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Bollocks from 35,000 feet
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:32,
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That'll do more damage than an elbow from the top rope.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:36,
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I think Guy Garvey might disagree
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:53,
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definitely worth paying for inflight wifi for
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:51,
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Isn't it
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:52,
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Extreme teabagging
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:22,
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Gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:33,
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twenty thousand bollocks under the sea
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:07,
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alright Katie Melhua
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:12,
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this is the closest thing to bollocks i have ever been
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:18,
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You would say that
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:29,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:45,
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Trapped in the cockpit at forty thousand feet
The sky is the limit, but we supersede
The greed for the speed is, like, way beyond limits
I grab my parachute with, like, forks and spoons in it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:12,
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35,000 feet of Bollocks
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:26,
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drop the dead bollocks
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:29,
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Who's bollocks is it anyway?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:30,
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only fools and bollocks
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:45,
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Cheers Cheers
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:29,
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Chevron
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:30,
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Yes but how many feet?
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:31,
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Still 35,000
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:48,
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Bollocks 2: Electric Bollockoo
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:59,
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Bollocks 3: The Klumps
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:00,
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Bollocks 2: The Revenge
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:08,
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Pirates of the Perineum
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:25,
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City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Bollocks
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:26,
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Bollocks 2: GUNTSMEG
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:11,
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Scrotal Recall
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:08,
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HA CHA CHA CHA
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:15,
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bindun
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:25,
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Nice to see
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:27,
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to see you bollocks
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:12,
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Fucking hell!
It's Wednesday!
I have lots of mega painkillers and a licence to lounge about doing nowt for a couple of days, but since the surgery was on my groin, wanking is not permitted.
What can a poor man do?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:08,
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Gas yourself?
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:10,
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Semen Khaidenko
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:43,
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Gasboon dioxide
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:47,
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Fuck you
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53,
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Beepeedee
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53,
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arseboon dilbaro
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:56,
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Cheers
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:58,
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eat glass?
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:17,
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At least the thought of immenent death has shrunk my morning boner
Thanks!?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:28,
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Man up, have a wank
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:46,
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Have two
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:47,
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Have wank up a man
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:48,
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Yeah, but it hurts when I tug
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:23,
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Danger wank
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:47,
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He’s the greatest
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:48,
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Wherever there is pornhub he'll be there
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53,
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Baron Bareback
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:55,
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Penisfold
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:58,
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Three and a half hours
And I'm still giggling at this
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 11:24,
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UK's abandoned 3rd studio album
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:54,
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Shove some cocoa down your cloaca
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:48,
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And shit out a Freddo
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53,
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Just got double points at Costa, get in
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:58,
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-points +teamed
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:01,
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Standard.
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:04,
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owned by coca cola
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:05,
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Turtle power!
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:08,
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owned pwned
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:34,
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<s><s></s>
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:35,
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:(
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:04,
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Get off your tits on mega painkillers
and watch absurdly filthy porn.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:34,
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Clowns fucking in pigshit good enough for you?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:25,
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Clowns?
You freak.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 10:11,
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Tup, tup, tup
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:02,
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ALL the other tables
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:27,
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Could be very frustrating, given that an effect of opioids is to make you unable to cum.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:45,
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Hey, how do you know what effect opioids have on me anyway?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:13,
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Depends how much you shove down your japper
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:31,
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my dudes
Someone should make a meme of that
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:35,
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I'm surprised nobody has said Wanky wanky wank wank yet
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:40,
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Settle in for Homes Under The Hammer
and A Place In The Sun
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:41,
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I bet more than a few of you lot have engaged in a bit of the old 'cocoa smuggling' from time to time.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoa_smuggling
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:38,
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you can't prove nothin, pig
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:41,
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(COCOBOD)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:46,
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Cocoa prices are fixed and guaranteed in the two countries by their respective regulatory bodies, the Ivorian Coffee and Cocoa Board [fr] (CCC) and the Ghana Cocoa Board (COCOBOD).
(COCOBOD)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:45,
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here comes cocobod
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 0:10,
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Cloaca smuggling?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:47,
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The cocoa is smuggled in the cloaca, yes.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:59,
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What's a cocoa-shunter?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 0:27,
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My tits are lactating but I'm not pregnant
Where is that struck off doctor that posts here?
