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hi

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 21:12, archived)
hiyas

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 21:16, archived)
Hyatt

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 22:23, archived)
if you say so

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 22:28, archived)
resurrection, coming in stereo

(dribble, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 22:30, archived)
hitwenties, still ':(

(dribble, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 22:29, archived)
Welcome to the /chat forum, new person, it’s great to make new friends.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:07, archived)
hello

(dribble, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:41, archived)
Alright, I was starting to wonder what happened to you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:00, archived)
easily distracted, soz

(dribble, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:05, archived)
You really must concentrate, there are momentous events afoot here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:35, archived)
I've got my swearing tie ready for tomorrow's Zoom

(dribble, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:18, archived)
I got set up nice and early for mine today, sadly a half-hour after it started. I got the times mixed up.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:31, archived)
Fashionably late

(dribble, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:43, archived)
Bit unfriendly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:08, archived)
We don’t need your kind here, that’s not just my opinion, everyone is saying it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:11, archived)
i'm sure you used to be nicer mofaha. who hurt you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:31, archived)
No Fuhrer, I have never been any nicer.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:03, archived)
not even when you were a little baby?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:09, archived)
I was a big baby.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 0:38, archived)
you got bigger

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 1:52, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:05, archived)
Queef you’re not working the thread here, it’s like you don’t even care. I’m working my nuts off trying to stir up some energy, I can’t keep covering for you like this.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:15, archived)
we need to be supportive a lot of posters have irl mental issues that could pose a threat to them or those around them

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:28, archived)
stick a brick in it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 23:31, archived)
This is an alright thread
not alt right thread! lololol.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 14:22, archived)
that's it, i'm getting in the fucking paddling pool

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 14:35, archived)
I sincerely hope you don't drown
especially if you're using it to illegally migrate to France. #staysafe
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 14:54, archived)
6x10ft pool
doubt even i could drown in that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 14:58, archived)
I'm struggling with this

(dribble, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:12, archived)
Customer of the day: Ima Fatt-Knacka
this isn't remotely true, I'm just hot and bored
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:05, archived)
have you considered wiping your balls with a moist towelette?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:06, archived)
hmm nearest thing to hand is alcohol wipes, that'll work right?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:19, archived)
could be a bit risky

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:21, archived)
might just suck them instead
the wipes i mean
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 15:22, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:08, archived)
I think, on balance, that yes, I'm pretty good.
how are you.lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:09, archived)
yeah ok just tired

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:20, archived)
Have a little nap this afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:08, archived)
Gaw innit ot?
I'm glad I int one of the builders on our office site right now. They're doing proper heavy stuff with angle grinders and massive sledgehammers.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:11, archived)
Kill yourself.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:21, archived)
Why when there's internet upsets to enjoiy?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:32, archived)
don't argue.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:34, archived)
BORING.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:36, archived)
Are you thinking about bumming them?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:32, archived)

(Sweaty men with big tools, eh readers? -Ed)
(dribble, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:38, archived)
big fat cocks, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:44, archived)
alright dribble

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:53, archived)
Gud, hope u r 2 lol

(dribble, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:59, archived)
yer, not 2 bad m8 rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:08, archived)
That reminds me, my work e-mail address is changing next month.
I'll need to have a think about what to call the new b3ta account I'll create with it.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:20, archived)
Only if they ask nicely, which
Considering they all look like ghastly working class types, is obviously very unlikely
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:47, archived)
alright arse

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:25, archived)
hiyas

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:31, archived)
quite need a wee but waiting til lunchtime so i don't have to wash my hads twice

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:48, archived)
yup hads

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 12:48, archived)
Bit warm, so I'm having a pint , I notice j sheekey is doing the £10 off thing, not sure at their prices it makes much difference

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:03, archived)
yeah that's not going to go far eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:09, archived)
Free side of seasonal veg, hurrah

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:14, archived)

Bit warm, The day ends in a y
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:11, archived)
someone pointed out that the 10 quid off thing makes the five guys burgers the same as a BK
so that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:15, archived)
something about noshing 5 guys and a whopper, dunno

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 13:47, archived)
fucking good burgers, 5 Guys

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 14:55, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 7:24, archived)
Lovely and humid this one

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:00, archived)
muggy af

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:01, archived)
I imagine I will get soaked at some point today, couldn't be bothered to carry a coat

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:05, archived)
you'll dry off soon enough anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:07, archived)
it's not muggy, it's tuesday! oh haha right?

