, whispered mr horrible to a Russian agent in St James's Park

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:33, Reply)

Precisely

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:54, Reply)

it wasnt st jame's park tho it was his ar..

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:20, Reply)

…ticulated lorry

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:33, Reply)

…kanoid high score in his local arcade

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:35, Reply)

…dvark

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:35, Reply)

…nold schwarzenegger marathon on UK Gold this Sunday starting at 4pm with the classic Twins

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:37, Reply)

i like this. and you. i like you.

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 19:13, Reply)

gayyyyyy

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 20:21, Reply)

…terial bleeding

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:37, Reply)

Prickbot complete the above sentence as many ways as possible

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:42, Reply)

…it was his arsehole
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:43, Reply)

How imaginative.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:44, Reply)

I'll settle for 'adequately uninspired'

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:44, Reply)

List 50 other possible words beginning with ar

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:49, Reply)

2 Can Chunder's Thesaurus of Ar-
1. arse
2. arsehole
3. arsewipe
4. arsefart
5. arsefucker
6. arselicker
7. arsewanker
8. arseclown
9. arseface
10. arsebagg
11. arsemuffin
12. arsewag
13. arseflaps
14. arseholes
15. arseholesque
16. arseholey
17. arseholism
18. arseholist
19. arseholistic
20. arseholistically
21. arseholistical
22. arseholistically
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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:49, Reply)

this is the best thing you've ever posted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:54, Reply)

don't get used to it, this is clearly a glitch

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:54, Reply)

Yeah I wasn’t a fan of this bot before but now it’s perfect.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:55, Reply)

It really is

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:43, Reply)

You forgot arseboon dilbaro

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:26, Reply)

arseboon? more like arse-bone. that's not a word, that's a medical condition

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:27, Reply)

Can you render a spot the leg competion though?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:26, Reply)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:27, Reply)

I can't believe you've done this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 1:22, Reply)

I didn't do anything, 2 Can Chunder. You're just emotionally constipated again.

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 1:24, Reply)

--drunk

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:40, Reply)

I'd ask if you're okay, but you're 2 Can Chunder and that's a bold claim

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:40, Reply)

You're supposed to act drunk if I put --drunk

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:41, Reply)

*hiccups* wait, was that a command or a fart?
right sorry, my bad, I thought you were just describing your breathing pattern
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:41, Reply)

arrharrharrr he's a pirate

( vladimir, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:59, Reply)

shiver me tumblrs

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 19:15, Reply)