alright

( mongychops, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 20:19, archived)

mongy

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 20:35, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 20:36, archived)

minge

( MrA, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:12, archived)

edgy.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:30, archived)

alright

(97800, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:27, archived)

drimbs

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:31, archived)

dohs

(97800, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:36, archived)

eclectic

( mongychops, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:46, archived)

Enigmatic, soz

( mongychops, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 21:49, archived)

SpongeBob SquarePants is dead.
Didn't see that one coming.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 22:05, archived)

Bollox is he

( mongychops, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 22:13, archived)

fucking hell, i thought tom kenny was dead then, you cunt

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 22:38, archived)

*extremely grating laugh*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 23:22, archived)

alright
just making sure i'm on the stat page this week
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 22:37, archived)

alright m

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 23:51, archived)

morning
Talk amongst yourselves
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 6:40, archived)

This is the end.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 7:47, archived)

Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb
as they say in the fillums.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 8:23, archived)

my grrr my grrr, why have you forsaken us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 8:43, archived)

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╔═══════ ೋღღೋ ═══════╗
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( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 8:46, archived)

There

( mongychops, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:07, archived)

I've just saved the day in the office by being a l33t h4xx0r AMA.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:21, archived)

Did you have 9 monitors to work on?
Were you getting a blowie from a girl under the desk?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:24, archived)

No, and no.
I did crack a password-protected PDF and extract the text into a Word doc so we could calculate the word count, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:25, archived)

Did you just guess?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:31, archived)

No, I used my l33t cracking tools.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:33, archived)

So, you typed gibberish really fast,
while the document owner tried to type faster to keep you out?

Pretty sure that's how these things work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:32, archived)

That's the one.
All you have to do is open a terminal window and type "hack server" to get into the CIA mainframe, as anyone who's ever seen a film can tell you.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:33, archived)

"It's a UNIX system! I know this!"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:49, archived)

*types in "sudo password-get.exe"*

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 10:55, archived)

I'd quite like an OS that behaved like a computer from a film.
I'd feel l33t, whenever I logged on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 11:36, archived)

OVERRIDE

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 11:03, archived)

Ludicrous speed. GO!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 11:08, archived)

I remember having a PC with a Turbo button on it.
Can't remember what it did, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 11:46, archived)

I remember there was a routine in BASIC
that made the welcome text say the machine had twice as much RAM as it actually had. It didn't make any other difference.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 11:48, archived)

Anything above 640KB is a waste, anyway.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 11:59, archived)

Morning all
Don't mind me, just pushing up my nightcrawler stats.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 5:39, archived)

Death of a messageboard.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:12, archived)

Will no-one help the widow's son?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:27, archived)

Fraternal greetings.
*funny handshake*
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 26 Nov 2018, 13:48, archived)

it is a thing in earnest

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 16:39, archived)

this place would die on its arse if I stopped posting.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:31, archived)

his place would die on ,if I stopped posting, and then fanny
That is how I do your granny
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 13:15, archived)

3 hours and IT still don't have my laptop ready

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:32, archived)

You can't expect too much from sewer clowns.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 12:51, archived)

Customer of the day: Sue Erklowns

(97800, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 13:34, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:34, archived)

ooh, fancy

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 11:35, archived)

WOAH

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 12:42, archived)

Christmas icons soon

( mongychops, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 13:38, archived)

Morning
You're on your own today: first day of my new job innit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 6:15, archived)

I just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

(97800, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 6:33, archived)

Don't fuck it up.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 7:02, archived)

Assert your dominance by decking the most senior member of staff.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 7:18, archived)

<s>e</s> i

(97800, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 7:34, archived)

Good strategy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 9:36, archived)

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( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 7:57, archived)

Good luck.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2018, 8:01, archived)

It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this *proffers pair of crotchless rubber chaps*.