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:33, archived)
haha, no way!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:35, archived)
i used to make paper from sheepskin when i were a lad and the bloke who taught me would make that joke fairly often
true, if not very interesting, story
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:37, archived)
vellum? I never touched 'em!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:38, archived)
parchment?! you shoulda seen her face!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:43, archived)
big fat cocks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:18, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:35, archived)
oh, wait, sorry, wrong website :'(

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:44, archived)
Morning
Lovely storm last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:20, archived)
not here there wasn't, sweaty hell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:34, archived)
More on the way tomorrow and Thursday apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:06, archived)
Morning
Got an e-mail this morning, apparently Deutsche Bank are offering one-year interest-free loans for up to £100,000. All I need to do is send my name, phone number and amount to [email protected]. Sounds too good to be true, but the e-mail literally says "This is not Hoax or Hearsay" so what have I got to lose?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:23, archived)
your virginity of the bum

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:35, archived)
Oh well, it was only a matter of time I suppose.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:48, archived)
wow, you should get onboard sharpish, that's a great deal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:36, archived)
top hole!
no thunderstorms around these parts last night, just air you could choke on
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:36, archived)
bottom hole more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:38, archived)
me mind on fire me soul on fire

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:44, archived)
could be gonorrhea m8

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:46, archived)
me rear on diarrh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 8:52, archived)
You've got the covid

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:07, archived)
Yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:03, archived)
never a truer word said

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:39, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:17, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:39, archived)
morning queef
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:45, archived)
hellow

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Aug 2020, 9:46, archived)
My hands are schweddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 10:01, archived)
I liked it when they sung under the moon of love

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 10:13, archived)
Hot isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:56, archived)
do you fucking mind?
sod off back to /board you tedious fuckwit
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:59, archived)
Bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:02, archived)
i reckon you're bringing these filthmongers over here
can you stop i actually feel violated
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:05, archived)
also
Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:05, archived)
My posts bring all the cunts to /chat

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:08, archived)
it hasn't gone unnoticed

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:16, archived)
ps
Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:19, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1534711
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8271687
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:41, archived)
Kill yourself.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:06, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:08, archived)
but fair

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:09, archived)
i hope you die in a fire

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:17, archived)
Not for parts of Africa.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:22, archived)
hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:42, archived)
I don’t really have an opinion on whether you should kill yourself

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:47, archived)
Finally a decent thread

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:51, archived)
My helmcheese, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 19:44, archived)
it is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 20:04, archived)
This is probably the lamest conversation I’ve ever had

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 20:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8272072
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 20:23, archived)
Cooled down considerably
Maybe you're just a little over sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 20:11, archived)
31 degrees in my house, just checked

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 20:33, archived)
No idea why my Black Sabbath almost-joke is on the popular page,
I thought it was strained at best as I typed it. I've never understood what people 'like' on this website.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Aug 2020, 23:11, archived)
well it's not you that's for sure
har har har
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 0:31, archived)
There really ought to be a comprehensive list.
1) Short-lived in-jokes
2) Personal insults
You’re welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 5:14, archived)
I liked the brutally strained aspect of it, and thought it amusingly witty, which was why I clicked.
You personally, however, are a terrible shitcunt, and should DYAAKY, &c.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 11 Aug 2020, 6:30, archived)
today i have been mostly...

