well it's half seven and i'll already had two plops today. all the fun is behind me.
arf.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)
arf.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)
how many plops do you estimate are behind you?
how far into your ploplife are you, do you think?
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:32, archived)
how far into your ploplife are you, do you think?
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:32, archived)
as a <s>british</s> German* person, these units for 'the best cookie recipe ever' make no sense
ingredients
½ cup plus 2 tablespoons/140 grams unsalted butter (1 1/4 sticks), softened
Scant 3/4 cup/140 grams dark brown sugar
⅔ cup/110 grams superfine sugar
1 large egg
1 ¾ cups plus 2 tablespoons/250 grams all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
¾ teaspoon baking soda
¾ teaspoon Maldon sea salt (or kosher salt)
6 ounces/170 grams dark (bittersweet) chocolate, chopped into large chunks
if you say austrian i'm gunna shin kick you into a ditch
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:36, archived)
ingredients
½ cup plus 2 tablespoons/140 grams unsalted butter (1 1/4 sticks), softened
Scant 3/4 cup/140 grams dark brown sugar
⅔ cup/110 grams superfine sugar
1 large egg
1 ¾ cups plus 2 tablespoons/250 grams all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
¾ teaspoon baking soda
¾ teaspoon Maldon sea salt (or kosher salt)
6 ounces/170 grams dark (bittersweet) chocolate, chopped into large chunks
if you say austrian i'm gunna shin kick you into a ditch
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:36, archived)
I'd burn for ages.
First-century AD Christians would be well proud.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:51, archived)
First-century AD Christians would be well proud.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 19:51, archived)
he meant me and it's terrible online trolling i'm writing an article for the bbc
about how b3ta made me a trans cabbage too afraid to go online
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 20:29, archived)
about how b3ta made me a trans cabbage too afraid to go online
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 20:29, archived)
i think i'm hungry but i don't think i am
also, there fucking is. cunt is always up there owling the night away
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 21:05, archived)
also, there fucking is. cunt is always up there owling the night away
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 21:05, archived)
We hear an Eastern Screech Owl outside some nights, I thought it was someone fucking around the first few times I heard it.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 22:59, archived)
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 22:59, archived)
hullo knobwank's, Queef Richard's here, off the internet
Another wazztastic day here in glamorous Londres. Having a good day?
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:27, archived)
Another wazztastic day here in glamorous Londres. Having a good day?
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:27, archived)
I'm loving my desk bike thing, fucking smashing it - perfect for autumn/winter
Plus I can't get knocked off it by a lorry
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:28, archived)
Plus I can't get knocked off it by a lorry
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:28, archived)
That's what you think, on my way to chez queef with a 40 foot right now
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:37, archived)
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:37, archived)
Yeah it's going alright actually
Had a phone interview this morning that might get me a new job. I'll know in three days' time.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:35, archived)
Had a phone interview this morning that might get me a new job. I'll know in three days' time.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:35, archived)
once I got rid of an annoying squeak and got the resistance setting right it's been brilliant
I'm doing a good couple of hours a day
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:52, archived)
I'm doing a good couple of hours a day
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 11:52, archived)
aye not bad
might be starting a new job tomorrow
it’ll be wank but it’ll be money
and I won’t feel any remorse if I get the chance to dump it for something better
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 12:33, archived)
might be starting a new job tomorrow
it’ll be wank but it’ll be money
and I won’t feel any remorse if I get the chance to dump it for something better
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 12:33, archived)
You want a scarf that swears? Well you're in fucking luck. Coz Hebro has got your back. And your neck.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 13:05, archived)
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 13:05, archived)
It's not even swearing, just mildly rude
might have to tell trading standards about this terrible clickbait misadvertising, hopefully it'll get beter shut down
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 14:09, archived)
might have to tell trading standards about this terrible clickbait misadvertising, hopefully it'll get beter shut down
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 14:09, archived)
Just had a really busy morning sorry.
I've also just had one of those massive solid poops that feels like its going to tear your bumhole
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:30, archived)
I've also just had one of those massive solid poops that feels like its going to tear your bumhole
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:30, archived)
Sorry I went away for a few days.
I have morphine and methadone and diazipam again so I’m back on track.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:34, archived)
I have morphine and methadone and diazipam again so I’m back on track.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:34, archived)
Nah', i'm afraid i'm closely monitored on what I can get, - but if you have your insides removed they'll give you some for your troubles.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:40, archived)
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:40, archived)
b3ta would be much better without a core of 5 or 6 toxic cunts who drag us all down to their level.
