I get my water from a tap, you savage(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 7:26,
archived)
Boom. Friday. Yes boys. Dab.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2018, 7:27,
archived)
It's Christmas tree day at college.Love a bit of Christmas.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:31,
archived)
it's fucking november, there's no need for christmas bollocks yetIt's barely gone Michaelmass
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:45,
archived)
I'm handing out cash like an ATM, this morning. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 7:36,
archived)
I had to run to the bus stop, still damp from the shower and unshavento deliver a fucking teddy bear
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 7:41,
archived)
there's a prog band called (until recently) Destiny Potato(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:20,
archived)
Hark at you with your superscript titles and everything.Bus was actually on time this morning. Waiting in the cold: minimal.
Run out of proper coffee, though, which is bollocks.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:03,
archived)
last day of home-brewed coffee todayThe stuff at the new office had better be decent or imma kick off
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:07,
archived)
Coffee is srs bzns, man.You can't just give people any old cheap shite and expect them not to riot.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:10,
archived)
I know they have the standard business-edition espresso machinesbut I dunno what cheap shit beans they're chucking in there.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:13,
archived)
subthread: 360 quid for samsung galaxy S9+ y/n?
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:14,
archived)
Yer, that's a pretty good deal for a decent phone.Is that British quid or European quid?
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:20,
archived)
it's british pounds, or funts as we call themit's more than that but I get tax and VAT back, so that's the net price.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:21,
archived)
I would encourage you to take advantage of this good deal but that would mean encouraging you to facilitate the hymn to consumerism that is Black Friday.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:24,
archived)
I usually mull this shit over for weeks until I decide yes and then it's too lateI'm really bad at impulse purchases
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:29,
archived)
That reminds me: I must put Pie on my Note 4 this weekend.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:44,
archived)
#####
#########
###########
#############
###############
###############
###############
###############
#############
###########
##### ###########\
######## ############\
########## ######## ##\
############ ######### # \
############## ######### |
######################## \ \
######################## o o\\
######################## oo\ oo | /###\
######################## oo o | /#`####
######################## \oo \o\ \__##`####
########## ##### ### oo oo / #######
######## ### ## /~\o \// ######/
##### ## # \ / \####/
## |
## /\~~\ |
# | \ |
# | \ |
| \ | --morning
#### # |
###### ### |~
####### xxx## / ~
######### xxxxx####/~
######## xxxxxx##\
######\## xxxxx# \
######\## ###\
#######\### #####\
#######|#######(((((((
#######\####))))))))))))
#######\##))))))))))88)))
#######))))))8888))8888)))
######)))))))88888))888))))
#####))))))))8888)))88)))))
####..))))))))88)))))))))))
##...)))))))))))))))))))))
##...)))))))))))))))))))))
#...))))))))))))))))))))))
#...))))))))))))))))))))))
).)))))))))))))))))))))))
)--/)))))))))))))))))))
))))))))))))))))))))#
)))))))))))) ))))###
))))))))) ####
##### # #####
##### # #####
##### # #####
###### # #####
##### # ####
###### # #####
##### # #####
/9999\ /99###### # 99####99
99999999999|99#####9 # 999###99999
9999999\99999\999##999 # 99999999999-999
999999999-99999\-99999## 999999999999/999999
99999999999\--9999999999 9999999999/-999999999
99999999999999\999999999 9999999999/999999999999
99999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999999
999999999999999 99999999999999
(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:15,
archived)
Oh Mickey your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey (
mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:17,
archived)
he looks like he got caught doing the timewarp(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:20,
archived)
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 8:58,
archived)
it's probably down the back of the sofa(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 9:02,
archived)
manolith, can you please forward this imdb list link to two hatswww.imdb.com/list/ls022372708/?ref_=nm_rls_4
cheers
(
$$ ✅, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 9:39,
archived)
honestly, surely there can't be nothing to say between just after four o'clock and now(
vladimir, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:15,
archived)
I've never felt this way about anyone beforeI can't put it into words
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:22,
archived)
feel free to express it in a different form, for instance interpretive dance, or sugarcraft(
vladimir, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:27,