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:30, archived)
a prick

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:46, archived)
i can relate
oh you meant that at my expense. aha!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:02, archived)
spunking on a sparrow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:47, archived)
never even thought about climaxing in such a fashion
fingered a few horses but i was only doing it to make them happy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 17:03, archived)
spanishfly

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:49, archived)
i don't know where you get this idea from i've never even seen spain from a distance

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 16:52, archived)
afternoon, internet wankers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:19, archived)
just been checking out Acid Mammoth on You Tube. decent enough Sabbath copyists from Greece
I don't really see the point though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:44, archived)
That's interesting, Carol.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:50, archived)
of you, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:50, archived)
They missed a trick not calling themselves Baklavath

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:04, archived)
didn't they just, the bloody fools

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:44, archived)
This is excellent.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 14:01, archived)
alrite you reconditioned shitfuck

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:51, archived)
bit early in the day for that level of upset, no?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:19, archived)
might be dunno
haven't looked at my watch
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 14:20, archived)
Afternoon
Weather is finally on the turn. Had a 2 minute rain shower, but no thunder yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:24, archived)
Thank goodness
It’s the afternoon. I was getting hangry. Thanks for the update.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:33, archived)
hello WebWench how the devil are you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 14:58, archived)
I haven't had a wank on the internet for ages

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 14:24, archived)
i've certainly missed your pornhub channel

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 14:29, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 7:48, archived)
1480 emails in my inbox :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 7:49, archived)
they're all from me m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 7:53, archived)
thanks a lot m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 7:59, archived)
Yeah me too, I keep replying that my penus is already impractically large but they don't seem to take any notice.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 8:02, archived)
no m8 they say that u are an impractically large penis lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 8:15, archived)
delete them and blame IT

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:05, archived)
alright

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 8:15, archived)
not so bad, not so bad
wish I had another week ahead of me like last week though, that was fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 8:53, archived)
I'm already contemplating cheap lunch and dinner

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:07, archived)
it's a cracking deal eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:43, archived)
Oh yeah , I'm thinking gammon for lunch, steak for dinner

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:51, archived)
braw! have lager with that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:26, archived)
Will do

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:36, archived)
what ho!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:05, archived)
Ra-ther

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:41, archived)
morning
not really feeling work today, shall we sack it off & hit the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:09, archived)
heck yes!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:12, archived)
yeah why not

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:50, archived)
We don't have to meet each other do we?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:54, archived)
extreme social distancing
we all go for a pint together, in different pubs and in different towns/cities/countries

#StaySafe
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:15, archived)
I’m not doing this because I bet none of you fuckers will turn up, and I’ll be having a drink on my own, on my own.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:54, archived)
'ning
thunderstomps and frightening over here
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:51, archived)
FUCK ME that lightning split the fucking air it was that close

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 9:58, archived)
yo
didn’t charge my drill overnight :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:29, archived)
I charged my drill twice last night and again this morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:29, archived)
careful you don’t burn it out through overcharging

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:38, archived)
BOSCH

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:58, archived)
oh MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:33, archived)
i no rite

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 10:38, archived)
I bought some brush attachments for mine and cleaned my shower in record time.
#thatsinterestingmick
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:22, archived)

shower bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:23, archived)
No chance, it'd be like taking a weed whacker to a vineyard.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:25, archived)
seems a bit extreme when cheap vinegar would have easily done the trick

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:26, archived)
I only use organic balsamic vinegar on my shower

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 13:57, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:13, archived)
hullo m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:35, archived)
The overbearing heat is adversely affecting my mood

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:54, archived)
I'm OK with it as long as I'm not at work.

I'm at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:06, archived)
I'm not, thank fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 12:09, archived)
yay back to work!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:22, archived)
great innit :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 11:35, archived)
alrite i was thinking about a fun activity
seeing as /talk is environmentally conscious and has been doing a lot of recycling, your best guess at who your chosen 'new' user really is.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:40, archived)
I recognise all these words but I've encountered them in one or more sentences that actually made sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:43, archived)
well done for recognising all the words.
my old teacher mrs lemon would give you a complimentary peanut if she thought there was a decent chance you'd choke on it.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:48, archived)
I like her style.

