morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 6:31, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 8:45, Reply)

Bollocks from Basel yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 9:13, Reply)

^ faulty tourist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 10:04, Reply)

Morning flakes

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 9:29, Reply)

Yes it is.
Is it a good morning?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 10:03, Reply)

Bollocks from France

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:56, Reply)

Burnt my neck etc

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:57, Reply)

Steam bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)

You ain't nothin but a steam bum
A scalding all the time
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)

You ain't never caught a rabbit, unsurprisingly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:06, Reply)

is you is or is you ain't my rabbi?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:04, Reply)

Foreskin?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

wasn't counting

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:08, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)

AND I DID

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)

FROM FRANCE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)

sacre bleullocks!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)

In a tosseur sauce

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:01, Reply)

Les Bes Ges

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

ingredients: butter, garlic, butter, garlic, butter, les ballons bleu, parsley

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:34, Reply)

Ours Barnabé

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)

You can fucking keep him, cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)

When it's spring again, I'll bring again+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:50, Reply)

Get fucked
In other news is it possible to have a “slight” heart attack for about 3 days and then the pain in your chest and arm and the pins and needles and numbness just stop?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Fuck off you rétarde

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:15, Reply)

It's only when posts like this show up on the popular page
that I remember that trans-obsessed coke-ravaged fucking stupid fucking cunt pederast exists. It pains me to say that ignore2.0 isn't completely shit, it has its uses.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)

^hoisted with his own retard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:32, Reply)

yes it's possible. certainly if you die because of it.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)

sudden symptom cessation syndrome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:38, Reply)

Oui Oui
LOL
Wee Wee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:19, Reply)

BUMMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)

STEAM BUMMING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:47, Reply)

SILENT BUMMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:53, Reply)

BLADE BUMMER

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)

COOL BUMMINGS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:18, Reply)

GHOST BUMMERS

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)

LOGAN'S BUM

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

FORREST BUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST BUMMER

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)

THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A BUM BUT CAME DOWN A BUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I love the soundtrack to that: BUM BA BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BA BUM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BUMS OF STEAM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:50, Reply)

STEAM AMERICA: BUM POLICE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:39, Reply)

The Bum, The Bum, His Bum and Her Bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:57, Reply)

Bum After Reading

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

The Nutty Professor 2: The Bums

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:13, Reply)

Des connories

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:41, Reply)

Le Fesse-Vapeur

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:26, Reply)

Morning
- at last, our time is here!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 7:41, Reply)

Suck my balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 8:30, Reply)

PISSFLAPS

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:01, Reply)

no
- I have them on ignore
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

edible genitals

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:07, Reply)

all genitals are edible if you think about it

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

Robocock
Undigestable
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:19, Reply)

underneath edible underpants... just like, chew in and keep going

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:42, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)

yes!
Bright sunshine and frost - I'm feeling far too positive for this cess pit of misanthropy.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)

Wotcha
Stood on the train platform and the train doors perfectly aligned with my position... best day ever
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:52, Reply)

alright Gwyneth, you'll die in this timeline though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)

😭
Which timeline don't I die in?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)

The one in which your scientific experiments with Goop result in you discovering the secret of eternal life.
So, none of them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)

FML

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)

Steam bum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:45, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

Tiocfaidh ár lá, or something

( .Yeti., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)

Hullo bottomist's
Just sustained yet another workplace injury ffs. Steam burn from a giant vat of salt beef today. I think I might be too stupid for this job.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

+Too stupid for this job
Too stupid by fob
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

*sympathetic belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:17, Reply)

You've got to risk it for the brisket.

( .Yeti., Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:18, Reply)

Tom Stopped

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Tomb Stoppard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Tom Stoppedheart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:31, Reply)

He was born a Czech, and he was dead when I checked, coincidence?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:26, Reply)

Tom Czeched Out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

Time to watch Brazil again
- it's the only piece of media I have that's even remotely connected, and it's a good enough excuse.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

or, or, right, is it possible that it's an unsafe workplace?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)

It's only unsafe if you're a fucking idiot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:36, Reply)

No one should have to steam their bum m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

Depends on whether all of Queef's colleagues are suffering accidents at the same rate
or if he's just a massive flailing spazmo.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)

not necessarily mutually exclusive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:17, Reply)

I suppose can't discount the possibility that this business exclusively employs MFS's.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:24, Reply)

That's quite the self own

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:56, Reply)

I'm sure you're right but I can't work out how

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:08, Reply)

You've owned half of yourself half as well as you should like,
and less than half of yourself half as well as you deserve.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 22:49, Reply)

I was going to ask about this but it's too late, it's all steam bum here now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

I mean, at least I haven't got steam bum from a giant vat of salt beef

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:09, Reply)

for this job
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:19, Reply)

i've injured myself at work so many times now man
you'll be fine
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:46, Reply)

I just apologised to my ex
The stupid part is that I only did it because I'm missing the sex. Trust me, you don't have the monopoly on stupid.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:55, Reply)

Tom sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Nov 2025, 23:02, Reply)

I dunno why you are bothering. Your 50 off. You e tried, sack it off

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 0:11, Reply)

Good afternoon fellow humans
Alt: arses
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 12:28, Reply)

Hello fellow human
What human activities are you doing today?
( SpoonMeiser, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

I am painting one of my lounge walls

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

If you really want to fit in with your fellow humans, you'll paint them all

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

There can be only one

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 16:44, Reply)

i'm doing a poo out of my bum

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:02, Reply)

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in a bossa nova club

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)

pretty sure i'd get kicked out of anywhere for that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)

not out of the shitter, surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

How dare you use that pronoun
I wish to be referred to as an Elizabethan trinket case
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)

I identify as an attack helicopter lol
one for brb there, he loves that one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

i believe i can fly
spread my rotors out and touch the sky
i think about it every night and day
brb is a retarded gay
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:35, Reply)

It's the right wing joke!
It must have been weeks since I saw brb complain about it last.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Is that spackfuck still posting?
I got naughty stepped for claiming he raped children...

Whoops, see you lot next week
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

you mean he doesn't?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)

Not been banhammered yet
So maybe
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:18, Reply)

It's clever, but it does leave one open to the obvious riposte, "fuck off"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)

You don't know what a pronoun is, I see

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)

a very experienced name of a person, place, or thing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:40, Reply)

like brb's botty plug?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:02, Reply)

Anii

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)

I'm posting here in defiance of my normally conservative demeanor, hello

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

H'i

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)

morn
ing
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 7:57, Reply)

Hi
ya
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:04, Reply)

ouch you ka ra te chopped me

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:07, Reply)

Buongiorno

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:54, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)

ning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:03, Reply)

nong

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)

nanny

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 11:33, Reply)

gninrom

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)