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thank crunchie it's friday
'member? 'member?
(piss and shit, Fri 15 May 2026, 7:00, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 15 May 2026, 7:23, archived)
I try not to remember things if I can avoid it.
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 May 2026, 7:43, archived)
don't worry be hopey

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 7:45, archived)
I’ve had a good morning, piss

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:05, archived)
I've had a good piss, morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:17, archived)
my finger poked thru the loo roll
i had a bad morning shit, piss
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:20, archived)
It's a shit pissness

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:21, archived)
Pissky Business

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:23, archived)
Top GUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:26, archived)
Mission: Impissible

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:27, archived)
The Last Samurine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:43, archived)
Bridge Over The River of K-Wee

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:45, archived)
NEEDS MORE TOM CRUISE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:45, archived)
ferris bueller's piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:46, archived)
IT'S A SIMPLE IDEA, TOM CRUISE PISS FILMS, WHY CAN'T YOU IDIOTS PLAY BY THE RULES

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:48, archived)
piss outside the box

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:49, archived)
It's people like you that ruined every image challenge.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:52, archived)
Micturation Report

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 15 May 2026, 12:56, archived)
Cocktrail

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:54, archived)
Vanilla Piss

HAPPY NOW!?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:24, archived)
Drain Man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:38, archived)
Urinity Report

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:21, archived)
MINE IS BETTER MINE IS BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 15 May 2026, 12:56, archived)
your sig it hurts my brain again and again

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:44, archived)
I can't even remember the grammatical failure that prompted it, might change it now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:45, archived)
or not, I'll have to wait for inspiration to strike

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:47, archived)
looks like it stroke

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 11:10, archived)
The 'brown ballerina'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:00, archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: KEANU REEVES SHIT FILMS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:06, archived)
Bram Stoker's Diarrhoeacula

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:07, archived)
Bill and Ted's Excrement Adventure

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:23, archived)
Bill and Ted's Poo-Guts Journey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:43, archived)
Poo Break

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:25, archived)
Constipated

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:26, archived)
My Own Private Portaloo

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:28, archived)
Sonic the hedgelog 3

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:53, archived)
A Splatter Darkly

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:28, archived)
Johnny Poomonic

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:29, archived)
Speed Poo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:29, archived)
John Shit

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:30, archived)
The Day The Earth Stool Still

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:39, archived)

Bill and Ted Faeces The Music
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2026, 11:14, archived)
The Scatrix

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 12:23, archived)
nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking scat

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 12:24, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 15 May 2026, 13:05, archived)
Good I've had a morning, piss

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:34, archived)
Cat shenanigens in the house is getting a bit better
a smidge less hissing from Aggie, a tiny bit more staring out from both, about the same manic running about from Boston and then paniced hiding from Aggie but kitten-steps and that.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:47, archived)
nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking cats

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 8:52, archived)
I do. I care more about them than you and dozer shit posting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:06, archived)
We seem to have a range of opnions then.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:34, archived)
^ knows his opnions

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:39, archived)
ah no you destroyed your sig? how will i ever remember how infuriating it was?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 15 May 2026, 11:07, archived)
I'm not sure anyone wants those 2 shit posting.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:43, archived)
postman pat lyrics went a bit off here

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 15 May 2026, 11:45, archived)
SHE-NAN!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:21, archived)
whatevs

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:31, archived)
God, I've had a pissing moron

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2026, 9:19, archived)
Good morning merry gentlefolk of /talk
may the rest of your day be blessed with the fulsome tidings of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2026, 10:01, archived)
now this i can get behind

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 15 May 2026, 10:35, archived)
because one day you'll have the 'membering of it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 15 May 2026, 11:44, archived)