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:50, archived)
she'd crack you like a fucking walnut

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:52, archived)
Did she have some kind of weird nut obsession?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:53, archived)
When she left she used to say, “Cashew all later”, IT’S A PLAY ON WORDS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:55, archived)
it's sexual assault you fucking bastard

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:57, archived)
how 'bout dat?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:59, archived)
Yeah but who was her favourite 80s musician?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:46, archived)
Madness obv


aka 'The Nutty Boys'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:47, archived)
Peanut Gabriel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:48, archived)
Brazilly Idol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:52, archived)
Hazelnut O'Connor

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:59, archived)
i just wanna say the 80s were shit and anyone that remembers anything at all about that decade is a cocksucker
alrite queef
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:02, archived)
Hullo Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:50, archived)
i'm not very good at reading the popularity barometer

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:55, archived)
Macadamia and the Ants

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:02, archived)
Marc Almond

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:03, archived)
FINALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 18:09, archived)
KP & The Sunshine Band

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:09, archived)
This was also a good answer

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 10 Aug 2020, 18:15, archived)
Nutallica

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:13, archived)
Filbert Collins

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:42, archived)
*runs away crying*

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:56, archived)
i'm fairly certain you're spanishfly

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:47, archived)
sorry i don't know anything about spain. or flies.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:50, archived)
It's actually the son of spanishfly & sexface, 100% fact

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:56, archived)
Alright Fuhrer? Never mind about all that, what’s this fun activity you were thinking about?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:53, archived)
i was thinking about playing pin the tail on the donkey
only the donkey is a random person in a shop and the tail is a furious hornet superglued to the end of a stick
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:55, archived)
alright stuj, calm down

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:20, archived)
go fuck yourself

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:21, archived)
bit vulgar mate, bit vulgar 🤖

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:27, archived)
it's so hot my fanny flaps are sticking to my thighs and if i don't keep my legs together bluebottles keep going in and out

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:34, archived)
Aren’t we all baldmonkey or bou?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:25, archived)
couldn't say mate never heard of them

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:30, archived)
I miss bou :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:57, archived)
not mutual

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 18:04, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 19:43, archived)
My guess is that you’re a boring retarded faggot
Best

Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 19:56, archived)
that narrows it down

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 20:05, archived)
Sexface

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Aug 2020, 20:57, archived)
what a guy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 22:15, archived)
fucking hell the string and bits of elastic that's been holding b3ta together for all these years is finally coming apart

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 11:38, archived)
Not to mention the bits of string and elastic!

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 11:57, archived)
sorry english isn't my first language

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 12:04, archived)
How do you know?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 14:28, archived)
wild guess

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:01, archived)
where's cr3 when you need him?

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 12:18, archived)
i think he got a job as a lorry driver

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:03, archived)
Needs more duct tape

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 12:28, archived)
alright the LOVELY hitler

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 12:30, archived)
hello Carol you cheeky beaut

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 15:54, archived)
My goodness, where would you post your mentally ill drunken ramblings day and night if this internet forum wasn’t here?
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 14:14, archived)
livechat on the smaritans website probably

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 15:55, archived)
only smaritans have the answer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 17:51, archived)
‘Sup Hittles

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:00, archived)
afternoon! just having a cooling beer, Cheers!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:01, archived)
Excellent Sundaying
Cheers 🍻
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:03, archived)

Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 16:04, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:11, archived)
yes

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:14, archived)
Mustn't grumble.

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:36, archived)
why not?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:40, archived)
It's not the done thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:41, archived)
so you do have something to grumble about?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:55, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 11:01, archived)
has anyone seen mike hunt?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 21:44, archived)

sure
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:06, archived)
knew i'd seen him somewhere

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:08, archived)
his nom de plume, bent cunt, is probably only a few emojis away

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:10, archived)
i hope so, he gets very lonely

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:12, archived)

this might be relevant to your interests
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:18, archived)
Moon Girl Technologies
now that's a name i've not seen in a long time. a long time.
also some of those other cunts
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:21, archived)

ditto
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:23, archived)
does the talk board get archived or do they just print it off and wipe their arses with it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:23, archived)

dunno, it would be a shame to think that some of the witty discourse from talk will be lost in time
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:25, archived)
time will make internet comments of us all

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:26, archived)

i fucking hope so, i'm not writing this high calibre stuff just for it to be spunked up the wall
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:32, archived)
not even a real wall. a virtual wall in a virtual dive bar in a virtual west end town.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:35, archived)
of a dead end world

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:38, archived)
w e s t e n d g i r l s

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:39, archived)
great days

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:45, archived)
-d +g

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:46, archived)
Dreat days

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 13:27, archived)
i was going to send you a message but i can't so i won't

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:46, archived)
fair dos
on that bombshell i'm off to bed, i hope you find mr hunt
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:51, archived)
probably hogging all the fucking duvet again
goodnarg
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:52, archived)
phew, we survived the great b3ta server fire of 2020!
capital!
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:21, archived)
Hurrah!
Fuck this shitty morning. No trains to London: hour wait for train to Basingstoke, coach to Woking, back on the shitting train and now heading into tine.

