Morning team, almost Friday
Don’t forget to fill out your timesheets!
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 May 2026, 7:14, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 7:35, archived)

morning, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 May 2026, 7:48, archived)

Can't get mixcloud to play on my sonos speakers any more, might kill myself

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 7:52, archived)

sending thoughts and prayers in this difficult time

Can I have your LPs after you’ve topped yourself?
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 May 2026, 7:59, archived)

You wouldn't like my records.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:03, archived)

I’m not going listen to them
They’ll be displayed on the wall of my Gen-Z hipster cafe
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:08, archived)

I have the 2017 repress of Hex and the 2018 repress of Codename:dustsucker
Also some repress of Spiderland.

Get ready to party!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:11, archived)

If you don't have the 12" of No Name No Slogan by Acid Horse,
the one-off collaboration between Cabaret Voltaire and Ministry, then it's a shit record collection.

Sorry, that's the rules, I didn't make them.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2026, 8:27, archived)

Don't have that, but I do have the 12" of Revenge by Ministry.
It's a fucking BANGER.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:28, archived)

I recently bought the red splatter vinyl reissue of Killing Joke's Wardance/Pssyche 12" for a tenner from Cadiz Music.
They threw in a free hand-numbered (limited to 1000) 7" of the 2003 rerecording featuring everyone's favourite drummer, Dave Grohl. I'm going to wait until he croaks and then sell it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:36, archived)

I fucking LOVE Dave Grohl!!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:39, archived)

My favourite thing about him is when the turns up as a special guest at everyone's set at Glastonbury.
Everyone's.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:42, archived)

Hey guys! Where can I plug in?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:55, archived)

sigh
*Bends over*
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:48, archived)

ANAL

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:52, archived)

Walking After You

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 14 May 2026, 10:51, archived)

I was in the sonos ecosystem.
But their app updates and lack of bluetooth killed it off for me. They have at least moved to offering bluetooth connections on their latest devices.
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 May 2026, 8:57, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:09, archived)

You were in the sonos ecosystem, is that what you said?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2026, 16:44, archived)

Hello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:14, archived)

garideb

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:16, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:21, archived)

Wait, we haven't done Thursday yet, don't come at me with that Friday bullshit.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 May 2026, 8:33, archived)

This corporate bullshit version of b3ta is bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:10, archived)

I GOT MIXCLOUD BACK ON MY SPEAKERS!!!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:10, archived)

TURN IT DOWN YOU FUCK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:15, archived)

Got some classic Koma & Bones on the go.
They were consistently great.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:30, archived)

morning, Cheers

( vladimir, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:40, archived)

morning, morning
oh christ not againhelphelp
morning, morning
morning, morning
morning, morning
morn*cries*rning
( vladimir, Thu 14 May 2026, 9:41, archived)

Art show party tonight, live music and free champagne
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Woo, yay etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 May 2026, 10:36, archived)