I went to see 80s reggae legend Eek-a-mouse last night
He was great. What else is great?

You can't say b3ta
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 10:45, archived)

and who would

( vladimir, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 10:45, archived)

I would
But there are many things I would say.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)

pfffff shhhhhh so would I but don't tell the others

( vladimir, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 12:14, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:30, archived)

Hey Queef I’d smash your back doors in, you sexy bastard

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)

Do you know what, people say that to me all the time

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 15:42, archived)

what are some of the things you wouldn't say?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 19:42, archived)

Wow! Anything else?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 20:38, archived)

Alfred, apparently.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Aug 2026, 10:57, archived)

alright 'Bruce Wayne'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 12:02, archived)

My mate's boyfriend has MS and has a legal weed prescription
He gave me one of his oral sprays, tastes like shit but it's well strong. So that's great.

Lol oral
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 11:08, archived)

I'm disturbed, but not entirely surprised, to learn that you know what shit tastes like.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Aug 2026, 15:58, archived)

Oh u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 17:08, archived)

Also wee, guntsweat and dog jizz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 19:33, archived)

Best law firm ever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 19:37, archived)

Gatsby, or so the Fscottfizgerald book says

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 11:08, archived)

Robbing trains

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 11:18, archived)

Eeeehhhhhhh! Rat-faaaaaaaans!

( .Yeti., Tue 18 Aug 2026, 11:26, archived)

Scott

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 11:34, archived)

Britain!
*gammons it right up*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 12:04, archived)

My smeggy taint

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:31, archived)

You know what? It really IS great, you're dead right

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:33, archived)

Told ya

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:34, archived)

lol I’ve just paid less than a quid for a massive beer
Could get used to this city
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:34, archived)

-e +a

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:50, archived)

🐻

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:51, archived)

b qu
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 14:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8483397
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 14:43, archived)

^exit, pursued by a 'bear'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Aug 2026, 15:24, archived)

Is cider equally cheap?
I don't like beer or lager
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 21:34, archived)

balls of fire

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)

Might need to see a doctor about that

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 13:46, archived)

My apartment is, 13 quid a night. Japanese toilet with the heated seat and various bum sprays. Mood lighting, seems angry

( mongychops, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 14:01, archived)

Bidet to you sir

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 14:11, archived)

Bargain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 17:08, archived)

-argain +um sprays

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 18:37, archived)

Bum spray?
Wtf?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 18 Aug 2026, 18:59, archived)

Auk

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 17:33, archived)

I'll be dead soon
That's great
("TEMU Bou", Tue 18 Aug 2026, 19:00, archived)

Eek masturbate
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Aug 2026, 20:19, archived)

Just finished watching Andor, really enjoyed it.
Lined up Rogue One to watch tonight, which my wife and I saw in the cinema in 2016 but she has no memory of. She's really rooting for Andor after watching the prequel show, hope he gets back together with Bix at the end!

/STAR WARS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 20:21, archived)

Is any of this real or is it an elaborate insider joke requiring years of dedicated research and a thorough working knowledge of Gungan Basic?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 20:36, archived)

Just as well Freddie revised his first draft for the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, I reckon.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Aug 2026, 21:21, archived)

Beelzebub has a Sith Lord set aside for me-e-e, for meeee-e-e, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 22:15, archived)

No, it's all real.
Rogue One is still the best 'new' Star Wars film by some distance, and Andor is an unexpectedly great espionage thriller about resisting fascism which is just incidentally a bit STAR WARS.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 22:52, archived)