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undercooked my pizza didn't heat the steel up for long enough had to take it out heat the oven properly
add more cheese and put it back for a few more minutes. it's ok. off to wales in the morning, boyos
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:59, archived)
because of the pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 22:08, archived)
I don't think they have pizza in Wales

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 22:31, archived)
Leek and anchovy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 22:41, archived)
just lying next to each other, bereft of base, bereft tomato
- like a nouvelle cuisine deconstruction
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 23:01, archived)
They make one without tomato using bread instead of pizza dough but it's a BIT RARE

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 23:37, archived)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 23:23, archived)
I don't think they have jezza in Wales

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 23:25, archived)
I miss anthonyb3ta90210
i.ibb.co/DgKr98mD/Screenshot-20251026-155826-Facebook.jpg
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Oct 2025, 16:01, archived)
Sorry for FB
not sorry
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Oct 2025, 16:08, archived)
We all do, m8
He was the best of us all (apart from drimble and glued eel obv)
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 16:09, archived)
90nz0, 4 evar in are hart's

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Oct 2025, 16:35, archived)
i sea what you did thier

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:26, archived)
He's not gone, he's just invisible

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 18:58, archived)
Found out today that my favourite teacher is a wifebeater.
LOL
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 19:20, archived)
better than being a pedo I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 19:30, archived)
Be right back, gonna ask the pedo experts on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 19:36, archived)
His wife is 9

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 19:37, archived)
He's not actually a teacher, he just disguises himself as a school.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 19:42, archived)
Nothing in section 28 to say there's anything wrong with that, just as long as she's not a man.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:07, archived)
+a
+but is also 9
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:50, archived)
My favourite teachers are probably mostly dead by now.
lold
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:05, archived)
alright Nicky Campbell, wishful thinking there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:08, archived)
i don't
hth
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 20:41, archived)
I sometimes wonder if he still sounds like Barnaby Bear

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 20:43, archived)
my name is anthonyb3ta90210 and i live in Springfield. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to Shelbyville. i went to Shelbyville. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 20:54, archived)
checks out

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:56, archived)
Looking forward to November 10th when we shall be wishing Anthonyb3ta70100 a happy birthday on November 10th which is his birthday.
This November 10th have a very happy birthday, anthonyb3ta70100, on November 10th which is your birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 21:12, archived)
awww yesssss I got a pumpkin!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:39, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:39, archived)
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(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:39, archived)
some people just want to see the world burn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 14:08, archived)
it's OK I don't mind being set fire to

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:40, archived)
at my age you're just grateful for the warmth, to be quite honest with you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:42, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)
:)))))

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8314162
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:47, archived)
!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 14:09, archived)
yeah OK but I said it better

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:58, archived)
Use it wisely vladimir
Not like my stupid wife who usually hands our kids biros to scribble on the pumpkins and then expects me to carve out the resulting mess.

Thankfully we're abroad for this Halloween so we can skip that and just move straight on to the kids ruining the Christmas tree by putting all of the nice decorations on the lower branches on one side and then insisting that we hang their shitty home made ones at the top of the tree
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 14:13, archived)
Family life's great eh

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 16:59, archived)
2 Can Chunder we're all here for you and love you very much just as you are

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:43, archived)

p bl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 15:51, archived)
LOL
pump 💨
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Oct 2025, 15:55, archived)
yesssss \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 17:42, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 3:54, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 4:01, archived)
But is it though?
They say time itself has changed overnight, and now I'm having an existential crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 7:12, archived)
Sorry, no, not that -
What I actually meant was Thank fuck we're back on solar time again.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 7:13, archived)
As opposed to lunar time, or what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Oct 2025, 7:40, archived)
Hammer time

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)
alright Peter Sutcliffe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 11:03, archived)
Bullshit Summer Time

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 10:48, archived)
Chico time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:06, archived)
4:20 allthetime

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:11, archived)
working this morning
had a relaxed breakfast, got ready, left on time
and then immediately panicked when I looked at the dashboard clock
fucking wank twats
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 9:10, archived)
LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 9:40, archived)
Urghhhh. Totally overcooked it last night
Am remorse
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 11:54, archived)
I'm trying to cycle away a rotten hangover
I feel you bro
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 12:11, archived)
Dick Cadaverne