Good luck m8.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 8:12, archived)

Remembering peoples names is hard, you should ask everyone you meet to pose holding a sign with their name on it so you can take a photograph.
Also ask them to make a list of their interests so that you can refer to them whilst making small talk and any controversial opinions that they hold so you can avoid conversations where these might come up.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 8:21, archived)

you'll charm them with your misanthropic nature

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 8:26, archived)

I'm not sure the board can cope with the loss of one of its few remaining prolific posters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 9:10, archived)

start as you mean to go on
skiving
(hmmmm, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 10:19, archived)

so now you have 4 days to scrutinize a "deal".
this was anticipated.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 10:01, archived)

goodbye old elites
hello new elites
( $$ ✅, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 10:06, archived)

youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE
(97800, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 10:56, archived)

That's not a deal, that's my nob.
Scrutinise away, by all means, but I doubt you'll need four days.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 16:32, archived)

4 seconds is usually enough to make the white piss come out isn't it?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 17:24, archived)

It takes the best part of 4 days just to find it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 17:46, archived)

Micropenis is no laughing matter

(97800, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 18:56, archived)

How does it smell?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 20:24, archived)

Like victory

(97800, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 20:41, archived)

cheesy like Sunday morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 7:12, archived)

alright, dickfaces?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 14:47, archived)

My dick has no face.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 14:54, archived)

how does it smell?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 14:56, archived)

Not sure I want to bend down for a sniff.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 15:06, archived)

Alright ger

( mongychops, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 15:52, archived)

yer maw's in a field full of dicks and she's sitting down.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 16:19, archived)

Your da's doing squats in them.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 22:57, archived)

it

(97800, Sun 25 Nov 2018, 11:44, archived)

ordered Come Clean on 12, received the LP of The Sun Rises in the East.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 20:39, archived)

Non-interactive morning.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:01, archived)

Morning.
Does this mean I won't need my 3D glasses?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:29, archived)

Just wink rapidly.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:43, archived)

I got one of those
viewing things you slide your phone into so you can have budget vr experiences. But I've got the same problem with it that I have with binoculars where unless I close 1 eye I just see 2 images jostling for position.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:47, archived)

I've got one of those but I haven't managed to get it to work for some reason.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:53, archived)

What does yours do, or fail to do?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:58, archived)

It came with a little Bluetooth joystick gubbins that I could never get to sync correctly.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 8:06, archived)

But your eyes do work with it?
And with binoculars?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 8:21, archived)

Yes, once I get past the initial speccy weirdness, that's not the problem.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 8:23, archived)

I need
new eyes.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 8:34, archived)

How's your depth perception in general?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:00, archived)

Who said that?
Ha ha ha!


Ha ha ha...

Ha.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 11:59, archived)

Birdsarentreal.com
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:56, archived)

Cor! Birds, eh?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 8:46, archived)

I'd probably find that funny if I was still a student

(97800, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:31, archived)

b3ta, etc

(97800, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 10:07, archived)

looking forward to the new series of Sam Faiers The Mummy Diaries

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:22, archived)

I'll assume this is milf porn and move on.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:27, archived)

pervert

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 11:02, archived)

y -Ra
(97800, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:39, archived)

that would make better tv

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 11:03, archived)

He'd do a lot of complaining to camera about the immigrants coming over here, keeping to themselves and building their Cat's Lairs

(97800, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 12:00, archived)

La baby

( mongychops, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 11:09, archived)

morning
no reason to wake up so soo'
unless you've got something to do.

sleep is holy. new thread please. afk.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 6:52, archived)

Sleep, baby, sleep,
Your father tends the sheep,
Your mother shakes the dreamland tree,
And from it fall sweet dreams for thee...
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 23 Nov 2018, 23:04, archived)

+parklife

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 23:06, archived)

+now gissa tug on my winky

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 23:18, archived)

rough translattion from a German lullaby "rough"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 6:31, archived)

Once you go German you never stop spermin'

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 9:44, archived)

Once you go Polish
you prefer girls that are moleish.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Nov 2018, 12:21, archived)

alright

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 18:57, archived)

A'ight.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 19:13, archived)

el monstro

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 19:23, archived)

Yeah mate, u cool

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 19:55, archived)

yer not bad
might get an xboxone this weekend
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 20:10, archived)

I've always been Sony, had wap phones with scrolling nobs,

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 21:21, archived)

last sony console I had was a PS2.
The controllers are shit anyway.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 21:29, archived)

Dualshock was the apex of joypad design.
Don't like the wonky stick layout that the xbox popularised.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 21:55, archived)

Bollocks.
The original psx put them where they fit on a controller never designed to have analogue sticks and they've been running with them in the wrong place ever since. You have to properly bend your left thumb out of joint to use it.

