one know which to shit out of which is which?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:38, archived)
don't try to simplify matters i already have a solution

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:39, archived)
i would get my butler to fingercheck before i go to the toilet

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:39, archived)
buttler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:42, archived)
your third bottyhole would be an excellent choice, sir

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:54, archived)
^ anal retainer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:13, archived)

I'm glitching here. I want to use all of them, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:27, archived)
Silly vlad, arseholes don't stack.
But they do tesselate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 12:05, archived)
ahahahahaha GREAT POINT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 15:14, archived)
tassellate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 1:29, archived)
maybe yours will have tassels on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 8:50, archived)
The Italian Government has approved my application to become a citizen
Moto woo e yay!

But... obvs... I now have to get all the documents I submitted a year ago reissued, apostilled and translated. Along with a confirmation I've not gotten divorced in the intervening time. I even agreed to get a second cat to ensure I was less likely to to get ditched.

Second moggie arrives this week. Current one will NOT be impressed in the short term but hopefully will take to a new friend with time. The cat rescue place has recommended a candidate who ought to get on with ours.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:11, archived)
CIAO BELLA

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:23, archived)
Salve!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:55, archived)
Gonna go get my dong out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:05, archived)