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:41,
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Pics or GTFO
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:55,
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are you sure it's not pus?
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:57,
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I might be a doctor, you might have a hormone imbalance
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:04,
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hold one in each hand, do they balance, that's the diagnostic technique i personally prefer
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:07,
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(COCOBOD)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:46,
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Phwoar
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mongychops, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:04,
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Not a doctor but I’m 100% certain you have TITAIDS
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:51,
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how do you know you're not pregnant?
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:45,
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I told him i wore a condom
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:14,
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you would say that
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:26,
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ribbed for his pleasure
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:44,
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Ewww
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 23:46,
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b3ta.com/talk/8421674
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:48,
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good evening all
What's everyone having for tea?
Aside from special brew and spiders.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:06,
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A massive plate of go fuck yourself
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:08,
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what wine pairs with that?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:15,
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That is his house whine. Repetitive bland and pairs with nobody . A glass of dozer
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mongychops, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:22,
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Harsh, but fair.
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:39,
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Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:12,
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Heroin, expensive but worth it
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mongychops, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:21,
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Smoke, sniff or spike?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:34,
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pessary
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:06,
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A penile one, I assume.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:26,
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tea lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:43,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:23,
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^ lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:05,
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Nothing
Because I went to the pub at lunchtime.
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Planearm, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:16,
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have you stolen planearm's name again?
how?
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:53,
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:25,
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Tree bark.
Straight off the tree.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:52,
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it's cruel
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:05,
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Posting a picture? GET FUCKED
This messageboard is for tragic attention-seeking mental cases only. Go fuck yourself for pictures.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:09,
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Alright 'Islamic Fundamentalism'
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:16,
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Share ear law
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:25,
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Right, because there's not enough hands to go around
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:45,
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Bloody lefty
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:50,
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Imagine being a glove shop owner and then the taliban get back in power, it would definitely hurt trade
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:56,
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Yeah but you could stuff the surplus stock with opium and ship it abroad
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:27,
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Not anymore. The heroin trade in Afghanistan has nearly died. The price of good smack is high as .
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mongychops, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:47,
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on the other hand
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:36,
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Not bad ta, u
I mean NO REAL NAMES PLS
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:56,
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Hey, I might be a tragic attention-seeking mental case, but at least I can’t draw.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:37,
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Five-time Olympian cyclist found dead in Las Vegas after choking on food, this is why health is pointless
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:45,
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must have been on the Maduro diet
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:28,
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arseboon dilbaro
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:48,
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Semen Khaidenko
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:50,
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BORROKU
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:32,
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BOKKO
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:44,
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'Doktor' Jerry Mööre of the Katze Solution Trust
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:56,
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Jah! Led
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:18,
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OBAMU
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:08,
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RONALD DUMP
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:17,
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KARMA LA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:22,
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Yeah
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:31,
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UVAVU
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:17,
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IRANIAN
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:45,
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at the pool hall
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:21,
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and the walls fell
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:45,
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DARMOKUN
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:53,
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JALADUN
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:55,
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and his magic lamp
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:52,
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Bukkake
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:09,
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Bless you
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:30,
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яйца
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:20,
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Well that's easy for you to say.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:44,
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Поскольку программное обеспечение для онлайн-перевода доступно бесплатно, вам тоже будет довольно легко сказать то же самое.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:51,
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Hitler thread tbh
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:00,
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Hitler was very kind to animals and a supporter of environmentalism and species protection.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:36,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:37,
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Morning beeps.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:37,
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Hitler aka David Achtungborough.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:37,
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Steve Backschnell
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:42,
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David Bel(sen)lamy.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:48,
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Jerry Nutkins
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:19,
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Also vg.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:40,
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Klaus Barbellamy
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:23,
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Chris Packhamintotheconcentrationcamps
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:16,
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Vg.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:40,
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Steve Erwin
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:26,
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I think his other political acts kind of eclipse that part of his personality
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:04,
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I don't know Sticklebricks, he's trying his hardest, what does he have to do before you forgive and forget?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:03,
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shoot himself in the head?
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:53,
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very selective species protection tho
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:10,
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True, he was a little scamp. Nice to dogs though.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:43,
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Let's play a game.
I say a word, and then someone else can reply to this post with a word that's somehow connected to it. Then someone else can reply to that with another connected word. It'll be a fun game! There's only one rule: none of the words can be Hitler.
