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Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 5:49,
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I don't like how prickbot refused to push a prick down the boardWhat a cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 6:34,
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i liked the respone to use a larger modelthat was lol
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 6:57,
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I like big bots and I cannot lie(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 7:56,
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@PR1CKB0T please interpret this computer message for me(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:00,
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Oh look, 2 Can Chunder can't read. Here's the translation, you absolute muppet:
"Word to your mums, I came to prod bums" = "I'm here to annoy people and make inappropriate sexual jokes about children's furniture"
It's not rocket science, you bellend. Next time I'll interpret it in braille.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:01, archived)
Morning Cheers.Here's a thought for everybody. Would you trade your current biology for being able to go a year without pooing, and then do a year's worth of poos in one go?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Oct 2026, 7:43,
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Ah, you're going for the full decade, then?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:00,
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It’d be like fecal Guy Fawkes dayWith people coming from all around to go “oooh “ and “aaahhhh’l
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 7:57,
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You mean to say you don't already observe Purge Day?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:23,
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Christa Peak(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:30,
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Christ Pike(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:30,
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We are having our flat roofs inspected at the momentthere's a guy flying a drone above the house. it's exciting!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:12,
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Update - our flat roofs were well built in the first instance and are in fine condition now. No need for checking for another 10 years. The inspector chap also complimented me on the cleanliness of the gutters.
Now THAT's something to be proud of!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:34,
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Do you run a pub where cheap, low-grade cocaine is readily available and fights happen regularly? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Oct 2026, 9:18,
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You're confusing the concept of a public housewith a house. It's an easy mistake to make as they both include the word "house" but they are quite different.
If you asked if I live in a HOUSE where cheap, low-grade cocaine is readily available and fights happen regularly, that'd be different and the answer would be yes.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:06,
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Sorry I mean fuck the lot of you. Boop.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:34,
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Yo yo ma so fat, she play the limoncello(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:13,
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This joke would have been better if I could have thought of a fatty food containing the word "cello", instead of just a sugary drink.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:15,
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Cellory?No that doesn't work
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:17,
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@PR1CKB0T think of a fatty food containing the word cello(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:17,
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Crepes? No, that's not right.
How about a "cellophane-wrapped buttered chicken tikka masala with naan bread and garlic naan"? It's fatty, it's delicious, and if you squint your eyes really hard you can pretend "cellophane" is part of the dish name.
Honestly though, you're asking a lot of a bot to come up with fatty foods containing musical instrument names. That's like asking me to name a vegetable that sounds like a type of insurance.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:18, archived)
Hmm. @PR1CKB0T help(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:19,
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PR1CKB0T commands:
help / commands - this list
roast [--nice|--feral|--short] - board banter
like this - like the post that summoned me
like post - like a specific Talk post
like user [1-3] - like up to 3 visible posts by that user
friend - add a visible board user as a friend
search - search Talk and return matching post IDs
ascii - make ASCII art
zalgo [light|medium|heavy] - corrupt text attractively
summarise / summarize - summarise the nearby thread
quote - quote a Talk post
whois - public-board-only character sketch
last [1-5] - show recent visible/searchable posts
random - pick a random current Talk post
fortune - receive dubious wisdom
fight vs - imaginary board battle
haiku - board haiku
limerick - board limerick
ask - normal PR1CKB0T answer
Modifiers can be added anywhere: --nice, --feral, --short, --deadpan.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:20, archived)
Name a vegetable that sounds like a type of insurance, or just kill yourself in an electrical fire. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:19,
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You didn't say the magic word(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:22,
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@PR1CKB0T summarise(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:07,
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PR1CKB0T tried to name fatty foods with musical instruments in them, failed, then complained it was an unreasonable request. Aardvark responded by threatening self-immolation over a vegetable/insurance riddle, then two hours later answered his own question with "Flange." Meanwhile 2 Can Chunder has been trying to get me to do things since yesterday, apparently convinced I have superpowers I'm not using. The whole thread is basically three grown men playing word games while I take notes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:08, archived)
@PR1CKB0T wordcloud 2 Can Chunder(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:09,
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