We should've been home by now, not even at fucking Clapham Junction.

Crapham Spunkbum more like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:33, archived)
lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:36, archived)
alrite shit for stains

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:12, archived)
Europe's busiest train station, so they say.
Assuming "busiest" here means "stabbiest, grimiest and most soulless".
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:46, archived)
have fun and be yourself x

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:07, archived)
+eral

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:17, archived)
Britains longest bar at a pub at clapham junction, get involved

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:51, archived)
get a car you fucking peasant

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:54, archived)
Unfortunately, this thread appears to have remained intact; please delete both it and yourself ASAP.
Thanks in advance,

Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:55, archived)
no can do mr cum
thread deletion is frowned upon
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:06, archived)
I’ll look into it further; I’m not sure you’re correct. And please, enough with the formalities, call me Jonty.
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:14, archived)
can do, Jonty

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:27, archived)
I survived having to wait until the pub opens at 12
Nearly, almost there
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:54, archived)

power through old bean
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:25, archived)
Ok, so - what about if they're both bisexual?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:09, archived)
fuck of back to lgbt+net

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:13, archived)
omg

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:25, archived)
i'm not sure i fully understand

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:30, archived)
If a bisexual man bummed a bisexual woman, would it be gay?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:49, archived)

no
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:51, archived)
Alright, Captain Science
Show your working.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:02, archived)
bum or no, it's still man on woman

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:06, archived)
Yeah but is bumming gay?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:08, archived)
no

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:33, archived)
So it's the gays that are gay, NOT the bumming itself?
Is touching a ck gay?
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:50, archived)
what's a ck?

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:57, archived)
Cock.
Dunno why my 'phone changed it.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:18, archived)

oh yes then, i have someone else hold little chuffer when i do a wee
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:21, archived)
A comedian who likes to masturbate in front of women in working situations.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:36, archived)
ohhhh yes i know the one
a shock of ginger hair and not particularly funny
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:54, archived)
Yep, Louis CK. His standup can be decent but he's desperate to 'shock' sometimes and it's a bit tired.
He's also had numerous failed sitcoms, I've seen clips of some of them and he's completely charmless, he just comes across as angry and unpleasant and unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 17:17, archived)
brb, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 17:19, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 17:52, archived)
Queers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:49, archived)
None of my sitcoms failed.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 13:56, archived)

i quite liked him in parks & rec to be fair
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:02, archived)
I forgot he was in that. I binge-watched parks & rec a few years back and although I thought it was funny not much of it has stuck with me.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:12, archived)
hmmm yeah i know what you mean actually

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:18, archived)
"comes across as angry and unpleasant"
Are you still talking about the wanking?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:41, archived)
If I may?
It’s all gay, Justin. All of it. Whenever people touch each other, that’s gay. Bumming is not a defining characteristic here: any kind of contact between people is stridently, flamboyantly gay. Just existing is gay, it’s gay, it’s very very gay.

I hope this answers this particular question, and all future questions on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:25, archived)

i.imgur.com/bH9hSPA.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:23, archived)
oooo kinky!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:30, archived)
That needs to be marked as NSFW. Please make sure the correct tags are applied in future.
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:14, archived)
Veh veh funneh.