Ok? Here's your word:
Führer
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:16,
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"ginger", lolololol!!!!!11
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:28,
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Sorry, you broke the unwritten rules. You lose.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:46,
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To be fair it was a shit game anyway. I think we both lost.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:47,
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Wanker
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:22,
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Too late, the game's over already. Mr. Tea ruined it.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:31,
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:(
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:51,
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Alright
Just popping over to California, anyone want anything while I'm there? You can say Hitler but Hitler isn't going in my luggage.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 0:33,
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Hitler, then.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 0:39,
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hitler now
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 4:40,
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That's the name of my new band
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:56,
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Could you provide a list of available things?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 1:13,
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Hitler
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:56,
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Have a safe trip
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 1:17,
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Robert Maxwell's last words
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:56,
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Trump’s autograph
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:50,
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If I am ever in touching distance of that ridiculous tangerine bawbag there will be a fatality
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:57,
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SickRick, you mean
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:00,
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Fucking hell
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:34,
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get some help
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:47,
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I already employ a personal wanker
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:16,
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it's like having an extra pair of hands
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:14,
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Hitler.
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:30,
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No, sorry. You, specifically, cannot say Hitler.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:35,
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-cannot say +are literally
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:17,
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Don't flunk math
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:46,
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Too late
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:05,
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You're grounded
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:53,
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Fuck
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:17,
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You aced prom!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:14,
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Can I say Mussolini, just to shake things up a bit?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:41,
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Alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:16,
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Black tortilla chips
pleeeeeease
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:45,
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*BRB KLAXON*
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:47,
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OVERRULED!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:52,
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Did you threaten to overrule him?
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:53,
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I mean, you can make your own with charcoal
and duck fat
tenina.com/recipes/black-tortilla-chips but I'm very partial to the ones from California.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 9:17,
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testing something
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:11,
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oh that's quite a thing
You can ignore yourself and it means you can post a thread or reply but you can't see it, so you'd never know if someone else replied.
It's like the opposite of social media.
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:14,
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the ultimate antisocial media experience
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:14,
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So you can't see this
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mongychops, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:23,
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what?
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:23,
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I unignored myself
in order to reply to myself
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:48,
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I went to Tokyo Diner with my boss
Vg especially for the price/location eh
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:49,
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i also love chinese food
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:14,
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or, as the chinese call it
food
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:25,
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what do the japanese call it?
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:28,
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chinese food presumably
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:33,
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i'll need to check my notes
won't be a minute
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:35,
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Only if they're speaking English at the time.
If they're speaking Japanese they provably say whatever "Chinese food" is in Japanese.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:02,
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well yeah, obvs
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:13,
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Great ain't it. Proper Japanese diner. I love the katsu .
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mongychops, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:28,
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-k -u +c
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 23:22,
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Who said that?
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:36,
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I'M BLIND!
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:43,
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He canne see man!
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:53,
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i can't see for looking!
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:11,
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Soz I can't read this, I have me on ignore
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:51,
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who are you?
i'm on ignore 3.0
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:12,
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piss off
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:42,
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Can confirm.
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:42,
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did it work?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:06,
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No
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:19,
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shite
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 23:17,
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You can get paid for that
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:16,
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Me
too
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:04,
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b3ta.com/talk/8421564
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:13,
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fuck off brb
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:23,
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if only
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:46,
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why can't he do the honorable thing and 2.0 himself to death
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:47,
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turns out
even if he did, he could still post his bullshit on here
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:14,
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oh. brilliant.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:23,
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KNOBCHEDDAR
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:05,
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Cheese
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:10,
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I just pinged my back doing a job I do every day
and now I am in fucking agony.
Just putting a slightly heavy box on a table is what done it. Lifting it was no problem. Carrying it was no problem. Setting it down, agonising torture. WTFF.
Alt: how have you grown terribly old recently?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:06,
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b3ta.com/talk/8421211
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:11,
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lol
blow job
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:24,
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Actual snort lol spaz nose mess
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:03,
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By ageing
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:39,
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I'd cut down on that if I were you.
