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TDFU
Have a nice weekend team
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catch you on the flip side

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 15:53, archived)
will do
almost booze o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 15:59, archived)
:((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:22, archived)
you no can booze?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:26, archived)
Still got 31 mins to go :(((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:29, archived)
i'm a free agent for the time being
so don't have to do any work or anything, really. only got a couple of quid tonight, but i should get monies tomorrow. tonight will be a couple of cans and ocarina of time in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:31, archived)
Drinking in pants is very much on my agenda as well

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:39, archived)
Phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:49, archived)
good, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:53, archived)
See you later alligator

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:02, archived)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:08, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:22, archived)
TDFU in T-minus 25 minutes
Hope you all have a messy weekend filled with all the barbiturates you can consume and more
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:35, archived)
i read that as tofu
and thought you were about to have a really shit meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 17:13, archived)
Oh yeah, it's Friday!
Man, I'm all over the place at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 16:59, archived)
Get up, get on up.
Going to consume beverages and feature films tonight. Called off the drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 18:00, archived)
6/7 for me, fucked up on the corbyn question
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41765712
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:21, archived)
5, I'm off to see the wizard

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:23, archived)
6 for me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:24, archived)
that jacinda ardern tho, phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)
more of a Javier Bardem type of guy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:39, archived)
good for you x

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:40, archived)
toothy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:57, archived)
4 for me
know fuck all about people's pets, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)
1.
If I only had a brain
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it's the taking part that counts
that's what people say to losers like you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:41, archived)
3
i'm fick, lol
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:30, archived)
manodiv lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 15:08, archived)
lol, i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 15:27, archived)
lol nor me lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 15:28, archived)
5 for me doves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:31, archived)
"If I Only Had a Brain" Your score: 2/7

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:57, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)
Happy World Day for Audiovisual Heritage!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:23, archived)
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
t
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:33, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:37, archived)
Hooray, let's have a throwback Friday of Rita's tits to celebrate
m.imgur.com/a/FBLD3
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:35, archived)
NSFW!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:36, archived)
It says Rita's tits, what did you expect?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:03, archived)
the heartwarming tale of a former meter maid and her tireless efforts at the local bird sanctuary

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:04, archived)
yes x 100

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5y_3IAzEoA&list=PLOYpnigvh6BLeT8RHviUEBXpEKTp9VP2c
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:36, archived)
everyone involved is now dead.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:38, archived)
someone been making up shit holidays?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:41, archived)
the UN
www.un.org/en/events/audiovisualday/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:45, archived)
oh ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 13:56, archived)
FINALLY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:00, archived)
It's the most wonderful time of the year

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:03, archived)
it's your day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:15, archived)
I might audio my visuals. If you know my heritage.

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we don't need to hear what you're seeing, m8
a microphone in the bathroom is NOT a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:20, archived)
The Beat's lesszzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 14:23, archived)
so
the John Fitzgerald Kennedy AssAssination files have been released.

gake or fake?

I'm sure he didn't really mind any of the things that have been said or thought about it ever since he died.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 1:51, archived)
Alright team Thursday night.
How's it going?
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Just walking home from the pub, gonna smoke some weed and hopefully watch the auction, not buying obvs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 19:31, archived)
How was the pub?

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Alright, busy, lots of 18-22 year olds been coming in, nice lads, cracking girlfriends, but they stay all night and buy next to fuck all,, I suppose in time some will drink more

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 20:41, archived)
I find people like that odd.
My dad's local seems to be full of them. I often go up to see him on a Friday, and there is always a table or two of people with a few empty glasses and maybe one bloke with a full pint. I think the round is dead outside of working class lads drinking. Office bods seem to just buy their own and see no need to keep up with the round.
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I remember the old opening hours, and looking back it was better

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:00, archived)
We've got a lunch and drinks next week with all the lads off the big summer project.
25 lads. And some proper old boys. I think it might kill me. Big Micks wife told him he's not allowed to come.
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Is he ill?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 22:01, archived)
No. I don't think so.

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Next
http
://livestream.com/phillips/events/7832109
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 23:25, archived)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 23:30, archived)
14 million, wow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 23:42, archived)
TTFN
team thursday fuckin' night
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 20:44, archived)
I got my first ever speeding ticket today.