The toxic culture pervades the whole of b3ta but it is at its worst here. Clear efforts have been made by the site staff to limit the influence of these scummy cunts (e.g. ignore 2.0, banning mongy, hiding /talk from the nav menu) but the solution is obvious. Remove the toxic, racist, hateful people.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 14:16, archived)
The toxic culture pervades the whole of b3ta but it is at its worst here. Clear efforts have been made by the site staff to limit the influence of these scummy cunts (e.g. ignore 2.0, banning mongy, hiding /talk from the nav menu) but the solution is obvious. Remove the toxic, racist, hateful people.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 14:16, archived)
You're probably right.
He's toxic, but at least he only attacks one person and polarizes everybody else against him.
Talk's toxic crusaders actually seem to have friends here, which makes them all the more dangerous.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 15:22, archived)
He's toxic, but at least he only attacks one person and polarizes everybody else against him.
Talk's toxic crusaders actually seem to have friends here, which makes them all the more dangerous.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 15:22, archived)
Sorry, was just social distancing myself, hope you don't mind, rules are rules.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:44, archived)
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:44, archived)
Thanks for your thoughtful contribution
Us and them, eh? What a refreshingly novel approach.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 17:56, archived)
Us and them, eh? What a refreshingly novel approach.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 17:56, archived)
Could you please quote me saying that? I don't understand where this wrong idea of yours comes from.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 15:19, archived)
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 15:19, archived)
That would be a "no" then.
I'll just have to conclude that you're a fantasist.
( , Wed 28 Oct 2020, 13:40, archived)
I'll just have to conclude that you're a fantasist.
( , Wed 28 Oct 2020, 13:40, archived)
It sounds like this place doesn't bring you any joy.
Have you considered not being here? Nothing personal, I don't mind you when you're not self-consciously trying to make everything about yourself, but - like with Hitler - I suspect this place isn't good for your mental health.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:55, archived)
Have you considered not being here? Nothing personal, I don't mind you when you're not self-consciously trying to make everything about yourself, but - like with Hitler - I suspect this place isn't good for your mental health.
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:55, archived)
You are one of the toxic shit trolls.
Sorry to have to break that to you.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 15:18, archived)
Sorry to have to break that to you.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 15:18, archived)
this is why he got banned
oh wait no, that was because he posted some jokes in the post a joke qotw, which makes him worse than literally hitler
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 18:38, archived)
oh wait no, that was because he posted some jokes in the post a joke qotw, which makes him worse than literally hitler
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 18:38, archived)
Eh IDK who the fuck he is TBPH
I just assume that if you're changing your name every week or two that you're one of the annoying cunts.
Spamming variations of the same thing over and over again on qotw though, that's just unforgivable.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 18:52, archived)
I just assume that if you're changing your name every week or two that you're one of the annoying cunts.
Spamming variations of the same thing over and over again on qotw though, that's just unforgivable.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2020, 18:52, archived)
Saw an explanation this morning for people wearing a mask on their chin
It's so they can light up the second they step outside the shop without having to spend all that time moving a face covering out of the way
Thank god, I knew there had to be logic behind it somehow
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 11:51, archived)
It's so they can light up the second they step outside the shop without having to spend all that time moving a face covering out of the way
Thank god, I knew there had to be logic behind it somehow
( , Mon 26 Oct 2020, 11:51, archived)
Good morning, mindfulness and wellness levels are recharged, ready for the next challenge. Good vibes only, no hate.
create, inspire, inform, stay safe, stay alert, love
- Jonty.
( , Sun 25 Oct 2020, 11:38, archived)
create, inspire, inform, stay safe, stay alert, love
- Jonty.
( , Sun 25 Oct 2020, 11:38, archived)
mite have a beer. play some dungeon of the endless. bit addicted atm.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 18:10, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 18:10, archived)
i remember when all of this was a moving mass of words and banter.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 19:51, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 19:51, archived)
Alright Hitler
Just saw a mediocre film about Jordan sneakers at the cinema. It was mediocre.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:05, archived)
Just saw a mediocre film about Jordan sneakers at the cinema. It was mediocre.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:05, archived)
it won't reply
it's pretending to have other things to do so it can act all superior
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:15, archived)
it's pretending to have other things to do so it can act all superior
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:15, archived)
Just had a delicious pretend Vietnamese meal just to make you feel extra bad
I did appreciate you posting DJ Supreme the other day, he was fantastic in Hijack
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:45, archived)
I did appreciate you posting DJ Supreme the other day, he was fantastic in Hijack
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:45, archived)
is a vietnamese meal what you call giving a foreigner a blowjob?