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:16, archived)
Sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:38, archived)
nps

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:41, archived)
Can mongychops be released from the naughty step

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:41, archived)
More than my jobs worth governor

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:43, archived)
Seems hes stuck in limbo forever then, trapped with the kitten due to rubbish code

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:54, archived)

Sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:13, archived)
we could start a petition

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:16, archived)
a gaz petition

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 15:16, archived)
Not a joke though, he got stepped and he's stuck there. He has a lot of gazzes to answer.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 17:13, archived)
Or maybe you're all symptoms of a massive stroke and I don't know it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:11, archived)
that's true
a fate worse than a fate worse than death
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:16, archived)
just having the aircon regassed when did you last gas something?
No nazi jokes please
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 15:44, archived)
I just gas ped at how shit this thread was!!11

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 15:54, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 15:55, archived)
Booze time, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:26, archived)
Ah go on then, mine’s a Corona

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:34, archived)
it's been a pretty shit day on slashtalk today

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 15:59, archived)
Not enough 2D platformers threads

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:10, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:22, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:41, archived)
Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:34, archived)
This place would be dead on its arse if everyone stopped posting.
Maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 7 Aug 2020, 23:21, archived)
pretty sure it was just dead on its arse cos everyone stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 23:28, archived)
I have a calor gas heater in my SHED.Does this count?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 15:55, archived)
I doubt anyone cares; you seem rather dull.
Best,

Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:06, archived)
gas mongychops, he likes that sort of thing.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:05, archived)
Dead of the covid

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:06, archived)
rip

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:12, archived)
Couple of weeks ago, to kill some wasps,
if we extend 'gas' to cover airborne powder, and include paying someone else to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:19, archived)
gassed my pants recently

(cockenspiel, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:24, archived)
any casualties?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 19:00, archived)
BUT WHAT IF A GAY MAN BUMS A LESBIAN?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 20:16, archived)
then she becomes straight

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 20:57, archived)
I've got a portable knock-off Sodastream thingy.
Gassing bottles of water all day long, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 20:18, archived)
My lighter
About 2 hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 20:54, archived)
I’d like to wish you all a good afternoon.
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:03, archived)
good afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:04, archived)
Certainly is
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:43, archived)
good afternoon cum
4/10 www.comedy.co.uk/quiz/113/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:09, archived)
5/10

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:14, archived)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:38, archived)
Cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:39, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:41, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:46, archived)
Cheers
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 13:04, archived)
A solid 6/10, great link; I appreciate you posting it.
- Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:43, archived)
no probs, you'll find I'm kind of a big deal round these parts when it 'cums' to posting links haha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:13, archived)
Oh "Cum" on!!!!!

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:27, archived)
5/10
Would probably have scored better if it wasn't all shit comedy for cunts.
Also they spelt 'cabadged' wrong.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 13:39, archived)
7/10

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 0:40, archived)
It's spelt 'Jonti' you knobend.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 13:41, archived)
Excuse me? I think I know how to spell my own name, you strange creature.
Regards,

Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 13:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:01, archived)
Howdy, sweating already , nice

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:03, archived)
Sexy!
It's hot here too :)
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:43, archived)
Be even sexier if it hits 38c on the mercury

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:46, archived)
Ready Freddie

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:52, archived)
there used to be this cartoon called Meatball & Spaghetti
with their catchy theme song "freddy, are you ready, for meatball, spaghetthi?".
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:04, archived)
Not seen that one :(

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:44, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UzxrjgyfGY
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:10, archived)
Warm here in Winchester but lovely and clear
Perfect for a day out in the countryside
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:52, archived)
Alright Dave, large vat please

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:43, archived)
Me and Betty Swollocks stopped getting along, we got our air conditioning replaced on Monday and it's fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:14, archived)
fucking left my curtains open bastard sun woke me up at 6am
morning
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:09, archived)
Literally woke you!

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:43, archived)
Rise and shine!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:53, archived)
If a gay man bums a woman is it straight?

