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Bollocks from 35,000 feet

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)
That'll do more damage than an elbow from the top rope.

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:36, archived)
I think Guy Garvey might disagree

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:53, archived)
definitely worth paying for inflight wifi for

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)
Isn't it

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
Extreme teabagging

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:22, archived)
Gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:33, archived)
twenty thousand bollocks under the sea

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)
alright Katie Melhua

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:12, archived)
this is the closest thing to bollocks i have ever been

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:18, archived)
You would say that

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)
bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

Trapped in the cockpit at forty thousand feet
The sky is the limit, but we supersede
The greed for the speed is, like, way beyond limits
I grab my parachute with, like, forks and spoons in it
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:12, archived)
35,000 feet of Bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:26, archived)
drop the dead bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)
Who's bollocks is it anyway?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)
only fools and bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)
Chevron

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)
Yes but how many feet?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
Still 35,000

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)
Bollocks 2: Electric Bollockoo

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)
Bollocks 3: The Klumps

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:00, archived)
Bollocks 2: The Revenge

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)
Pirates of the Perineum

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:25, archived)
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)
Bollocks 2: GUNTSMEG

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)
Scrotal Recall

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)
HA CHA CHA CHA

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)

bindun
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:25, archived)
Nice to see

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)
to see you bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)
Fucking hell!
It's Wednesday!

I have lots of mega painkillers and a licence to lounge about doing nowt for a couple of days, but since the surgery was on my groin, wanking is not permitted.

What can a poor man do?
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:08, archived)
Gas yourself?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:10, archived)
Semen Khaidenko

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Gasboon dioxide

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:47, archived)
Fuck you

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
Beepeedee

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:56, archived)
Cheers

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:58, archived)
eat glass?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:17, archived)
At least the thought of immenent death has shrunk my morning boner
Thanks!?
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:28, archived)
Man up, have a wank

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:46, archived)
Have two

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:47, archived)
Have wank up a man

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:48, archived)
Yeah, but it hurts when I tug

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:23, archived)
Danger wank

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:47, archived)
He’s the greatest

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:48, archived)
Wherever there is pornhub he'll be there

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
Baron Bareback

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:55, archived)
Penisfold

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:58, archived)
Three and a half hours
And I'm still giggling at this
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 11:24, archived)
UK's abandoned 3rd studio album

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)
Shove some cocoa down your cloaca

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:48, archived)
And shit out a Freddo

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
Just got double points at Costa, get in

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
Bollocks

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:58, archived)
-points +teamed

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:01, archived)
Standard.

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:04, archived)
owned by coca cola

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:05, archived)
Turtle power!

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:08, archived)

owned pwned
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:34, archived)
<s><s></s>

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:35, archived)
:(

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:04, archived)
Get off your tits on mega painkillers
and watch absurdly filthy porn.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:34, archived)
Clowns fucking in pigshit good enough for you?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:25, archived)
Clowns?
You freak.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 10:11, archived)
Tup, tup, tup

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:02, archived)
ALL the other tables

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
Could be very frustrating, given that an effect of opioids is to make you unable to cum.

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:45, archived)
Hey, how do you know what effect opioids have on me anyway?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)
Depends how much you shove down your japper

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
my dudes
Someone should make a meme of that
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)
I'm surprised nobody has said Wanky wanky wank wank yet

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:40, archived)
Settle in for Homes Under The Hammer
and A Place In The Sun
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:41, archived)
I bet more than a few of you lot have engaged in a bit of the old 'cocoa smuggling' from time to time.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoa_smuggling
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:38, archived)
you can't prove nothin, pig

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:41, archived)
(COCOBOD)

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:46, archived)
Cocoa prices are fixed and guaranteed in the two countries by their respective regulatory bodies, the Ivorian Coffee and Cocoa Board [fr] (CCC) and the Ghana Cocoa Board (COCOBOD).
(COCOBOD)
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:45, archived)
here comes cocobod

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 0:10, archived)
Cloaca smuggling?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:47, archived)
The cocoa is smuggled in the cloaca, yes.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:59, archived)
What's a cocoa-shunter?