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You gonna do the course? Not Worth it for your first

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:01, archived)
I've not been offered it.
Too far over the limit.
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that's because you're living fast

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:52, archived)
Breaking Thorne news...
i.ytimg.com/vi/uYqxmYgxhUA/maxresdefault.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:29, archived)
They look like bad was works

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I really hope they bonded over gambling

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:32, archived)

bonded high-fived
gambling a hooker's back
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:54, archived)
Ahh the 'Effeil Tower'

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 21:55, archived)
Right then, let's have one of those thread things.
Everyone having a nice day? Not too tempted to give your co-worker a surprise lateral tracheotomy with a biro?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)
Oh you would start a new thread just as I start talking Mario wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 12:59, archived)
It was an entirely fortuitous coincidence, squire.
That said, I regret nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:01, archived)
I'll never understand why they called a mushroom Toad, he looks nothing like a toad, come on Nintendo raise your game

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:04, archived)
he does look like a fun guy though!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:05, archived)

deffo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:43, archived)
lovely legs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:46, archived)
One for the toadettes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:49, archived)
Toadstool

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So, if his secret weapon is a stool, it really can be Mario Shart.
If his secret weapon is a tool, that would make for a different game entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:10, archived)
I troll u gud, it's nothing to do with toadstools

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:14, archived)
What is it then?
Some sort of jap slit eye joke?
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"Toad's English name appears to have been inspired by the word "toadstool", a word used to describe mushrooms including those featuring umbrella-like cap-and-stem form characteristics which Toad's design portrays along with the character's general resemblance to a mushroom. Toad's Japanese name "Kinopio" appears to be a mixture of the Japanese word for mushroom ("kinoko") and the Japanese name for the character Pinocchio ("Pinokio") which both roughly blend together to form the meaning of "a real mushroom boy" (as evidenced through Pinocchio's desire to become a real boy in his own tale)."

SO SEZ WIKIPEDIA
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:24, archived)
I was asking Mongy

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Maybe Mongy is the one who wrote that Wikipedia article,
and who edited the one on Hulen.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:32, archived)
Oh I dunno, it's an old troll meme

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:35, archived)
old troll meme, she h'aint what she used to be

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:34, archived)
and now the crazy old troll meme singers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)
shut up, nerd

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
Someone has complained that my ladder was in the way and I had power tools in the way.
I'm replacing lights on the stairs. I'm not sure how I could do any different.
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Serves you right for wearing tights to work.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:06, archived)
that was me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:06, archived)
Can you fuck off.

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It's about your safety as well as mine

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:13, archived)
Did he have warning signs and barriers up ? Probably not knowing this cowboy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:15, archived)
No hi vis. No lock off kit.

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+ I ain't got no cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:35, archived)
+no money back, no guarantee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)
+ no woman no cry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:28, archived)
anti-gravity boots obvs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:38, archived)

t b
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)
Here's a great url story
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4732300/hamsters-injected-with-cocaine-and-steroids-and-forced-into-cage-fights-in-cruel-taxpayer-funded-experiments-at-university/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:03, archived)
Some people are proper cunts, though.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:08, archived)
bloody hell
sounds like it's from a joke news site. more so than the sun, i mean
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 14:43, archived)
i'm having a good day
what with having between 2 and 8 weeks where i don't have to be a carer, yet the job centre can't touch me. peace and quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:15, archived)
That does sound like a quality day alright.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:37, archived)
might finish doing the spirit temple in a bit
still got to get the boss key, but i fucking hate those floaty hand bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:40, archived)
Is this the start of another Mario subthread?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:56, archived)
almost

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 16:00, archived)
nah, zelda

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 16:07, archived)
Oh always
The annual winter window wars are here, some want fresh air, others don't want to freeze to death, and then the cleaner comes in a Febreezes the place so much windows need to be opened not to get pine lung
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:15, archived)
i am sharing house space with someone who is permanently cold
it's a pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:26, archived)
Tell her to invest in some of that "warming effect" Febreeze.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:37, archived)
Yes, we've finally had our document management system reinstalled today so I no longer have to spend my evenings sat with a massive stack of hospital letters and a highlighter.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:23, archived)
Huzzah for getting your free time back.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 15:38, archived)
I might helicopter my nob.
What might you do?
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I might celebrate the fact that it is totally my BIRTHDAY today.
In fact, I'm going to celebrate it right now by having croissants and pains au chocolat in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:02, archived)
many returns x

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:11, archived)
thx bbz xxx

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:11, archived)
also, your birthday treats sound better than the normal aldi shit we get in this office
swing by lamport plz
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:15, archived)
Right you are; for how many am I buying this time?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:23, archived)
just me pls

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:30, archived)
Happy birthday.