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:48, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:48, archived)
Best Vietnamese place in London is down Old Kent Road
Dodgy as fuck, but good food and 100% authentic. The Pho mile does a job, but is very 'packaged'. What's pretend Vietnamese?
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 21:57, archived)
Dodgy as fuck, but good food and 100% authentic. The Pho mile does a job, but is very 'packaged'. What's pretend Vietnamese?
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 21:57, archived)
It’s a kind of artificial Asian
It’s a bit like imitation Indian.
It’s phony pho.
Similar to pretend Punjabi.
Mock Mysore.
Bogus Bombay.
Ersatz Eritrean.
Counterfeit Cambodi.
Jive-ass Javan.
Suspect Sumatran.
( , Sun 25 Oct 2020, 3:15, archived)
It’s a bit like imitation Indian.
It’s phony pho.
Similar to pretend Punjabi.
Mock Mysore.
Bogus Bombay.
Ersatz Eritrean.
Counterfeit Cambodi.
Jive-ass Javan.
Suspect Sumatran.
( , Sun 25 Oct 2020, 3:15, archived)
Four passengers on one seat, who cares about social distancing
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 21:25, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 21:25, archived)
It looks like some form of ritual offering and I’m not prepared to make any kind of judgement until I have a better understanding of the cultural context
( , Sun 25 Oct 2020, 2:21, archived)
( , Sun 25 Oct 2020, 2:21, archived)
Mask etiquette East London style
imgur.com/a/ltFgomM
Bunch of fucking wankers
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)
imgur.com/a/ltFgomM
Bunch of fucking wankers
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)
Hidden health conditions, or anxiety, how dare you challenge me
imma set my twitter mob on tfl for not respecting my ibs
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 16:54, archived)
imma set my twitter mob on tfl for not respecting my ibs
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 16:54, archived)
I can't help but think these cunts would take the virus a bit more seriously if it had a 50% fatality rate
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 17:01, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 17:01, archived)
it probably does for some people, like, immune compromised etc
but, you know, fuck 'em. wankers. natural selection or something.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 18:09, archived)
but, you know, fuck 'em. wankers. natural selection or something.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 18:09, archived)
Morning , bit fresh this morning, dead at the lake too, not a beep
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 8:25, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 8:25, archived)
I rather miss the great outdoors, East Ham park doesn't quite cut it
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 8:27, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 8:27, archived)
Wanstead Flats is only up the road too
I've got no excuse really
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 8:54, archived)
I've got no excuse really
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 8:54, archived)
Used to be lots of shrooms around there, not so sure about now.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:42, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:42, archived)
I wouldn't go out now, the rain is persistent down here , fishing is a stupid hobby
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 15:49, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 15:49, archived)
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:44, archived)
gin all tastes very similar to me.
gordon's is fine imo. best enjoyed with a twirly straw
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:16, archived)
gordon's is fine imo. best enjoyed with a twirly straw
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:16, archived)
It all tastes very similar to you, gin, is that what you’re saying?
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:57, archived)
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:57, archived)
I just buy whatever's cheap
because I hate myself and it all tastes the same anyway
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:51, archived)
because I hate myself and it all tastes the same anyway
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:51, archived)
All gin tastes of gin, otherwise it couldn't be called gin. You can't really go wrong with gin.
A very nice way to have gin is with some tonic water.
An even nicer way (or perhaps just as an occasional novelty) is to make gin & tonic ice lollies.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)
A very nice way to have gin is with some tonic water.
An even nicer way (or perhaps just as an occasional novelty) is to make gin & tonic ice lollies.
( , Sat 24 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)
Y, must give the orange box another run through, not touched for christ knows how long
not turned the 360 on in like 4 years, it probably won't even work now
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:53, archived)
not turned the 360 on in like 4 years, it probably won't even work now
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:53, archived)
I got some weird jrpg thing called Blue Dragon bundled with mine
all creepy big eyed manga kids and animals that can talk, medieval sci fi, godawful voice acting and stilted dialogue
and a levelling up system that needs several hundred hours thrown at it to make any decent progress
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:33, archived)
all creepy big eyed manga kids and animals that can talk, medieval sci fi, godawful voice acting and stilted dialogue
and a levelling up system that needs several hundred hours thrown at it to make any decent progress
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:33, archived)
After several hundred hours I'm still not convinced there's been any kind of progress
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:31, archived)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:31, archived)
alright, obviously did a typo on my phone earlier, sorry it upset you.