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 0:27, archived)
My tits are lactating but I'm not pregnant
Where is that struck off doctor that posts here?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:41, archived)
Pics or GTFO

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:55, archived)
are you sure it's not pus?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:57, archived)
I might be a doctor, you might have a hormone imbalance

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:04, archived)
hold one in each hand, do they balance, that's the diagnostic technique i personally prefer

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:07, archived)
(COCOBOD)

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:46, archived)
Phwoar

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:04, archived)
Not a doctor but I’m 100% certain you have TITAIDS

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:51, archived)
how do you know you're not pregnant?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:45, archived)
I told him i wore a condom

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:14, archived)
you would say that

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:26, archived)
ribbed for his pleasure

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:44, archived)
Ewww

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 23:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8421674
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 22:48, archived)
good evening all
What's everyone having for tea?

Aside from special brew and spiders.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)
A massive plate of go fuck yourself

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:08, archived)
what wine pairs with that?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)
That is his house whine. Repetitive bland and pairs with nobody . A glass of dozer

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)
Harsh, but fair.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:39, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:12, archived)
Heroin, expensive but worth it

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:21, archived)
Smoke, sniff or spike?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:34, archived)
pessary

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:06, archived)
A penile one, I assume.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:26, archived)
tea lol

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:43, archived)


(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:23, archived)
^ lol

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)
Nothing
Because I went to the pub at lunchtime.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:16, archived)
have you stolen planearm's name again?
how?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:53, archived)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:25, archived)
Tree bark.
Straight off the tree.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:52, archived)
it's cruel

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)
Posting a picture? GET FUCKED
This messageboard is for tragic attention-seeking mental cases only. Go fuck yourself for pictures.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:09, archived)
Alright 'Islamic Fundamentalism'

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:16, archived)
Share ear law

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:25, archived)
Right, because there's not enough hands to go around

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:45, archived)
Bloody lefty

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)
Imagine being a glove shop owner and then the taliban get back in power, it would definitely hurt trade

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:56, archived)
Yeah but you could stuff the surplus stock with opium and ship it abroad

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:27, archived)
Not anymore. The heroin trade in Afghanistan has nearly died. The price of good smack is high as .

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:47, archived)
on the other hand

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:36, archived)
Not bad ta, u
I mean NO REAL NAMES PLS
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:56, archived)
Hey, I might be a tragic attention-seeking mental case, but at least I can’t draw.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
Five-time Olympian cyclist found dead in Las Vegas after choking on food, this is why health is pointless

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:45, archived)
must have been on the Maduro diet

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:28, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)
Semen Khaidenko

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)
BORROKU

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)
BOKKO

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:44, archived)
'Doktor' Jerry Mööre of the Katze Solution Trust

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:56, archived)
Jah! Led

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:18, archived)
OBAMU

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:08, archived)
RONALD DUMP

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:17, archived)
KARMA LA

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:22, archived)
Yeah

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
UVAVU

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:17, archived)
IRANIAN

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:45, archived)
at the pool hall

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:21, archived)
and the walls fell

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:45, archived)
DARMOKUN

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:53, archived)
JALADUN

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)
and his magic lamp

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:52, archived)
Bukkake

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)
Bless you

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)
яйца

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:20, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:44, archived)

Поскольку программное обеспечение для онлайн-перевода доступно бесплатно, вам тоже будет довольно легко сказать то же самое.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:51, archived)
Hitler thread tbh

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

Hitler was very kind to animals and a supporter of environmentalism and species protection.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:36, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:37, archived)

Morning beeps.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:37, archived)

Hitler aka David Achtungborough.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:37, archived)
Steve Backschnell

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:42, archived)

David Bel(sen)lamy.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:48, archived)
Jerry Nutkins

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:19, archived)

Also vg.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)
Klaus Barbellamy

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:23, archived)
Chris Packhamintotheconcentrationcamps

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:16, archived)

Vg.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)
Steve Erwin

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:26, archived)
I think his other political acts kind of eclipse that part of his personality

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:04, archived)

I don't know Sticklebricks, he's trying his hardest, what does he have to do before you forgive and forget?
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)
shoot himself in the head?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:53, archived)
very selective species protection tho

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:10, archived)

True, he was a little scamp. Nice to dogs though.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:43, archived)
Let's play a game.
I say a word, and then someone else can reply to this post with a word that's somehow connected to it. Then someone else can reply to that with another connected word. It'll be a fun game! There's only one rule: none of the words can be Hitler.

