that's why mum's gone to poundland

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 16:57, Reply)

Your mums gone to poundtown m8 LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 3 May 2026, 17:03, Reply)

that's not even a shop you brainwrong

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 17:21, Reply)

I'm a little refreshed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 May 2026, 17:35, Reply)

I'm not
I am finally feeling too old to pull an all- nighter.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 3 May 2026, 19:00, Reply)

fuck me i've felt like that for years
happy candles etc etc
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 22:33, Reply)

Thanks
At 51, I really didn't think I would be doing it again, because most of my friends have children and even grandchildren. The only reason I did it is because it's been almost 5 months since one of my best friends died, and it was his husband's birthday this week. He wanted to act like he was dealing with it, so he invited me for a birthday drink last night. I didn't realise how badly he was failing to cope until he brought out the shoe. What he had laid out was more than the three of us ever did together, even 20 years ago. I thought that was bad enough, until he showed me a container with at least £300 worth and told me he's blown most of his life savings on it since his husband died, because it scrambles his brain, stops him focusing on reality and eventually causes him to burn out and actually sleep. I'm very worried about him, but I know I can't push him as he'll refuse help and stop answering my calls. I can't risk that, I need to be there for him when he needs me, but on his terms.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:46, Reply)

i hope you put it on your head

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:57, Reply)

Ohhhhh nonono poor him :/

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 4 May 2026, 13:39, Reply)

That’s not good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 May 2026, 20:12, Reply)

What’s why?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 3 May 2026, 18:15, Reply)

that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2026, 22:04, Reply)

Poundland vs HomeBargains
FIGHT
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 3 May 2026, 18:26, Reply)

Home bargains has more choice
And most of their stuff isn't cheap tat that people won't bother taking back when it breaks, because it's too cheap to waste the time and petrol.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 3 May 2026, 21:18, Reply)

Woman jailed after shoplifting barrage which included £18 theft from Poundland
I wonder how many items she stole?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 May 2026, 19:32, Reply)

pub fight ends in ear bite

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 22:33, Reply)

a drunken punchup at a wedding

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:06, Reply)

That wouldn't have been funny years ago, and now Poundland sells so many goods well over a pound it's even worse. Congratulations, shit!

( mongychops, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:08, Reply)

one thing from poundland, and one thing from 17 poundland just down the road

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:37, Reply)

u r such a silly

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:43, Reply)

there are still some things for exactly a dollar in the dollar store here, but then they add sales tax at the checkout

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 May 2026, 23:46, Reply)

that really pissed me off when i went to americanland

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 4 May 2026, 1:01, Reply)

TARIFFS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 4 May 2026, 7:18, Reply)