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Ta duck.
I've finished stuffing myself at my desk now.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:17, archived)
happy etc

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:35, archived)
cheese pie

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:44, archived)
Congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:46, archived)
tanks a million

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 9:15, archived)
Happy real life candles!
Stuff that fetid old maw of yours
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:50, archived)
It shall be done.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 9:16, archived)
Jews killed JFK

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:23, archived)
Are those files out yet?
Someone said they were going to declassify some of it.
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all due for release today unless trump stops it
brace yourself for a massive anticlimax
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:40, archived)
Apparently he's read them and thinks they're "interesting".
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:44, archived)
he hasn't read them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:50, archived)
i'm bracing myself to release a massive trump
haha, get it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:51, archived)
oh
like farts!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:55, archived)
lol guffs

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:55, archived)
I'll probably observe you and pick up pointers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:25, archived)
I'm no expert, just a keen hobbyist

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Dunno yet, bit early , big watch auction on today, gonna be records set
www.phillips.com/auctions/auction/NY080117
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:29, archived)
I like 4 and 25

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:37, archived)
4 is a nice red sub , the killy is alright, 48 is a wonderful millisub and 42 is a perfect drsd, but 8 is the one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:38, archived)
Fuck me, in excess of £1,000,000?
I mean, I've paid above the odds for an old games console or rare video game before but that seems ridiculous. What are you paying for there?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:49, archived)
That is Paul Newman's Rolex, can be argued that it started the vintage watch collecting market, I think it'll be over 6 million when the hammer falls

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:51, archived)
Ahh right, that makes much more sense then
That's a mental amount of money though, speaking as a filthy peasant Northerner
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)
I like the look of 14.
Any good?
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Great movement

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:48, archived)
turns out most of the ones I like best are patek phillipe ones

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
Treat yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 9:02, archived)
i might plane mine

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:34, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:36, archived)
Nnneeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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I might drink coffee
In fact, yes, I'm fucking tired, so coffee it is
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:51, archived)
i'm tired and the good coffee is at least 10 minutes walk away
so i have a dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 8:52, archived)
Get bent

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of course!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 10:15, archived)
Any port in a storm, mano
port coffee
orm ate of torpor
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 9:04, archived)
i did it
i made the pilgrimage
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 10:17, archived)
I might just fall in love with you tonight
If your kiss linger still, and my lips sing it well then I just might
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 9:45, archived)
I'm such a clumsy cunt, walking home, opened a tin of gin for the stroll, lit a snout, fell out of my mouth and into the tin , imagine that, you can't

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 19:37, archived)

rave.dj/6lHKcXMNjNx9WQ
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:00, archived)

rave.dj/EJEIsKJDldFgdA
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:09, archived)
The show was one of the first 12" singles I bought, tour de France and I feel for you were the first I think, because of the movie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:21, archived)
I didn't realise until the other day that Electric Dreams was from a film.
A shite one apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:30, archived)
Terrible film, saw it at the cinema, loads of bands did exclusive soundtrack then, died off thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:56, archived)
you should start smashing shit up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:10, archived)
WAY ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:16, archived)
cans of gin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:25, archived)
That's just wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:27, archived)
I had the same problem the other week with a bottle of tuna.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:28, archived)
Bottled tuna?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:56, archived)
these protein drinks that gyms sell are revolting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:59, archived)
If you can have a tin of gin, I can have a bottle of tuna.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:10, archived)
I can.

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Draw it then you cocky cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:08, archived)
Don't have to prove nothing to you.
Back off.
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Shit you don't know shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:21, archived)
Chat shit.

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chinny reckon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:12, archived)
Step off.

