It's all about bloody Attenborough
50%
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e2pdw1808o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 May 2026, 14:11, archived)

16% Terry Nutkins‘ nutsack

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 May 2026, 14:42, archived)

Turtle power!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 8 May 2026, 14:49, archived)

zero visibility

(piss and shit, Fri 8 May 2026, 16:06, archived)

Deez nutz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2026, 15:47, archived)

100%
because I am great
(piss and shit, Fri 8 May 2026, 14:51, archived)

100% fuck's sake I only get full marks on the fucking quiz that's about some bloke who was born a fucking century ago

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 May 2026, 14:55, archived)

This means you are now a boomer.
I am so sorry.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 May 2026, 15:31, archived)

Yeah I kind of suspected it anyway, but thanks.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 May 2026, 15:56, archived)

-o -m
+n
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 8 May 2026, 22:15, archived)

“Mark Hamill is one sick individual,” the post said. “These Radical Left lunatics ‌just ⁠can’t help themselves. This kind of rhetoric is exactly what has inspired three assassination attempts in two years against our President.”
The quiz is blocked again, they're angry about my great score last week
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2026, 15:46, archived)

What do they expect from a sword-wielding terrorist?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 8 May 2026, 18:18, archived)

Won't load for me

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2026, 15:51, archived)

argentina

(piss and shit, Fri 8 May 2026, 16:24, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 May 2026, 17:09, archived)

Fucking hell, just clicked a sticklebricks post

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 8 May 2026, 17:49, archived)

ahahahahahahhahahaaaaa
10/10 well done
( vladimir, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:45, archived)

50% ham

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 May 2026, 16:35, archived)

Samesies

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 May 2026, 19:47, archived)

100%
But I watch his shows a lot
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 8 May 2026, 21:39, archived)

well done. goodnighgt

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 8 May 2026, 22:43, archived)

I like when talk bird and jungle creatures fun
#claworbeak
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 9 May 2026, 0:00, archived)