Ok? Here's your word: Führer
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)
"ginger", lolololol!!!!!11

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:28, archived)
Sorry, you broke the unwritten rules. You lose.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:46, archived)
To be fair it was a shit game anyway. I think we both lost.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:47, archived)
Wanker

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:22, archived)
Too late, the game's over already. Mr. Tea ruined it.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:31, archived)
:(

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:51, archived)
Alright
Just popping over to California, anyone want anything while I'm there? You can say Hitler but Hitler isn't going in my luggage.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 0:33, archived)
Hitler, then.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 0:39, archived)
hitler now

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 4:40, archived)
That's the name of my new band

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:56, archived)
Could you provide a list of available things?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 1:13, archived)
Hitler

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:56, archived)
Have a safe trip

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 1:17, archived)
Robert Maxwell's last words

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:56, archived)
Trump’s autograph

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:50, archived)
If I am ever in touching distance of that ridiculous tangerine bawbag there will be a fatality

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 5:57, archived)
SickRick, you mean

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:00, archived)
Fucking hell

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:34, archived)
get some help

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:47, archived)
I already employ a personal wanker

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:16, archived)
it's like having an extra pair of hands

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:14, archived)
Hitler.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:30, archived)
No, sorry. You, specifically, cannot say Hitler.

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:35, archived)
-cannot say +are literally

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:17, archived)
Don't flunk math

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 6:46, archived)
Too late

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:05, archived)
You're grounded

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
Fuck

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:17, archived)
You aced prom!

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:14, archived)
Can I say Mussolini, just to shake things up a bit?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 7:41, archived)
Alright

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:16, archived)
Black tortilla chips
pleeeeeease
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:45, archived)
*BRB KLAXON*

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:47, archived)
OVERRULED!

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:52, archived)
Did you threaten to overrule him?

(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)
I mean, you can make your own with charcoal
and duck fat tenina.com/recipes/black-tortilla-chips but I'm very partial to the ones from California.
(, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 9:17, archived)
testing something

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)
oh that's quite a thing
You can ignore yourself and it means you can post a thread or reply but you can't see it, so you'd never know if someone else replied.
It's like the opposite of social media.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:14, archived)
the ultimate antisocial media experience

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:14, archived)
So you can't see this

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:23, archived)
what?

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:23, archived)
I unignored myself
in order to reply to myself
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:48, archived)
I went to Tokyo Diner with my boss
Vg especially for the price/location eh
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:49, archived)
i also love chinese food

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:14, archived)
or, as the chinese call it
food
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:25, archived)
what do the japanese call it?

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:28, archived)
chinese food presumably

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)
i'll need to check my notes
won't be a minute
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:35, archived)
Only if they're speaking English at the time.
If they're speaking Japanese they provably say whatever "Chinese food" is in Japanese.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:02, archived)
well yeah, obvs

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:13, archived)
Great ain't it. Proper Japanese diner. I love the katsu .

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:28, archived)

-k -u +c
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 23:22, archived)
Who said that?

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:36, archived)
I'M BLIND!

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:43, archived)
He canne see man!

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:53, archived)
i can't see for looking!

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:11, archived)
Soz I can't read this, I have me on ignore

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:51, archived)
who are you?
i'm on ignore 3.0
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 20:12, archived)
piss off

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:42, archived)
Can confirm.

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:42, archived)
did it work?

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:06, archived)
No

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:19, archived)
shite

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 23:17, archived)
You can get paid for that

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:16, archived)
Me
too
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8421564
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 22:13, archived)
fuck off brb

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:23, archived)
if only

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:46, archived)
why can't he do the honorable thing and 2.0 himself to death

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:47, archived)
turns out
even if he did, he could still post his bullshit on here
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:14, archived)
oh. brilliant.

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:23, archived)
KNOBCHEDDAR

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:05, archived)
Cheese

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)
I just pinged my back doing a job I do every day
and now I am in fucking agony.

Just putting a slightly heavy box on a table is what done it. Lifting it was no problem. Carrying it was no problem. Setting it down, agonising torture. WTFF.

Alt: how have you grown terribly old recently?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8421211
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)
lol
blow job
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:24, archived)
Actual snort lol spaz nose mess

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 21:03, archived)
By ageing

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:39, archived)
I'd cut down on that if I were you.
That shit's a killer.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 18:55, archived)
Steady on m8, brb hates agiens

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:42, archived)
PISS THEN SHIT IN MY ASS

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:02, archived)
Why? That would only make you about 5% less rubbish by volume.

