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Pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 2:18, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 3:51, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 5:24, archived)
morning arsehole
i had one of those
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 5:41, archived)
They're very moreish aren't they

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:15, archived)
yeah if only i had another three or four

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:25, archived)
How would you know which one to shit out of?
Sorry, sorry. That was disgusting.

I meant: How would you know which one out of which to shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:36, archived)
How would which one know which to shit out of which is which?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:38, archived)
don't try to simplify matters i already have a solution

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:39, archived)
i would get my butler to fingercheck before i go to the toilet

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:39, archived)
buttler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:42, archived)
your third bottyhole would be an excellent choice, sir

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 9:54, archived)
^ anal retainer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:13, archived)

I'm glitching here. I want to use all of them, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:27, archived)
Silly vlad, arseholes don't stack.
But they do tesselate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 12:05, archived)
ahahahahaha GREAT POINT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 15:14, archived)
tassellate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 1:29, archived)
maybe yours will have tassels on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 8:50, archived)
The Italian Government has approved my application to become a citizen
Moto woo e yay!

But... obvs... I now have to get all the documents I submitted a year ago reissued, apostilled and translated. Along with a confirmation I've not gotten divorced in the intervening time. I even agreed to get a second cat to ensure I was less likely to to get ditched.

Second moggie arrives this week. Current one will NOT be impressed in the short term but hopefully will take to a new friend with time. The cat rescue place has recommended a candidate who ought to get on with ours.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:11, archived)
CIAO BELLA

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:23, archived)
Salve!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 10:55, archived)
Gonna go get my dong out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:05, archived)