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 21:59, archived)
Don't forget to put your cocks back!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 22:01, archived)
cock it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:32, archived)
June Stophart

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:53, archived)
Lossie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:56, archived)
Loss In Space

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:57, archived)
time travelling cunt here

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:33, archived)
^ Won't Robinson

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:45, archived)
^ Dr. Wachary Smith

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:47, archived)
100 years old, but
Pretty good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:31, archived)
I didn't know about the cricket

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 1:49, archived)
Not in America, no
It's a grasshopper
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 7:26, archived)
like in kung fu, got it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:10, archived)
sorry no idea

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 9:10, archived)
I think he's saying he likes dead men's cocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)
don't we all

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)
Hi gunt's
Bored at work, going to the Mayflower in Rotherhithe after. Might soil a seal.

U
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:30, archived)
watching youtube, feeding my semi-tame crows, drinking beer and organising myself for working in wales next week
might spitroast a sasquatch
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:33, archived)
Why must you lie online?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:34, archived)
well technically it's guinness.
so that's a stout
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)
or, it's guinness
so technically that's a stout
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
or whatever
go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
also ioo'm looking at this, does anyone know of a reason notr to buy it?
www.harrisontelescopes.co.uk/acatalog/skywatcher-explorer-250pds-eq6-pro-telescope.html
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:56, archived)
"The Synscan handset depicted in the product photo is an optional accessory and not included."
Sounds well sus m8
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:10, archived)

yeah but you don't need it you can use your phone to aim it at things you want to eyeball. probably use stellarium as i'm a premium member don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:13, archived)
You are a premium member, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:14, archived)
i no m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)

optio a
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Oct 2025, 17:27, archived)
I was interested in this so I did some research, apparently if you look in the wrong end everything is tiny, it's well lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 16:28, archived)
3 weeks til my new job starts
I really want to mentally check out at my current place but have to train my replacements and update staff manuals and shit. It's pretty smeg
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
Make sure you leave a freshly-laid turd in a jiffy bag labeled "Disaster Recovery Plan"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)
I've already manhandled more than enough of my logs l8ley
Might give that a miss
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:41, archived)
If you can't beat 'em, jenkum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:45, archived)
Protesting at a hotel because I’ve failed in life and blame brown people for my poor decisions

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:39, archived)
nice 1

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)
See you there m8!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:51, archived)
Don’t forget your flag

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:53, archived)
probably a flag of convenience

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:17, archived)
alright /links

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:52, archived)
Just been given a huge tumbler of Bollinger
Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

l we
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:52, archived)
Ha, took me a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:53, archived)
BOWEL

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:05, archived)
tumbweer actually
lol monster munch
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:09, archived)
oh fuck i feel really silly now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)
Might whip me old knobber out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 17:28, archived)

I know someone who got barred from a local karaoke night for doing a Gary Glitter tribute routine. He might have been alright if he'd just sung one of his songs.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:17, archived)
50th today, fancy a nice fillet steak, going to try and find a nice restaurant in Desanzano.
Wife booked us a surprise weekend away, she's far too nice for me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:54, archived)
Many happy returns

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:56, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 19:03, archived)
Have a good one pal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 21:58, archived)
Happy birthday
Lold
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 22:01, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 0:19, archived)
Just got back from mum and dad's
Had to take some strapless dresses for mum, because she can't put a top on. Did their laundry, dishes, hoovering and mopping, paid their bills, got them a bit of shopping, made sure they had something to eat and made endless cups of tea. Might queef up a quokka.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 19:09, archived)
Well done you
I'm avoiding topless mum jokes for purposes of taste
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 22:02, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 6:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 6:53, archived)
Morning, bukk cake Saturday
ridecake.com/en-US/p/bukk
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 7:00, archived)
shitballs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 8:18, archived)
morning

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 8:29, archived)
Alright, Gavin Plumb

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 8:44, archived)
That guy had a great plan
I wish he had been successful
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 8:45, archived)
TBF we've all planned to abduct and rape a TV presenter

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:20, archived)
Mine was Matthew Corbett

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:53, archived)
Mine was Matthew Kelly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:09, archived)
mine was matthew amboweliwala

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:34, archived)
Mine was, and still is, Christopher Lilicrap

