morning

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 5:48, archived)

MiseryCunt

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:08, archived)

morning morning

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:48, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:12, archived)

you on the train yet? i can't remember the details i just remember train 13 hours

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:49, archived)

Nah got 3 odd hours to kill. I'm in the pub . Get the train at 3.30. apparently it's no smoking. Fucking shit

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:52, archived)

Knee how

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:56, archived)

Morning from Bulgaria!
Breakfast, then off to the beach
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:03, archived)

Are you in a hotel?
are there lots of meats on the buffet? What's a Bulgarian Breakfast like?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:09, archived)

boiled dog waste

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 11:22, archived)

waste
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 11:38, archived)

This worries me, I let my Bulgarian colleague look after my dog overnight last year.
I think we got the same dog back, but I suppose she may have boiled our one and sourced a replacement.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)

sauced, ftfy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 17:24, archived)

in context, I think "marinated" would be more appropriate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 18:24, archived)

We are in a flat in the resort. The beach is lovely. Not eaten anything yet. Raining tomorrow sadly.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:37, archived)

> FUCK GANDALF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 18:25, archived)

I'd forgotten about this! one of gronkpan's I think?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)

-the beach +Wimbledon Common

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:16, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:00, archived)

My colleague is from Bulgaria, found out yesterday she's been granted British citizenship.
Are they operating some sort of one-in, one-out system?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:27, archived)

Don't say that
I can imagine Reform having it as a policy before the end of the week.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:45, archived)

Accepting foreigners as British citizens and simultaneously deporting the natives?
I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of what they want.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:55, archived)

Not letting tourists in or resident back
till someone has left would be more coherent than a lot of their policies.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:13, archived)

Whats the weather like over there?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8480752
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 11:33, archived)

Hello
one of our cats has an upset tummy. I have had to change the litter tray a couple of times over the last 24 hours. The speed with which the air fills with bluebottles when they catch the scent of feline squits is incredible.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:11, archived)

Posts like this are why I log in here.
LOL log
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:14, archived)

it's like squitsmas day for them really isn't it

( vladimir, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 11:52, archived)

Well tickle my taint, so it is

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:17, archived)

I'm going to see The Odyssey in a bit
I'm expecting to find it infuriating but hey ho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)

He turns into a giant baby at the end, sorry spoiler alert

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:05, archived)

I've actually no idea how I managed this but I misread what you said here as "he turns into a giant baby squid at the end"

( vladimir, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 11:50, archived)

DENIED BY SNYDER

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:10, archived)

giant baby squid game

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:17, archived)

Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 15:50, archived)

My god, it's full of bankable stars!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:16, archived)

My wife and her mum saw it the other day and both really rated it.
I want to see it myself now.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:06, archived)

my helmit, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:36, archived)

3 hrs, not for me

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:25, archived)

Could be a good way to kill three hours while waiting for a train.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:33, archived)

Fucking train, dry apparently, confiscated my remaining 3 beers. Thailand sucks

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:24, archived)

fucking ladyboy wankers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:30, archived)

4 tins, not like I had a slab. Pathetic. I'd have been there by now on a plane. Not even stopped so I can grab my bag and get the fuck off

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:40, archived)

That's outrageous!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:58, archived)

morning

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