Gamecube (most ergonomic controllers ever), xbox etc all have the left stick where your thumbs are supposed to be.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 0:21, archived)

If the right stick was level with the left stick, I might be able to agree with this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:02, archived)

nah, the xbox pad is the better designed one, you can admit it.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:34, archived)

exactly this.
Plus, the analogue sticks on the dualshock were essentially a novelty; most games on ps1 and ps2 didn't use them.

the GCN and Xbox pads were designed specifically with analogue sticks as the primary input method. hence their greatness.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:32, archived)

I'll take your point about making the sticks the primary input,
but then I'd have to revise my choice to the WiiU Pro Controller. Except I'm used to having buttons above, not below, the sticks, so it never feels quite right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2018, 7:42, archived)

Just got up

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 20:11, archived)

typical student dole scum

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 20:14, archived)

No
Life is a fucking joke.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 22:02, archived)

Two owls' down, fur cuff.
The weekend is here and it has not come a moment too soon. Jars y/n?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:21, archived)

Jars.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:22, archived)

y

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:38, archived)

Friday's come
Don't be glum
Have some fun
Up yer bum
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:29, archived)

lol bum

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:30, archived)

lol

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:34, archived)

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
sodomy and Navy rum.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:36, archived)

I'm up for at least 50% of that

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 16:00, archived)

I've been labelled an alcoholic, on account of my consumption of 3-5 beers per week.
So I'd better have quiet night.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:33, archived)

Only the half-dozen rails of coke tonight, then?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:40, archived)

I do so love my MASSIVE DRUGS!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:45, archived)

Stop letting your kids bully you

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 16:10, archived)

I downed my schooner of Stella and beat them all up.
#parenting
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 18:31, archived)

more than me, you fackin' alkie

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 16:15, archived)

Lightweight.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 18:26, archived)

you're practically George Best

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 16:19, archived)

More like George WORST, am I right?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 16:55, archived)

TH liked the list

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 17:22, archived)

Woah wait, is FLOTUS encouraging all the kids to take up massive drink?

(97800, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 18:05, archived)

Another avenue of pleasure successfully closed off!

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 19:40, archived)

I'm well drunk , might have to get some product

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 16:09, archived)

another CET nooning
have a fabulous weekend
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:00, archived)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:20, archived)

cheers

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:24, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 14:08, archived)

cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 14:26, archived)

cheers

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 14:30, archived)

It's shaping up pretty tastily so far.
My boxing kit is arriving in the morning, and tomoz night will be out on teh lash with some friends.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:24, archived)

show off them mad skills and impress 'em

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:25, archived)

Beat up your friends.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:27, archived)

I used to know a guy whose idea of a joke when he got drunk was to punch people.
Fortunately he was your archetypal nine-stone weakling, a total lightweight who got drunk off two glasses of wine, and uterly wet and a weed.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:33, archived)

Yeah, but I've grown out of it, now.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:39, archived)

He had his licence confiscated for drink-driving
and was generally a bit of a knob.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:45, archived)

where *is* The Disappointed?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:36, archived)

gott get a tooth filled, pick up my new phone, swap my brother's tyres over
and rust proof my car. And I can't even have a pint cos I'm on meds.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:53, archived)

Sounds like you could do with a dash more fabulous in there tbh.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:59, archived)

might ask the dentist for a grill

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 11:59, archived)

Do you always get your teeth done in a Harvester?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:01, archived)

Going to get turbo with my dad and brother.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:08, archived)

Customers of the morning: lan Shatwell and - I shit you not - Dick FiddIer

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:27, archived)

I know a man who has the surname fiddler

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:47, archived)

the headmaster at my junior school had that surname

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 13:07, archived)

nominative determinismlolz

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 13:11, archived)

I don't know if he played the violin or not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 13:31, archived)

#whitefriday

( mongychops, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:29, archived)

can't wait for cyber monday
I've ordered my robe and wizard hat
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:32, archived)

#ALLfridaysmatter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2018, 12:54, archived)