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cool thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:30, archived)
I'm in. 😎

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That was supposed to be an emoji in sunglasses.
Does it work here? 😎☻🤖
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cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:33, archived)
Are you a man wearing sunglasses standing next to a young black child and a dog wearing an American football helmet?
Because that's what the evidence is suggesting at this point in time.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:33, archived)
It's a cool guy (me) a man in black face (mcbeef) and an unfeeling robot (manolith)

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Man, I love you but your edginess is going to get you banned one of these days.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:37, archived)
I might get upset online

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not in this thread plz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:43, archived)
Maybe mention a few real names and post a couple of pictures of people's kids online.
That usually goes down well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:47, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:19, archived)
cool dude purple smarties and wraparound shades, member

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:37, archived)
i do

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:37, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:37, archived)

🕵🕶🤡
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Super cres

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:40, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:43, archived)
crintendo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:46, archived)
cega

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:50, archived)

👽
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Water cres

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:47, archived)
a better console than the crega drive

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:20, archived)
The creamcast trounced all of them though

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:27, archived)

disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:30, archived)
Nimoy's finest work

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:39, archived)
I'm listening to Shaft in Africa.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:41, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:43, archived)
Richard Roundtree battles apartheid?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:44, archived)
Oh, almost

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:45, archived)
fruit pastilles

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:47, archived)

listening to +g
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:49, archived)
gShaft in Africa?
Wat?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)
gonna take some time to do the things I never ha-a-a-a-ave

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:55, archived)
We need more development into this strikey g stuff
How am I meant to imply that the g goes after the "in"?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:57, archived)
I think the confusion arose from the fact that you tried to make a single word out of two separate ones.
Ellipsis of spaces befuddles people.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)
I think the confusion arose because you are a thickie

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:04, archived)
mmmmnnnnggggeeeeuuuuurrrggghhhhh reporting this for bullying on the internet mmmmnnngghhhh

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:08, archived)
you did it right
the + is what makes the difference
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:31, archived)
I'm shaft gin africa?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:53, archived)
bro

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:49, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:49, archived)
I've been waiting for a thread like you
To come into my life
I've been waiting for a thread like you
A love that will survive
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:54, archived)
^ Shaka Khan't

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:55, archived)
If you haven't seen the new Tui ad which tries to go La La Land with that song
It ends with the strapline of "We cross the T's, dot the i's, and put U in the middle" I bet some ad executive went home with a 72 hour erection after coming up with that.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:02, archived)
I have not seen that ad.
I clearly haven't lived, and I'm OK with that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:06, archived)
La La Land is fucking shite

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:34, archived)
think it's aimed at blobbing birds and woofters m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:36, archived)
It certainly looks it from the trailer.
Ryan Gosling was good in 'Drive' and 'Blade Runner'; I don't need to see him prancing around and swinging off lamp-posts to the sound of show tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:37, archived)
Look, if you like old school musicals and have a heart, then you have a shot of enjoying it
If not, don't bother, it isn't for you.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:00, archived)
The only old-school musical film I've watched and enjoyed was 'Oliver'.
I watched Johnny Depp's 'Sweeney Todd' and hated it with a passion.

Edit: I think the deciding factor on whether or not I'll like a musical is whether I like the songs.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:02, archived)
I'm think more On The Town, Top Hat, etc

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:12, archived)
Don't know either (and, by extension, probably any) of those.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:16, archived)
Well you'll know this song from
On The Town. Probably from the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)
Nope.
Haven't watched the Simpsons in about 20 years and I was expecting the other Frank Sinatra "New York" number, which I have heard before.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:30, archived)
I already said that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:04, archived)
Ryan Gosling fucked up Drive, he was about as intimidating and looked vaguely like, Rodney Trotter.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:09, archived)
Yeah, we've had this discussion before.
I still enjoyed the film a lot, partly thanks to the soundtrack but I thought it still oozed a generous amount of urban cool. Despite the fact that Ryan 'Doe Eyes' Gosling is about as menacing as Puss in Boots from Shrek.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:10, archived)
Yes I liked the synthwave soundtrack.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:46, archived)
I thought he was a bit crap in Blade Runner, although that film was a big disappointment all around

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:27, archived)
blaa blaa blaa not listening to you blaa blaa

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:32, archived)
You are entitled to your point of view
Your very wrong point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:59, archived)
Don't you mean "right" point of view?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:56, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:56, archived)
yeah cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)
cool yeah cool

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:14, archived)
There's a fly crawling on your back, don't know if you realised

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)
not cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)
It's gone now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:01, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:01, archived)
It's taken refuge in your butt-crack.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:09, archived)
cool beans

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:15, archived)
rad

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:36, archived)
I'm so cool, I make this thread look hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:48, archived)

twitter.com/joe_christmas/status/452794536813953025?lang=en
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:50, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:56, archived)
I assume from his lack of showing any response him and Sean Hughes didn't get on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:15, archived)
nah I think they were mates, Lamarr has pretty much withdrawn from public life though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)
Yeah I heard he's happy out of it just milling about record fairs.
There was a quote from him in that not very savory and possibly a bit too soon guardian piece though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:48, archived)
:O
imgur.com/gallery/0MpxT
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:58, archived)
Oh no his secret stash

