Hi semen's, QS is in the house!!!
I have the day off today, I have done precisely fuck all with it. Going to rustle up something Mexican in a bit.

How r u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 15:06, archived)

I pressed some buttons in various orders. Things appeared on this screen thing.
alright Queef's.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 15:10, archived)

Yo T-Dogg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 15:33, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 15:11, archived)

watching snooker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 16:41, archived)

Touching balls!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 16:59, archived)

yellow green brown blue pink and black

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 0:56, archived)

Im busy doing nothing

( mongychops, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 15:36, archived)

I'm off to Madrid on Tuesday
It's no Vietnam but it'll have to do
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 16:39, archived)

I will wave from my plane to yours

( mongychops, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 17:40, archived)

i am gud lol
Mexican rustler
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 18:43, archived)

What's the market rate for a stolen Mexican these days?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Apr 2026, 19:01, archived)

Twenty-Juan Pesos

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 19:30, archived)

Valley of the Shut-Ins

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

Valley of the doles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 21:37, archived)

I'm going for a Mexican tomorrow night
For dad's birthday, now that he's out of hospital. I'm not massively keen on Mexican food, but it's what he wants, so that's what we're doing. You're only 80 once.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)

Depends how bad your dementia is, you could be 80 every day for years

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 20:54, archived)

Dad doesn't have dementia
He's sharp as a tack, just old.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 22:13, archived)

getting old is not for sissies

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 22:36, archived)

Just about to order a takeaway from the best curry house in London.

( mongychops, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 20:51, archived)

sounds good, getting turkish food tonight, I'd prefer a london curry tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 22:04, archived)

All curry tastes the same

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 10:34, archived)