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)
Faecal transplant innit

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:35, archived)
Faec/Off
starring Bum Travolta and Knickerless Cage
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:04, archived)
directed by John Poo

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:09, archived)
Trading Faeces

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)
Stop or my bum will poop

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:20, archived)
Life of Poo

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:23, archived)
Bum Pooed over the Kak Whore's Chest

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)
The Shiteing

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)
The Fart and the Flatuous

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)
Crappy Feet

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:29, archived)
shIT

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)
Nuns with the runs

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:40, archived)
Catch Me On The Can

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:46, archived)
Mary Ploppins

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:58, archived)
Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:58, archived)
Shitty Titty Gang Bang

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)
Arse Wars: Rectum of the Jedi

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:25, archived)
nobody likes a show off

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
This is disgusting
Consider yourself reported
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:33, archived)
-r +d

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:36, archived)
Unfortunately they have b3ta in other countries now too.
It's a whole international shitshow.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
to pluto

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:18, archived)
Straight outta East Ham, a crazy muthafucka named Queef Rude
From the gang called brb's attitudes


hiya arsehole's
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)
Hello
I am indulging my sudden mushroom craving. Peanut oil is perfect for cooking them in.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:06, archived)
<s> t </s> s

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:09, archived)
Oil your own peanus

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:31, archived)
where would be the fun in oiling and cooking my own peanus?

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:56, archived)
alright 'Armin Miewes'

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:34, archived)
You'll never know until you try

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 15:41, archived)
<s> mutha </s> nan

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:08, archived)
fo shizzle, or something
Think I might be a bit drunk
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:13, archived)
You plankton.

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)
morning

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 6:42, archived)
Does it have to be?

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 7:48, archived)
alright

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 8:24, archived)
Morning

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:01, archived)
Morning

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:42, archived)
Fucking ouch
we got carried away yesterday and now I have a hangover. May have to have a leedl bit of a lie down.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:52, archived)
Hot shower, iced coffee and a couple of ibuprofen
That should do the trick
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 12:05, archived)
A brisk wank does wonders too, in my experience.

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:00, archived)
Well, if you're offering...

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)

experience face
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:42, archived)

I'm in the same horribly hungover boat.

Toast and soup and cheese and a selection of fine meats from around the world will fix me.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 12:17, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 14:53, archived)

Alright beep.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 23:19, archived)
waddup boi

(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 10:36, archived)
Just had my first ever shit in Lithuania
Please subscribe to my blog

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(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 12:53, archived)
alt:
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(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:43, archived)
suscribe, subscrie etc
lol monster munzzz
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 13:53, archived)
Äftërnüün

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:26, archived)
Never had you down as a metalhead.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:20, archived)
It's more my mum's scene but I have inherited an appreciation for big hair, power chords, squiggles and wiggles.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 17:58, archived)
Grüvy.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:38, archived)
Harry Potter on ITV again

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:51, archived)
Is that a euphemism for having your woman's period?

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)
BUTTOCK'S

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
I'm up the Forest drinking a negroni
brb etc
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
Fucking racist.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:27, archived)
brb, yeah.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)
b r buttocks
exceedingly shit crepes
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
BOSOM'S
adjective
(of a friend) close or intimate.
"the two girls had become bosom friends"
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:49, archived)
I think I've seen that film

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)
alright 'Deep Blue Something', you purveyor of the objectively worst pop lyrics of all time

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:10, archived)
currently in my head, "friend to the bosom" to the tune of "slave to the rhythm"

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)
oh I had that cornershop one in my head
but now it's all pulling up to her bumper, baby and whatnot
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 18:58, archived)
from the nipple to the bottle never satisfied
which seems a shame really
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:17, archived)
morning

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 8:47, archived)
NO

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 8:51, archived)
meh

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:25, archived)
duhh

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:28, archived)
Was awake 2-6am
This happens a lot :(
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:40, archived)
I am being woken between 5 and 6 every day
By a very noisy and attention seeking kitten.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:36, archived)
Get it a login, it'd fit right in on here

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:51, archived)
That seems like an easily solved problem...

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 11:44, archived)
Bollocks.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:56, archived)
you would say that

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:25, archived)
Afternoon.

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 12:01, archived)
goodnight

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)
Fuck, what happened to Sunday?

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 13:22, archived)
mapping error

(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:00, archived)

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