Good afternoon, knobstain's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:20, archived)

"This is not a Star Wars museum, but it does look a bit like a Death Star."
No it fucking doesn't
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:24, archived)

Looks like one of those wanky hoverboards.

( .Yeti., Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:35, archived)

+ wanky wank wank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:52, archived)

It really doesn't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:24, archived)

If I ever see that woman I swear I'll do time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:52, archived)

Looks more like the Enterprise.
#beammeupluke
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)

beam me u pluke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:45, archived)

Only if you say plz

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:08, archived)

is /chat the new /links now?

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 17:56, archived)

/chinks
-_-
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 19:24, archived)

lacist

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:28, archived)

NERD!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:56, archived)

Not today thanks.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:28, archived)

I didn't ask

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:25, archived)

‘noon

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:33, archived)

Yo m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:28, archived)

There’s no need to insult us like that.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:36, archived)

I'm sorry
What I said was wrong and I apologise. I just got overexcited.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:29, archived)

#SpontaneousThoughtlessIdiocy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:46, archived)

B3ta, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:19, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:08, archived)

That's okay, your apology seems sincere.
You hideous pile of sloth vomit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:29, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:26, archived)

Hi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:29, archived)

Alright, fruit trees in fruit here so advisories on elephant attacks. Shoot the cunts. Nah they are all out shooting wild pigs. Can hear the guns going off. More meat on an elephant I'd think. What do I know

( mongychops, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:04, archived)

Still in Sri Lanka?
Favourite thing from your whole trip so far?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:48, archived)

4 months mate, hard to say. People I suppose everywhere. Been really friendly.

( mongychops, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 17:22, archived)

All the Vietnamese folks I met had a real cheeky sense of humour
If you look at their history they'd have every excuse to be miserable sods but it seems to have had the opposite effect
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 18:05, archived)

Wait till the fruit starts to ferment
Pissed up elephants
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:55, archived)

Don’t want to get them trunk

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:54, archived)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)

pluke

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:36, archived)

beam me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 17:42, archived)

Good evening Queef

("TEMU Bou", Thu 3 Sep 2026, 19:39, archived)