Would you like me to edit or delete my post?
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:55, archived)
Would you like me to edit or delete my post?
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:55, archived)
hey, hey, let's all just calm down here!
I, in my role as peacemaker, propose a compromise.
How does this sound: you do absolutely nothing, and fucken prick arsehole wanker shithead banned poster Dozer deletes his account and then hangs himself in his garage?
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:08, archived)
I, in my role as peacemaker, propose a compromise.
How does this sound: you do absolutely nothing, and fucken prick arsehole wanker shithead banned poster Dozer deletes his account and then hangs himself in his garage?
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:08, archived)
Hang himself in his garage?
What a waste of perfectly good exhaust fumes.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:30, archived)
What a waste of perfectly good exhaust fumes.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:30, archived)
he could also choke to death on human faeces, tbh I'm not that fussed how it's done
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:36, archived)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:36, archived)
not as hurtful as when your last ragged, gasping attempts to breathe fail, and the reeking nuggets of oily, corn-studded stool finally close your airway for the last time.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:43, archived)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:43, archived)
Not sure banned poster Dozer deserves quite this level of vitriol
He might be a bit of a wanker but then so is everyone on here
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:19, archived)
He might be a bit of a wanker but then so is everyone on here
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:19, archived)
Honestly no genuine hostility on my part,
I've never minded him. It's all meaningless words on the internet, innit.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:56, archived)
I've never minded him. It's all meaningless words on the internet, innit.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:56, archived)
hullo arsehole's, it's-a me, Queefio
How's it going for you today? My hash just turned up so I am a very happy boy.
I'm off to see this 2moz:
www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/one-man-and-his-shoes-review-air-jordans-michael-jordan-nike-documentary
Up to much on t3h w33k3nd?
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:23, archived)
How's it going for you today? My hash just turned up so I am a very happy boy.
I'm off to see this 2moz:
www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/one-man-and-his-shoes-review-air-jordans-michael-jordan-nike-documentary
Up to much on t3h w33k3nd?
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:23, archived)
I'd be interested to see that.
At one stage at my school, there was about a fight a month over a pair of Nike Airs.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:41, archived)
At one stage at my school, there was about a fight a month over a pair of Nike Airs.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:41, archived)
back in the 80s one of my mates went up to London to go to legendary hip hop shop 4 Star General
he got robbed of his sneakers in the street outside and had to come all the way back to Winchester in his socks
lol
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:53, archived)
he got robbed of his sneakers in the street outside and had to come all the way back to Winchester in his socks
lol
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:53, archived)
the relentless mockery he got afterwards was quite something to behold
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:04, archived)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:04, archived)
Internet LIES
What, was he in just his socks getting to the shop in the first place
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:37, archived)
What, was he in just his socks getting to the shop in the first place
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:37, archived)
Thought you meant he'd just bought his footwear in the "hip hop" shop
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:12, archived)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:12, archived)
this should arrive on monday lol
www.discogs.com/Blackalicious-Deception/release/96563
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:43, archived)
www.discogs.com/Blackalicious-Deception/release/96563
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:43, archived)
n
Killer Mike is an amusing fellow but we're going to have to agree to disagree about their records
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:05, archived)
Killer Mike is an amusing fellow but we're going to have to agree to disagree about their records
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:05, archived)
This sort of comedy gold is too good for the FP, I'll probably get banned again.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:51, archived)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:51, archived)
i enjoyed that recent netflix series about Jordan,
He was a cultural icon in my youth without me ever really knowing much about his career or really anything apart from the lol he's shit at baseball and then the space jam film. A lot of the drama around Basketball and the history was fascinating
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:46, archived)
He was a cultural icon in my youth without me ever really knowing much about his career or really anything apart from the lol he's shit at baseball and then the space jam film. A lot of the drama around Basketball and the history was fascinating
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:46, archived)
I've not got around to watching that
maybe after seeing this thing tomorrow it will be a good match
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:54, archived)
maybe after seeing this thing tomorrow it will be a good match
( , Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:54, archived)
www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1X3NFlL1rZHnb0AlGLl86daAqQcA&ie=UTF8&t=m&oe=UTF8&msa=0&ll=38.983965362519235%2C-77.0797775&z=14
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 20:11, archived)
I still don't even know which film he's on about.