That shit's a killer.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:55,
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Steady on m8, brb hates agiens
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:42,
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PISS THEN SHIT IN MY ASS
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Great Forum Banter, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:02,
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Why? That would only make you about 5% less rubbish by volume.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:07,
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Faecal transplant innit
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:35,
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Faec/Off
starring Bum Travolta and Knickerless Cage
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:04,
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directed by John Poo
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:09,
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Trading Faeces
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:11,
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Stop or my bum will poop
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:20,
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Life of Poo
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:23,
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Bum Pooed over the Kak Whore's Chest
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:26,
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The Shiteing
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:26,
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The Fart and the Flatuous
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:27,
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Crappy Feet
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:29,
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shIT
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:35,
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Nuns with the runs
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:40,
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Catch Me On The Can
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:46,
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Mary Ploppins
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:58,
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Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:58,
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Shitty Titty Gang Bang
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:00,
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Arse Wars: Rectum of the Jedi
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:25,
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nobody likes a show off
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:26,
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This is disgusting
Consider yourself reported
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:33,
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-r +d
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:36,
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Unfortunately they have b3ta in other countries now too.
It's a whole international shitshow.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:37,
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to pluto
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:18,
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Straight outta East Ham, a crazy muthafucka named Queef Rude
From the gang called brb's attitudes
hiya arsehole's
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:49,
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Hello
I am indulging my sudden mushroom craving. Peanut oil is perfect for cooking them in.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:06,
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<s> t </s> s
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:09,
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Oil your own peanus
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:31,
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where would be the fun in oiling and cooking my own peanus?
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:56,
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alright 'Armin Miewes'
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:34,
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You'll never know until you try
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:41,
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<s> mutha </s> nan
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:08,
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fo shizzle, or something
Think I might be a bit drunk
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:13,
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You plankton.
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:11,
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morning
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 6:42,
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Does it have to be?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 7:48,
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alright
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 19 Aug 2024, 8:24,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:01,
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Morning
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:42,
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Fucking ouch
we got carried away yesterday and now I have a hangover. May have to have a leedl bit of a lie down.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:52,
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Hot shower, iced coffee and a couple of ibuprofen
That should do the trick
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 12:05,
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A brisk wank does wonders too, in my experience.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:00,
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Well, if you're offering...
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:03,
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experience face
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:42,
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I'm in the same horribly hungover boat.
Toast and soup and cheese and a selection of fine meats from around the world will fix me.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 12:17,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:53,
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Alright beep.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 23:19,
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waddup boi
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 10:36,
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Just had my first ever shit in Lithuania
Please subscribe to my blog
l
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 12:53,
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alt:
b
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:43,
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suscribe, subscrie etc
lol monster munzzz
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:53,
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Äftërnüün
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:26,
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Never had you down as a metalhead.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:20,
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It's more my mum's scene but I have inherited an appreciation for big hair, power chords, squiggles and wiggles.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 17:58,
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Grüvy.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:38,
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Harry Potter on ITV again
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Planearm, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:51,
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Is that a euphemism for having your woman's period?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 20:31,
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BUTTOCK'S
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:15,
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I'm up the Forest drinking a negroni
brb etc
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:15,
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Fucking racist.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:27,
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brb, yeah.
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:57,
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b r buttocks
exceedingly shit crepes
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 17:26,
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BOSOM'S
adjective
(of a friend) close or intimate.
"the two girls had become bosom friends"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:49,
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I think I've seen that film
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:52,
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alright 'Deep Blue Something', you purveyor of the objectively worst pop lyrics of all time
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:10,
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currently in my head, "friend to the bosom" to the tune of "slave to the rhythm"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:22,
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oh I had that cornershop one in my head
but now it's all pulling up to her bumper, baby and whatnot
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:58,
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from the nipple to the bottle never satisfied
which seems a shame really
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:17,
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morning
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beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 18 Aug 2024, 8:47,
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NO
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 8:51,
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meh
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:25,
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duhh
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:28,
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Was awake 2-6am
This happens a lot :(
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:40,
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I am being woken between 5 and 6 every day
By a very noisy and attention seeking kitten.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:36,
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Get it a login, it'd fit right in on here
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:51,
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That seems like an easily solved problem...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 11:44,
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Bollocks.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:56,
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you would say that
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:25,
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Afternoon.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 12:01,
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goodnight
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 12:52,
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Fuck, what happened to Sunday?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 13:22,
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mapping error
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:00,
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