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:11, archived)
-Lilicrap +Biggins

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:23, archived)
-iggin +owel

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:35, archived)
Blimey, there's a name from the past

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)
OK

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:56, archived)
Heat

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:05, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:11, archived)
Rich.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:14, archived)
Chris.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:23, archived)
hows things?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:27, archived)
Good mate cheers
House on the market looking to move northwards to Lincolncestershire or thereabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:34, archived)
Nice
as a housey kinda chap any recommendations for summat grant nelson-y? I like playing tracks like spellbound as a calm down ting, looking around for other stuff along those lines
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:39, archived)
I don't play much house nowadays
but you'll probably find something you like in traxsource jackin chart www.traxsource.com/genre/15/jackin-house
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:52, archived)
ok cheers yeah I know traxsource
whats your genre nowadays then?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:53, archived)
Been collecting soul and rare groove again
need deep pockets for some stuff nowadays but that's mainly 45s, I concentrate on LPs
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)
fair do's, you still dj'ing?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:01, archived)
Very occasionally
I go to many more parties than I play at now
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:03, archived)
heh same, we got old, who knew that would happen?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:04, archived)
Indeed :D

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:05, archived)
you're not that old you cunt i can't even be bothered to leave the house unless i'm at work
fuck going to parties. you kids do as you like keeping me up all night with your bangra music i've told you before i'm calling the police
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)
I just sold all my records that were left. Got 600 quid all in.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:01, archived)
I sold most of my hardcore and jungle etc
a few years back made a fair bit then bought more records with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:05, archived)
I couldn't sell the early breakbeat stuff
I know I'll watch the value piss away to nothing, and I hardly ever play them, but I'm keeping them
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:11, archived)
Many tunes of that era are still going up and up

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:19, archived)
honestly I wouldn't sell, the records mean too much to me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:20, archived)
Fair play mate
like me I wouldn't sell any of my Electro
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:21, archived)
heh yeah I've still got all them

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:23, archived)
I remember going through some of yours

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:25, archived)
we got soooooooooo drunk still remember v little from that night

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:26, archived)
yep we certainly had a few

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:45, archived)
was that before I moved to spain? gotta be 20+ years ago

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:50, archived)
Yes pretty sure it was 2005

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:06, archived)
yeah I moved over there 2008
blimey we've known each other a long time
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:11, archived)
Yes Sir
a lot has changed round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:15, archived)
Ok are you still a bloke who likes dance music?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:17, archived)
I think so!
btw I think it was 2008... b3ta.com/talk/4608230
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:19, archived)
blimey just before I moved

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)
i was listening to and talking to you lot on BucketOfBad in 2008
i was living in Tarifa, Spain at the time. It was good. The music, i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:25, archived)
nobody cares you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:27, archived)
no need to be rude m8
spain is fucking great eh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:33, archived)
Hardcore and jungle is so niche I didn't get much for that. Fucking oasis albums etc. fucking loads, what the kids want innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:14, archived)
I had a fair few from bitd
played a lot of hardcore in the club I was resident at
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:20, archived)
You can buy my lincolnshire house if you want
3 bed detached in a lovely market town
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:08, archived)
nah we know what you've done there

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)
no one pressed charges
what's the problem?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)
Need to sell this place first

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 12:36, archived)
Somebody turned the icons on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:17, archived)
Hullo m8
How's the big Asia mission coming along
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:32, archived)
Currently stalled as my brother wants to buy a flat . Throwing me back a few months. So probably early next year now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:40, archived)
Hoping to make it to Japan next year

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:48, archived)
I had a look at going over there, proper pricey
gave up and went to brighton instead
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:50, archived)
I liked it, that was 23 years ago. I doubt much has changed knowing them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:51, archived)
ARSEWATER

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:32, archived)
Siri, find and kill Smegg Wallace

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 10:58, archived)
"I heard ‘turn on the bedroom lights’, was that correct?"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:26, archived)
i'm siri, dave. i'm afraid i can't do that.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 16:01, archived)
Open the poo bay doors HAL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 16:34, archived)
If drinking alcohol damages your short term memory, just think what drinking alcohol can do.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:52, archived)
pretty sure it makes my knob bigger

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 11:54, archived)
Does it tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 21:22, archived)

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