Is it the 1966 vehicle with Robert Redford and Marlon Brando that I haven't seen, or the 1994 outing with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson that I haven't seen?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:48, archived)
Is it the 1966 vehicle with Robert Redford and Marlon Brando that I haven't seen, or the 1994 outing with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson that I haven't seen?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:48, archived)
Have you seen 'The Game' with Michael Douglas?
That one's a proper headfuck.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 18:43, archived)
That one's a proper headfuck.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 18:43, archived)
Well, if you like mindfuck films, give it a try.
I'm even reasonably sure there are no Jews in it.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:20, archived)
I'm even reasonably sure there are no Jews in it.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:20, archived)
no, found a fantastic one within budget etc but an offer had been accepted just before I called to arrange a viewing
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:11, archived)
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:11, archived)
well, it was the way this time
There was even a pair of decks in the living room!
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:14, archived)
There was even a pair of decks in the living room!
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:14, archived)
Heh
I visited a house a couple of years back with its own cinema in the basement. I mean, they called it a cinema, but it looked more like a dungeon for hiding illegal immigrants.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:24, archived)
I visited a house a couple of years back with its own cinema in the basement. I mean, they called it a cinema, but it looked more like a dungeon for hiding illegal immigrants.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:24, archived)
I'd be terrified of having a hidden dungeon under the house.
Imagine your key snaps off in the lock when you're trying to get back out. What do you do then?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:30, archived)
Imagine your key snaps off in the lock when you're trying to get back out. What do you do then?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:30, archived)
thanks
EDIT: well, it fucking isn't now. i've been waiting all day for my sister to drop off my present, which was supposed to be 4 disturbed cd's. she asked me weeks ago what i wanted and even found them online, but what do i get? a fucking card with £20 in it. yeah, thanks for that, put a lot of fucking thought into it, didn't you?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:56, archived)
EDIT: well, it fucking isn't now. i've been waiting all day for my sister to drop off my present, which was supposed to be 4 disturbed cd's. she asked me weeks ago what i wanted and even found them online, but what do i get? a fucking card with £20 in it. yeah, thanks for that, put a lot of fucking thought into it, didn't you?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:56, archived)
FFS
Why would she go to the trouble of finding them online and then not buying them?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:31, archived)
Why would she go to the trouble of finding them online and then not buying them?
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:31, archived)
one of the big clues that my marriage was dying
was when my wife put £40 in my birthday card in lieu of a present
we had a joint bank account
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)
was when my wife put £40 in my birthday card in lieu of a present
we had a joint bank account
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)
alright mate
Shitty start to the day: I put the oven on to heat up to bake some bread, turns out my wife put the remains of last night's pie in there, rather than the fucking fridge where anyone else would have put it. Then I dropped the lid of our Le Creuset pot on the floor and it's got a chip in it, they're more than £200...then I went to put my dough in the oven and realise I didn't flour the banneton so it was all stuck to the liner.
Might go back to bed.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:36, archived)
Shitty start to the day: I put the oven on to heat up to bake some bread, turns out my wife put the remains of last night's pie in there, rather than the fucking fridge where anyone else would have put it. Then I dropped the lid of our Le Creuset pot on the floor and it's got a chip in it, they're more than £200...then I went to put my dough in the oven and realise I didn't flour the banneton so it was all stuck to the liner.
Might go back to bed.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:36, archived)
That is a very middle class set of disasters.
But it is so frustrating when a day starts like that.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:55, archived)
But it is so frustrating when a day starts like that.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:55, archived)
It's almost more disappointing when you're denied even the simple things.
If you try for something really ambitious and it doesn't work out, fair enough, valiant effort.
If all you want's a bit of fresh bread in the morning, that doesn't sound like too much to ask.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:00, archived)
If you try for something really ambitious and it doesn't work out, fair enough, valiant effort.
If all you want's a bit of fresh bread in the morning, that doesn't sound like too much to ask.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:00, archived)
what's really fucking me off is that all of this was completely avoidable had I not been such a dozy cunt
Things that don't work out for reasons beyond my control I can cope with a lot easier
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:19, archived)
Things that don't work out for reasons beyond my control I can cope with a lot easier
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:19, archived)
Yeah, I was going to try to shoehorn it into that joke format,
but I could feel my will to live slipping away.
I should probably kill myself, etc.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:57, archived)
but I could feel my will to live slipping away.
I should probably kill myself, etc.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:57, archived)
I believe it was the great Samuel Johnson who said, 'when a man is tired of Pato Banton gags, he is tired of life'
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:01, archived)
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:01, archived)
What do you call a parade exclusively for LGBTQ bakers and taking place during lockdown?