archived)
might weld up an abstract representation out of discarded Audi 80 parts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:44,
archived)
a portrait of you? no probs(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:50,
archived)
I've finally made it onto the second island in Cuphead.Yiss.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:27,
archived)
it's a game where you see how small a cup you can fit your head in(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:47,
archived)
I tried it for three minutes and realised its not for meI'm too much of a fingerspack for platformers
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:43,
archived)
It will absolutely test your dexterity and patience to the limit, alright.There's a pond on the second island that you can visit and it'll tell you how many times you've died so far. I watched "theradbrad" play all the way through the game on YouTube and when he casually went to visit the pond, it told him he'd died 98 times so far. I tried it for a laugh, and...I have so far died 448 times.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:54,
archived)
hellomir!(my phone thought that should say hello miriam)
(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:46,
archived)
that's like a wonderfully cosy and comforting blanket of mongyness as far as I'm concerned, it's good enough for me Alright mongy
(
vladimir, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:59,
archived)
You can say fuck off cunt That doesn't mean accepting anything, it just means I don't want to deal with your shit right now
(
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 23:06,
archived)
Home time. Thanks guys.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2018, 16:10,
archived)
Have a good one. Or don't. Whichever's cool.
(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 16:12,
archived)
ok cheers see you tomorrow(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 16:27,
archived)
The King of Comedy is fucken great eh(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 21:14,
archived)
Is that the thing they use to open up your cervix?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 15:58,
archived)
it's an apt description of the user generated web 2.0 content of a moribund flebsite viewed via a WAP phone.(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 16:01,
archived)
YOU FUCKEN MONGis an apt description of moribund flebsite user 'bent reznor'
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 16:22,
archived)
You put that fucking thread back, monster munch.Put it back right now.
(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 14:36,
archived)
You disgusting threadstomper, you! (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 14:38,
archived)
I am the prince of darkness. I feel no remorse.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 14:46,
archived)
Alright, Ozzy. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 14:49,
archived)
These trapped wind tablets have mearly given me a case of the mcbeefs, I can't risk a fart as I've done two pairs of trousers today :( (
mongychops, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 14:40,
archived)
I have to go to Copenhagen for a weekWhat's your favourite capital city?
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:30,
archived)
there's a swingin' town i know called... capital city(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:37,
archived)
it's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 12:08,
archived)
^ got a bidet(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 12:10,
archived)
FAO: $$ignore this ruining prick, if we carry on the song, i'll just delete his post
(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 12:33,
archived)
I see the power has finally gone to your head. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 12:44,
archived)
And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo, super-king(
$$ ✅, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 12:37,
archived)
it's against the law to frown in... capital city(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 16:32,
archived)
Dunno really.I'd like to go back to Berlin and stay a bit longer, because it's such a vast place and I didn't have time to explore it properly the last time. Prague's nice too.
A mate e-mailed me this morning to send me the advert for a job vacancy at the European Central Bank in Frankfurt. Anyone been to Frankfurt? Is it really the grey cultural wasteland that its reputation suggests?
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:40,
archived)
Amsterdam. I've been there, and I quite like it, so I'll have to pick that.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:40,
archived)
Going on first hand experience, I only had that and London to choose from. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:44,
archived)
Honestly though Tokyo is fucking fantastic and Astana is surprisingly good.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 12:39,
archived)
today is Thursday, November the twenty-twoth, 12018(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 6:05,
archived)
just stating "trufax"also, proper English & modern toimes
(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:09,
archived)
I'm not even sure I know what Kool Aid issomething like Sunny D?
