there once was a morning that morninged
etc
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 6:10, archived)

Roll on Friday I say . Bored of paradise.

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 6:45, archived)

why is that, m?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 6:49, archived)

I'm a city boy really. Too long in country I get a need for life. Also check out the amount of weed shops in chaing Mai

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 7:01, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 6:56, archived)

[redacted]

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 7:45, archived)

Bloody hell
cost of living crisis is a bastard. It's only the first of the month and all the fucking money's gone...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 8:28, archived)

Maybe you shouldn't have blown it all on flags

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:09, archived)

Candles!!!!
Merry candle day!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:12, archived)

Blimey there are a lot of them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 11:30, archived)

his load, you mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:16, archived)

Whilst jizzing over the national flag is deeply disrespectful I do have a whole drawer full of used spunky union jacks attesting to how easily this can happen.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:41, archived)

^Union Jack-off

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:59, archived)

No that's just gross mismanagement of funds.
This is common amoung the racist bulk-flag buyers.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:01, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 8:59, archived)

Good morning

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:10, archived)

Morning, you flaming galah.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:14, archived)

alright , Logan's run time for you

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:28, archived)

Don't think my knees could handle that

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 11:31, archived)

time for a prostate specific antigen test

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:58, archived)

Any excuse for a finger up the bumhole, eh?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)

practice makes perfect

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 10:35, archived)

That's my default, unless patients can give me a very good reason for NOT undergoing a digital rectal examination.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 11:35, archived)

Digital? I'd have thought anal-ogue would be more appropriate, ah hahaha ha!!!1

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:11, archived)

In this case, digital means finger.
As in 'hold still Mr Jenkins whilst I digitalise you'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:44, archived)

Thanks, but I did actually know that.
I was exploiting intentional ambiguity for comedic effect.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:00, archived)

'comic'

(piss and shit, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:20, archived)

Thanks, but I did actually assume you knew that but thought my reply would be funnier if I made it look like I thought you didn't.
Maybe we should gaz each other next time so we can coordinate our posts.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)

Alright, you ancient bastard.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:59, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:57, archived)