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:02, archived)

t l
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:03, archived)
good idea
let cooler threads prevail
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:17, archived)
funny old day

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:19, archived)
it got a bit less cool when those nancies started banging on about musicals

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:37, archived)
I managed to re-dress the balance a little
with a photo of a drawer full of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:48, archived)
an hero

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 15:02, archived)
Got some feedback from the latest viewing of my house
Apparently the downstairs is great, but the upstairs is smaller than they'd hoped. I don't even.

When was the last time YOU didn't even?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:18, archived)
your fault for not living in an inverted pyramid, frankly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:19, archived)
seriously, what's wrong with people?
One person said they'd rather have a bath than a shower. PUT A FUCKING BATH IN, THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:27, archived)
or they could just take a sideways shower
pretty obvious when you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:28, archived)
Bathrooms by Escher

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:35, archived)
W.C. Escher

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:44, archived)
W.C Escher, of course

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:05, archived)
I can't even
not since
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:20, archived)
but if

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:27, archived)
Take the stairs out and fit a ladder to the outside.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:22, archived)
now THIS is useful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:27, archived)

house bod
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:24, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:24, archived)
*flexes*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:26, archived)
Bigger on the upstairs, hahahaha, like doctor who. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh, hahahahahahahahahahhahah lololololoooolllloloolo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahava ha. BIGGER ON THE UPSTAIRS!!! HA!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:24, archived)
I know, m8
I know
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:26, archived)
That is the trade off you make
Being a serial killer who hides bodies in the wall. These people just don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:28, archived)
cheaper than cavity insulation

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:35, archived)
Phil McAvity

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:02, archived)
Train of thought
A guy at work got a letter from Ben Dover Productions, threatening to take him to court if he doesn't stop illegally downloading his films.
A couple of thoughts occur: One, why is he downloading porn, when he can just watch it online; two, why would he admit this to a co-worker?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:07, archived)
Does Tyger Drew-Honey's dad need the need money that badly?
One: He can't get laid regularly/has shit imagination
Two: Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:16, archived)
On the one hand, a lot of people act like nitpicky eejits when househunting.
On the other hand, I was one of those people when I was looking for my old house. I wouldn't have made a fuss about wanting a bath rather than a shower if there'd been room to put a bath in, though. That's just thick.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:29, archived)
We ripped the bath out in the first place because we wanted more space
So a bath would fit in there. I get that people want to be picky...god knows *I* will be. It's an important decision. But the reasons these people are giving are just ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:34, archived)
Yeah.
My old place used to have a bath but the previous owners ripped it out because the woman was on the verge of having to use a wheelchair and she couldn't get in and out of it any more (they had all the doorways specially widened for the same reason, which was actually kind of handy).

I turned down an otherwise nice place with a lovely garden because the roof sloped too severely and basically halved the size of all the upstairs rooms. Fitting a bath is a relatively easy DIY project; changing the slant of the roof is not.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:39, archived)
Definitely
If you've got a budget, you have to consider how much this sort of work will cost.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:41, archived)
I haven't had a bath in years. My last gaff had one but I never got round to using it in the 2 years I lived there.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:56, archived)
Yes and we can smell you from here lololol

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:58, archived)
I reckon I could count on the fingers of one hand
the number of times I used the bath in my old place in the seven years I lived there. I secretly suspect baths are a girl thing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:58, archived)
I sometimes thought it would be nice to, but then could never be bothered when it came down to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:02, archived)
It just seems like a long time to be staring at the ceiling and doing nothing.
The 'more fun' girl version probably includes candles, bubble bath and fapping.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:04, archived)
Yeah and cleaning a bath is somehow even less enjoyable than cleaning the bog.
One of my schoolmates who was rich had an small inbuilt telly in their bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:09, archived)
How much of an addict do you have to be to watch telly in the bath?
It's like something out of 'Arthur'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:13, archived)
It seems a bit nouvaeu rich / gauche to me.
To be fair if I was having a bath I'd take my minirig in to listen to the radio or music.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:51, archived)
I work with someone who has a tv in every room
Even the garage..and the hallway
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:15, archived)
Do you work with Chauncey Gardiner

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:52, archived)
This reminds me one of my pals has Sky HD and almost exclusively watches things on discovery like Storage Wars and American Pickers where yanks buy tat to resell and gouge people.
Yet he refuses to pay a TV licence because 'there's no way I'm paying for that shit'.