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 6:53,
archived)
sounds rankI'd commit suicide if I had to drink that
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:04,
archived)
those survival foods aren't as rank as you'd thinkthey're just like the meal deal shit you get from a supermarket, but in a bag.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:13,
archived)
LOLyou lack western cultural appropriation
(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:09,
archived)
Nah. I'm at 5.30 for the horses now,Just don't normally drop in until I get to work.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:22,
archived)
High Tail Hall has been hacked, everybody had better change their passwords!!!!(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:36,
archived)
in a circle forever, like a snake eating its own tail(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 7:59,
archived)
Good morning, and may the tip of your knob be free from frost.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 8:02,
archived)
you've got a lot of nerve(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 8:51,
archived)
+agent stored in the basement(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 9:07,
archived)
____
/ /' `\ \
\ ( )( ) /
\{~~~~~~~~}/
{ /\ }
{ } { }
{ } { }
{- } { -}
_| | | |_
\[ ] [ ]/
(
$$ ✅, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:09,
archived)
/ \ \ / \
| | \ | |
| `. | | :
` | | \| |
\ | / / \\\ --__ \\ :
\ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ |
\ \_-~ ~-_\ |
\_ \ _.--------.______\| |
\ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__ \ |
\ . C ___) _______ (_(____ | /
/\ | C ____)/ \ (_____ |_/
/ /\| C_____)| | (___ / \
| ( _C_____)\_______/ // _/ / \
| \ |__ \\_________// (__/ |
| \ \____) `---- --' |
| \_ ___\ /_ _/ |
| / | | \ |
| | / \ \ |
| / / | | \ |
| / / \__/\___/ | |
| / / | | | |
| | | | | |
(
broadsword w⚓, Thu 22 Nov 2018, 11:31,
archived)
It's 8am. Off to Bondi for the day :)
15.dollars for 2 halves of lager tho. Gutted.
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:14,
archived)
I predict I'll run out of cash by the end of the first week.I've already bought noodles to eat.
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:25,
archived)
Go further, greenwich or hunters or somewhere, shame there's no aussies on here anymore (
mongychops, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:26,
archived)
Yeah but Australian dollars tho, it's not like it's real money.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:43,
archived)
planearm, I sincerely hope you enjoy your holidaybut stop spamming this place with your utterly insipid drivel blog that no-one gives a solid shit about. It's not like you ever do anything interesting anyway.
Alt: have a Golden Gaytime.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:45,
archived)
and who's fault is that, hmmm?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:49,
archived)
11:25, christ is that deloltion or a new low?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 18:59,
archived)
I prefer to think of it as the balance of the universe returningin the form of only two long, rich threads to counterbalance the flurry of bonkers, shouty threads we had yesterday.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 19:07,
archived)
According to marks and Spencer's, pulled pork tacos are now Christmas party foood ffs (
mongychops, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 20:31,
archived)
I pulled my pork on your nan's taco etc. etc.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 20:33,
archived)
Haha, as if they'll still be trading when people start buying their festive food(, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 20:46, archived)
Any food served at a Christmas party is Christmas party food. Better than a vol au vent, anyway.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 20:48,
archived)
no marks and sparks over here now, nowhere to get my christmus pud fromor mince pies
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:02,
archived)
Yeah but on the plus side I assume you don't have adverts being turned into events, eg John Lewis.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:20,
archived)
haven't watched broadcast TV this decade, I thinkunless I go back to the UK to see what dystopian nightmare it's become.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:29,
archived)
That doesn't have much to do with it when it makes the news and is all over youtube.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:32,
archived)
Plus both timeshifted vod and live streams can do both pre/post rolls and DAI.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:32,
archived)
I think its trying to communicate(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:49,
archived)
I can explain things to you, I cannot understand them /for/ you.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 22:26,
archived)
I've spent far too much time chasing one little bogey flake around my nostrilit's ruined an entire evening
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:14,
archived)
That sounds better than most of your evenings.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 21:20,
archived)
Sat until midnight, at the kitchen table, sorting out the youngest's Pokémon cards. That was an evening to remember.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 6:58,
archived)
there's something soothing about doing repetitive mundane tasks thoughgood stress-relievers
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 7:10,
archived)
Yeah, that held while I sorted Pokémon from Supporter and Energy cards, and grouped them by colour. Then I did them by Set and Number - peering at small writing against a variety of backgrounds rendered it all a bit of a chore.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 7:46,
archived)
I bought 5kg of used lego a while back cos it had some rare parts in itthen I had to sort all the rest and upload it to an online shop to get rid of it again. Took all fucking weekend.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 7:55,
archived)
It's a good task if you've got new records that you want to listen to while you do something with your hands(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 8:26,
archived)
Made a start on sorting out Lego, a while back, but gave up, as it seems like an impossible task.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:10,
archived)
best thing is to use bricklinkif you know what sets you have, it'll generate the individual inventory and then you can just tick off any bits that are missing, or increase the number if you have more of one type of brick. You can then export the inventory in XML or xls if you want to do other shit with it, like upload to rebrickable.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:12,
archived)
I don't really want to rebuild the sets, I just want to make it easy to find the right brick when building. Ideally sort by shape and colour, but there's so many different shapes that it quickly becomes useless. Think I wound up with one pile of bricks, one pile of plates, and several piles of "other".