Homepride!!!
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:18, archived)
Homepride!!!
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:18, archived)
i sold an entire set of le creuset for around £100
fucking hated them they're heavy as shit awful things made cooking into a fucking workout. the frying pan was especially awful must have weighed about 15kg
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
fucking hated them they're heavy as shit awful things made cooking into a fucking workout. the frying pan was especially awful must have weighed about 15kg
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
sorry i've not been here posting all night to brighten your mornings
i just realised it was a complete waste of time and energy
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 1:04, archived)
i just realised it was a complete waste of time and energy
( , Thu 22 Oct 2020, 1:04, archived)
ARSEWANK
not really, hullo
how r u 2day lol, fucking bored af here
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:00, archived)
not really, hullo
how r u 2day lol, fucking bored af here
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:00, archived)
Same.
It's so quiet at the moment that I cleaned the whole house today. I'd forgotten how knackering it was.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:01, archived)
It's so quiet at the moment that I cleaned the whole house today. I'd forgotten how knackering it was.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:01, archived)
I'm thinking of getting an elliptical under-desk exercise thingo, as we're about to enter 6+ months of total rain
My thinking is that if I can pedal away on this prickmobile whilst working I can burn off some cals in the comfort of my own home, come rain or shine.
#old
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:10, archived)
My thinking is that if I can pedal away on this prickmobile whilst working I can burn off some cals in the comfort of my own home, come rain or shine.
#old
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:10, archived)
Sounds good, it's almost the same as walking anyway.
I've got an under-desk bike but I can't use it without bashing my knees on the desk as I pedal. Not sure whether this is a design flaw or me being a numpty.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:17, archived)
I've got an under-desk bike but I can't use it without bashing my knees on the desk as I pedal. Not sure whether this is a design flaw or me being a numpty.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:17, archived)
the knee bashing issue is precisely why I was looking at elliptical things rather than a normal bike
something like this:
www.manomano.co.uk/p/homcom-mini-elliptical-bike-lcd-monitor-anti-slip-pedals-adjustable-resistance-23426748?model_id=23407641#/
Apparently you only need 6cm clearance above your knees, I've got double that
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:25, archived)
something like this:
www.manomano.co.uk/p/homcom-mini-elliptical-bike-lcd-monitor-anti-slip-pedals-adjustable-resistance-23426748?model_id=23407641#/
Apparently you only need 6cm clearance above your knees, I've got double that
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:25, archived)
That looks alright.
Pricier than I was expecting, even at half price, but I guess it's worth it if it lasts.
Also lol the 'go fasta' flames.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)
Pricier than I was expecting, even at half price, but I guess it's worth it if it lasts.
Also lol the 'go fasta' flames.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)
that's by far the cheapest of its kind - £200-250 for most of them
which is 'fuck that, no chance' money
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:45, archived)
which is 'fuck that, no chance' money
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:45, archived)
It'd be an utter piece of shit, but would still technically be a bicycle
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:12, archived)
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:12, archived)
Aww, I told my wife I was seriously considering buying it and she said she'd already bought it for me and it's coming tomorrow
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:29, archived)
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:29, archived)
My boss had one of them
And a standing desk. Was surreal to see him bobbing up and down in the corner.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:45, archived)
And a standing desk. Was surreal to see him bobbing up and down in the corner.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:45, archived)
knackered
wfh tomoz so going 2 have some extra sleep 2nite lol
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:10, archived)
wfh tomoz so going 2 have some extra sleep 2nite lol
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:10, archived)
my boss is talking about getting a separate line put in for me here, can't see me working from the office for some time
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:11, archived)
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:11, archived)
I get far more done at home
because I don't have to worry about constant unnecessary interruptions by prick co-workers
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:16, archived)
because I don't have to worry about constant unnecessary interruptions by prick co-workers
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:16, archived)
I'm finding the new lockdown more depressing than the first , it's cold and its wet and no cunts out
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:12, archived)
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:12, archived)
Certainly is , I'm going fishing with my brother friday to Sunday, probably the last trip this year
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:18, archived)
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:18, archived)
Bored out of my mind
Birthday tomorrow though, so nice meal out with the parents
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:21, archived)
Birthday tomorrow though, so nice meal out with the parents
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:21, archived)
well have a happy birthday for tomorrow if I don't 'see' you here
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:24, archived)
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:24, archived)
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