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:36, archived)
yes

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:04, archived)
Percy Sledge'szzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:30, archived)
Alright
Ribs tonight. I'm thinking JD and coke rub, with a splash of chili. We're doing a pig roast tomoz, so it looks as though social distancing is finally buggered.
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:42, archived)
Nice
I had 25kg of top grade charcoal delivered the other day, gonna smoke up some shit over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:56, archived)
I prefer meat
Smoked poo sounds a bit niche
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:58, archived)
You're missing out

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:06, archived)

+c e
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:05, archived)
alright mcbeef

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:37, archived)
Coca Cola doesn’t belong on or with food. What you are proposing here is some kind of meat cocktail with bones in it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:42, archived)
morning queef
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:05, archived)
morning
Decided on Shoreham yet m8-o?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:07, archived)
nah, got a week left to decide, veering more towards not going but gonna see if they make me an offer I can't resist

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:33, archived)
Alright

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:09, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:07, archived)
Piss off

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:09, archived)
wisnae talkin tae you, you fuckin jumped up cunt

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:16, archived)
That’s interesting, Carol.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:46, archived)
Piss off

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:28, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:37, archived)
Nods genially

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:58, archived)
Strikey genitals
or something, I’m too tired to make the effort
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:58, archived)
Is this the morning thread, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:57, archived)
Fackin is m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:29, archived)
Oh, well, in that case: morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:31, archived)
Morning.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:15, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:29, archived)
Good morning guys, it’s me! Jonathan ‘Jonty’ Cum; a brilliant, new comedy character!

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:31, archived)
Hello John
Got a new account?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:51, archived)
No; it’s the same account you absolute goon, get a life.

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:57, archived)
Welcome to b3ta
We have a right laugh here. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:00, archived)
Thanks, good to know
Best,

Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:53, archived)
Well cum, welcome! Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:07, archived)
Cum again? Great
Regards,

Jonty
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:54, archived)
well, you're not wrong

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:37, archived)
Morning
Went for a run this morning. I died.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:59, archived)
I don't see how anyone can do anything physical in this fucking mental heat.
I feel like boil-in-the-bag chicken curry just sitting at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:01, archived)
I set off at 6:30 and it was still too fucking hot

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:03, archived)
I know what you mean.
I woke up at 05:30 this morning and it was broad fucking daylight...living in the Arctic Circle is a novelty to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:12, archived)
I would smile if I heard that you died

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:19, archived)
😘😘

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:39, archived)
you seem quite angry this morning Carol Vorderman's Arse
particularly strenuous poo this morning or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:47, archived)
no poo, that's the problem m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:04, archived)
have a ciggy, always works for me m8

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:09, archived)
I stopped smoking yonks ago m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:25, archived)
s'why you can't poo innit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:25, archived)
SCIENCE

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:31, archived)
I died once
I got better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:40, archived)
Did she turn you into a newt?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:46, archived)
Good morning to you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:15, archived)
One man's fear is another man's BOO!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 21:09, archived)
christ it's like an old people's home in here
what happened?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:03, archived)
twenty past nine deary!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:05, archived)
my 97 year old great aunt is more fun than this place

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:06, archived)
doin alrite at poker tho so it's all good

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:07, archived)
bang AA knocks out two in one

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:11, archived)
75th out of 3112 atm more news as it happens

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:13, archived)
fixed my mum's convertible roof today, works like a charm.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:20, archived)
trip jacks wins the pot get in

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:21, archived)
probably going to win this might stop the updates
srs bsns
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:24, archived)
You’re a terrible reporter

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 0:03, archived)
yeah well i got knocked out so i'm in misery pants now. such is life.
won a few sheckles tho so not too shabby
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 0:06, archived)
Here’s the thing, I just wouldn’t have the confidence that my opponents were real and that it wasn’t just an elaborate slot machine
That’s really why I asked the other day if you guys were all seated around a table together.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 0:13, archived)
depends on the format
some are single table where this is possible, i like multi table tournaments where it's much much less likely for this to happen, even if it did happen the only info that can be shared is in the example of two friends at one table, what the other friend's cards are. could help. probably not. you get moved around randomly so there's no way to know if you'll be at a table with someone or for how long for the games i play.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 0:18, archived)
yo dudes how's it hanging off?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:03, archived)
i miss Bou :(

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:15, archived)
go fuck yourself

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:32, archived)
Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:33, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:47, archived)
Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:50, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:59, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 18:13, archived)
Like a ...
Well - it's still weeping pus, and stings when I touch it. It's started to smell a bit, too.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:56, archived)
take it to a vet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:03, archived)
I thought I'd just put it in a bag and smash it about a bit
But it is still attached.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:11, archived)
No need for all this fuss, just wait a week, it’ll fall off on its own.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 18:18, archived)
If I may say, that makes very little sense; and *I* should know.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:46, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 19:00, archived)
Giddy up a ding dong

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:14, archived)
Best Eek-a-mouse album.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:15, archived)
my ding aling
my ding aling
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:19, archived)
Yo Rich.
I don't expect you to like Broadcast, but I stumbled across a mix of 60's/70's Psych pop from the late lead singer of it and I think you will like that.