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:20,
archived)
But maybe I should just reassemble the sets, and then sell them off? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:20,
archived)
how best to make the most of your limited time alive?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:27,
archived)
Ideally, I'd enjoy my time on this earth a little more if I could restore some order to my household. What I really want is someone to do it for me, however.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:32,
archived)
don't ever sell thembut reassembling them is a good way to start. You'll be surprised how many bits have gone missing.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:28,
archived)
I'd be more surprised if any of them were complete! Batman lost many a batarang under the fridge or up the hoover.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:31,
archived)
Also, why not sell them? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:33,
archived)
1) unless you've got the boxes and instructions too, you won't get any real value from it 2) when you realise you miss them and want them back, they'll be exorbitant if they even exist at all. Most of my Technic sets cost more now than they did new.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:37,
archived)
I have most of the instructors. Trouble is, it all gets built once, played with once, stuck on a shelf, broken, chucked into a box. Despite being a wonderful, creative toy, nothing ever gets built as no one can ever find the parts they want.
I blame all these licensed sets, with their custom shaped bricks. The boys bought themselves a basic box of bricks, recently, and had a great time building whatever they wanted. Sometimes, less is most definitely more.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:51,
archived)
yer, those custom bits are the bane of the business modelbut every kit has to have one, or people might actually build what they want. Just spent the price of a pint on one fucking shaft to finish an old kit.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:55,
archived)
And I can dig it. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 10:03,
archived)
Have you ever taken a pile of objects and organised them? Maybe you collect Lego? Or trading cards? Maybe butterflies, or your own semen?
Non-stories and piss taking will result in an instant stepping.
Tell us your story!
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:35,
archived)
yeah, like you never put your CDs in alphabetical order, or sorted out your pocket changeor paired your socks up tidied your desk
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 10:19,
archived)
I've never paired socks. Just buy a load of black ones. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 11:52,
archived)
I just found out that Skeletor is He-Man's uncleI'll be back noonish GMT, so no need to comment
(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 7:14,
archived)
but no-one will be awake to hear it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 8:27,
archived)
E-GAD! It is a *morning*, of all things.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 8:25,
archived)
e-gad has killed the traditional brick and mortar gad industry(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 8:27,
archived)
Funny you should mention bricks.On the way to work this morning, I saw a big pile of bricks, all arranged very neatly and geometrically and interspersed with these frame things and some panes of glass. From a distance it was indistinguishable from a house.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 8:34,
archived)
bricklayer will still piss and moan that the labourer set it all out six inches in the wrong direction(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:45,
archived)
I took this week off to get loads of little projects finishedlast week it was 12 degrees and sunny and I was sick. Now it's -1 and too fucking cold to go rolling around under cars or fixing roofs.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:38,
archived)
oh rightit's like 15-17 in the day here and 7-9 at night
i think ive been spoilt by italian weather
(, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 10:00, archived)
you're listening to a boy who's a big fat spacker(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:13,
archived)
+nitty gritty, you're listening to the boy from the big bad city(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2018, 9:16,
archived)
Behold: a thread.Everyone having fun so far this week? Last weekend wasn't quite long enough so I might apply for another one.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 15:32,
archived)
This week so far has been entirely average. Monday was shite but then Mondays are always shite. Today's fine.
How are you, dear?