I think he should pay double.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:11, archived)
At least.
If the idiots in society go bankrupt from overindulgence, there will no longer be anyone to subsidise the bullshit they watch.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:27, archived)
The last time I didn't even was th

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:33, archived)
we all can't even when it comes to TH
he's inexplicable
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:38, archived)
I've chosen to take this as a compliment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:39, archived)
see?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:45, archived)
I couldn't even when I had a pumpkin spice latte at the weekend.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:58, archived)
Did you Instagram it and were you wearing Uggs?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:00, archived)
Of course

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:02, archived)
When commanded to check the shed for hidden men
When it was locked, she had the only key and the shed was so full that a toddler wouldn't fit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:02, archived)
could've been full of hidden toddlers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:05, archived)
It's stacked high with paint cans and her son's weighs
I know this, because I had to remove them to fit a square of carpet.
In the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:10, archived)
i don't fucking know

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:09, archived)
people can be twits at times
you sometimes need to educate them physically
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:16, archived)
He already tried interpretive dance m8
That's why he needs the estate agent
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:17, archived)
estate agents are a boil that really need lancing

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:19, archived)
So far this year, I've shouted at more estate agents than I've shouted at any other human being in my life

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)
well it's a start!
never a more feckless bunch have i encountered
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:27, archived)
I'm not even interested in buying it I just wanted to have a nose through your stuff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:20, archived)
all you had to do was ask

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:25, archived)
it's not the same

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)
what IS the same, do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:37, archived)
hmm
I think some supermarket own brands are the same as name products and I suspect that Italian is the same as Spanish
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:41, archived)
A nod's as good as a wink.
A blind horse told me that once.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:07, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:28, archived)
AT LAST

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:36, archived)
Hi m8
I spoke to Dozer. He is disappointed in all of us.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 7:48, archived)
Cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 7:50, archived)
Morning
Can't believe I missed the bannening :(
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 7:57, archived)
Don't fuck with monolith, that nigga cray

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 8:08, archived)
If you're a disappointment to Dozer, you must be doing something right.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 8:12, archived)
upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 8:33, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 8:39, archived)
Oh that's a shame

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:13, archived)
Tell Dozer I said hi
I never had no beef with no Dozer
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:19, archived)
don't worry he'll be reading this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:23, archived)
I AM THE BAT

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:52, archived)
You're in dmand

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:52, archived)
<s>B</s> TW

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:53, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:55, archived)

THE B
A TW

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:54, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:13, archived)
he are disappoint

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:09, archived)
fucking stupid icon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:30, archived)
I crashed my car into a bridge, I watched I let it burn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:55, archived)
Soz....lol, no news mm ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:56, archived)
I always heard that line as "I tossed my cat into a fridge"

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 7:24, archived)
not sure what mine is
edit - oh it's a bat
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 8:12, archived)
I still can't believe manolith banned grrry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:17, archived)
I wouldn't have taken a bullet for him or anything but still, you know

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:18, archived)
Once he takes a dislike to you, you're gone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7950418
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:32, archived)
he's gonna fuck you up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:36, archived)
Old dirty warned us

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:38, archived)
Lest we forget
⚰️
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:40, archived)

򪪪
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:41, archived)
He banned me too

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:04, archived)
I liked me too , good poster

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:08, archived)
Monolith is a monster that needs to be stopped

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:10, archived)
what did i miss

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:40, archived)
nothing really

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:48, archived)
Gonz has started sewing his own dog leads.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:50, archived)
what could go wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:53, archived)
Lead break. Dog gets away. Hit by a car. Sued for having made a faulty product.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:55, archived)
oh THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:56, archived)
Imagine gonz writing his own terms and conditions of sale.
Give a lawyer an aneurysm
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:00, archived)
or an anewerisim

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:14, archived)

Alright V
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:15, archived)
alright windy :-)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:17, archived)
Is his dog puny?
My housemate had a fairly small Collie and she'd need the sort of stitching used on lashing straps.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:23, archived)
aww come back grrrmachine :'-(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:13, archived)
yaaay a pumpkin :-D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:15, archived)

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