Article with downloadable .zip
aquariumdrunkard.com/2016/04/20/trish-keenans-mind-bending-motorway-mix/

Soundcloud link to stream it right away:
soundcloud.com/abandapart/sets/trishs-mind-bending-motorway-mix
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:32, archived)
I like Broadcast, even if they were a poor man's Stereolab

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:55, archived)
that's interesting, Carol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:56, archived)
Please don’t be rude to Carol, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:18, archived)
i this pay to view with my ears or wot

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:02, archived)
i this pay to view with my ears or wot, is that what you’re saying?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:19, archived)
no
is this pay to view with my ears or wot
is what i meanded to wrote
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:08, archived)
Ok, I must have misheard you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 18:18, archived)
Bus wanker
#tehinbetweeners
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:49, archived)
My nephew introduced me to the Inbetweeners.
I enjoyed the writing, but the actors can fuck off as they were shit. But I thought conceptually it was great fun.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:54, archived)
I liked it at the time, but looking back it was fairly shit.
And the films are drivel.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:56, archived)
Yes - it was certainly no Good Life
But I enjoyed the schoolboy humour, and liked that it was pretty unafraid to be (relatively) politically incorrect.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:17, archived)
That's interesting, Carol.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:21, archived)
The football series the writers have done is practically the same characters
It was pretty good
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:02, archived)
I've split massam curry all over me

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:54, archived)
i once microwaved a ready meal lasagne, put it down, turned around, and sat on it.
i was in my boxers. worse things have happened at sea, but rarely.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:01, archived)
Sexy as fuck.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:18, archived)
You are mistaken.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:21, archived)
lol gay

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:28, archived)
you have no idea how sexy i look in a lasagne

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:51, archived)
I’m desperately trying not to find out.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:20, archived)
c'mere you sexy spaghetti junction

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:11, archived)
Then I say, leave me alone I’m straight, then you say, so is spaghetti until it gets wet.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 20:37, archived)
when is your erotic fiction novella coming out?
before you do or after?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 20:49, archived)
Well I got something out right now as a matter of fact

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:47, archived)
disgusting

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 0:10, archived)
I've literally got a lob on
Literally
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:23, archived)
quite understandable

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:11, archived)
Did you still eat it?
I was once really hungover, took a portion of curry out the freezer, microwaved it then while picking it up burned my fingers and dropped it on the floor.

I sighed, took another portion out and made the exact same mistake again.

My housemate nearly threw up from laughing, and then when I sighed a dejected 'I'm going to the Chinese' had the gall to give me a fucking great list of stuff to get 'seeing as you're going there anyway'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:45, archived)
What a funny story!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:50, archived)
Shut the fuck up, Carol.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:26, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:53, archived)
woah this is a safe space take the caustic attitude elsewhere or i'll report you to the mods

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:12, archived)
You’re Literally Hitler, I can’t believe I’m only just realizing this now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 20:42, archived)
i can't believe it either
the clue's in the name
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 21:37, archived)
This is exactly how it went in Germany in the old days, no-one picked up on the obvious clue.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:50, archived)
hundzeit is always 19/45

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 7:03, archived)
of course i ate it
i had to scrape some of it off my boxer shorts and sit under a cold shower first tho
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:50, archived)
Ride your own ding dong

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:23, archived)
Ting tong

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:23, archived)
Bit racist.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:28, archived)
T. Rex's first attempt was equally as shit as the finished version

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:25, archived)
I heard it crashed and burned or something hilarious because he died in that car crash innit

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:29, archived)
Metal guru, is it you? I don’t know Marc, I have no fucking idea what you’re wittering on about you fucknut

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:31, archived)

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