(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 15:33,
archived)
Mustn't grumble, I suppose.I have felt entirely unlike doing any kind of work all day, no doubt because the boss is away until Friday. Still, I am going home in 25 minutes so there is light at the end of the tunnel.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 15:36,
archived)
www.theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 15:35,
archived)
Painfully true, as The Onion often is.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 15:37,
archived)
black on black Busenitz Pros y/n(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 7:53,
archived)
almost.www.flatspot.com/products/adidas-busenitz-pro-shoes-core-black-solid-grey-gold-foil?variant=13500857155697&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrqqb68Di3gIVa7HtCh0V7gwLEAQYBiABEgKCEfD_BwE
(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:04,
archived)
let her husband get a blowie from an intern?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:28,
archived)
Named her daughter for a Premier League Soccer Team? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 9:38,
archived)
no precipitation of any kind here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:28,
archived)
Yaaaaaaaaasssss queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:30,
archived)
\\\\////
|.)(.|
| || |
\(__)/ --morning
|-..-|
|o\/o|
.----\ /----.
/ / / |~~~~| \ \ \
/ / / /|::::|\ \ \ \
'-'-'-'-|::::|-'-'-'-'
(((^^)))
)))(((
||||||
(o)(o)
| /\ |
(====)
|_/\_|
(_/\_)
_|_,__|_
(___\____)
(
broadsword w⚓, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:35,
archived)
Thought you'd like it, I heard you like a big pole in the mornings(
broadsword w⚓, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 10:00,
archived)
let's make this one count(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:40,
archived)
Went looking for a privacy filter for my work PC yesterday.The only one they had in stock was for a MacBook Air, with a 13" screen. One hundred euros it was, for a 13" piece of plastic.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 8:54,
archived)
what about that trick of pulling off the polarising filter and wearing special glasses?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 9:26,
archived)
Yeah, I've always thought that looked fun.My boss might throw a wobbly if he found out I'd stripped the filters off company equipment though.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 9:29,
archived)
Maybe just don't browse porn on your work laptop? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 9:39,
archived)
Hark at you with your good ideas.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 9:40,
archived)
hardly any point in having a laptop then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 9:43,
archived)
My tablet has a "one-handed operation" setting. I assume that's its dedicated porn mode?
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 10:00,
archived)
E-vening.Working in construction must be a rough break at this time of year.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 20:26,
archived)
The lot on our work estate seem to spend 95% of the time hiding in their hut, no wonder it's months over date(, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 20:40, archived)
my Dad smashed his thumb and has limited bloodflow thereso his thumb gets cold quicker when he's bricklaying and my stepmum made him a knitted thumb-condom for it.
(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 21:34,
archived)
I think the knitted thumb-condom might just be my discovery of the week.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 21:48,
archived)
He'll be shocked when he learns that gloves are a thing. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 23:45,
archived)
Yeah but then the other four digits would keep bitching about how hot they are, as an office type I'd have thought you know this(, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 5:38, archived)
gloves are useless for bricklayers, apparently(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 6:42,
archived)
No really these days , so much ppe, different in my day , I remember working on the office block above Angel station with snow in the 4th floor (
mongychops, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 22:34,
archived)
PPE?I think I bought some of that off the internet once, nasty stuff.
(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 22:45,
archived)
Politics, Philosophy & Economics. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 23:46,
archived)
I spent a fortnight as a temp in an extremely noisy and dusty office in Aldgate while they were trying to get the works finished.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 22:49,
archived)
My first job as an apprentice was the nuclear bunker under Whitehall, hundreds of people. Proper construction is lol. I sort of regret I moved away from it (
mongychops, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 23:40,
archived)
My route to work goes through this imbecilic road-widening scheme, which of course has severely narrowed the road while it's going on.It began back in the spring and is meant to be completed some time next spring, although at the current rate I can't see it being finished then. The site barely looks any different one month to the next. It's big enough to have a couple of hundred guys working on it and on a good day I see maybe eight or ten.
Clearly the council started it and then realised they didn't have the money to do it properly. Wankers.
(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 22:44,
archived)
Or it's not that much of an emergency, you'd probably rather somebody died , sickening (
mongychops, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 23:42,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »