B3ta newsletter 831, out now
"To be viewed with your chrome://flags flown at half mast"
This Week:
* VIDEO - Liz Truss being stupid
* CHALLENGE - Welcome our new King via Photoshop
* GO ON OPEN IT - For the best of Fesshole bit
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B3ta newsletter 830, out now
"Radioactivity - discovered by Mariah Carey"
This Week:
* ANNOUNCEMENT - first CRISP SANDWICH DAY ever
* QUIZ - Tory or not
* CHALLENGE - some 1970s internet results
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B3ta newsletter 829, out now
"Everyone who opens this email will have opened at least one email today"
This Week:
* INTERACTIVE - Monkeon makes a swear box
* ANNOUNCEMENT - Fess(tive) Hole Christmas event
* WEEBL - Victorious in battle with Quorn
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B3ta newsletter 828, out now
"Fuck a pig it's an internet newsletter, you lucky shits"
This Week:
* AMBIENT SCOTTISH RAIL - listen whilst you "work"
* FESSHOLE, BEST OF - nearly caught up on June
* CHALLENGE - Kids' TV Multiverse Swap Shop
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B3ta newsletter 827, out now
"BREAKING: The oldest person to have possibly gone on a Club 18-30 holiday would now be 84"
This Week:
* THE KUBRICK TIMES - '2001' News created with AI
* PROJECT - Blue Plaques for less important stuff
* CHALLENGE - Books into computer games
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B3ta newsletter 826, out now
"WHY DID LIZ TRUSS CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T"
This Week:
* SONG - No Teddy Today
* FESSHOLE - Best of May 2022
* BILLY IDOL - Without the music
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B3ta newsletter 825, out now
"HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PIG? THEN PLEASE UNSUB, NO PIG-FUCKERS WANTED"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Might as well do the Tory leadership race
* AI NOW EXPLAINS CODE - finally something useful
* GAME(ISH) - Can you predict tossers?
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B3ta newsletter 823, out now
"If you open this newsletter you will win the lottery of rubbish links"
This Week:
* SHED OF THE YEAR - vote now on this important issue
* READ THIS - Man visits Paul McCartney's house
* NEW CHALLENGE - Pop stars on holiday
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B3ta newsletter 822, out now
"MR BLOBBY'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER DEMANDS YOUR EYEBALLS"
This Week:
* FRANKIE SAY - "Play this web interactive"
* WEEBL & BOB - Twenty years old, fuck me
* HOW TO - Win at Penga
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B3ta newsletter 821, out now
"B3ta newsletter wins no confidence vote by narrow margin against crusty wank sock"
This Week:
* PENGA - It's Penguin Jenga from Matt Round
* LOCAL PAPERS - rounded up by Scary Duck
* RATHERGOOD - Veitch gets the Netflix deal he wanted
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B3ta newsletter 820, out now
"MERRY KUNTMAS YOUR MA'AM"
This Week:
* KUNT CHART PLACEMENT - well yeah
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Jubilee-tastic
* INVISIBLE PHOTO OF HAM - with every purchase
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B3ta newsletter 819, out now
"HELP GET 'PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY N****' INTO THE CHARTS FOR THE ROYAL JUBILEE"
This Week:
* KUNT RELEASES SONG - with official B3ta remix
* EMF CAMP - your editor is doing a talk
* AND OF COURSE - the best of Fesshole
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B3ta newsletter 818, out now
"B3ta offers to resign if fined by the police for promoting poorly optimised gifs"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - musicians in art
* OBSCENE ACRONYMS - hiding in academic papers
* KUNT'S ASSAULT ON CHARTS - video out now
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B3ta newsletter 817, out now
"IT'S LIKE THE RADIO TIMES BUT FOR UNFUNNY WEBSITES"
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the pop video thingie
* LAST CHANCE - For Fesshole LIVE tickets
* CONTRIBUTE - to the Festival Of Brexit
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B3ta newsletter 816, out now
"ELON MUSK BUYS B3TA FOR TWENTY BENSON & HEDGES AND SOME TOFFOS"
This Week:
* TOY - Dom Joly replaced with Javascript
* ANNOUNCEMENT - Kunt in Jubilee chart attack
* CHALLENGE - Oh sod it, might as well do Musk
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B3ta newsletter 815, out now
"Reading this newsletter will make your genitals grow 10 inches"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE BOOK ANNOUCEMENT - consider it 'announced'
* MATT ROUND MAKES 'ROUND' GAME - and explains 'how'
* B3TAN'S PENIS - as seen from Space
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Pre-order the Fesshole book - in the shops for Christmas. Do please pre-order it if you like b3ta bullshit, coz any sales now will encourage bookshops to stock it come Xmas. Thanks!
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B3ta newsletter 814, out now
"Is Boy George a grammar nazi? Nah he's a comma comma comma comma comma comedian"
This Week:
* NICHE MUSEUMS - finally on tweets
* PARK BENCHES - created by shit AI
* TICKETS FOR FESSHOLE2 - now on sale
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B3TA ISSUE 813: WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
This Week:
* PODCAST - Rule Of Three, unofficial sequel
* FESSHOLE SHOW - This Saturday, oh God
* STEVE JOBS NECROMANCY - his spirit made flesh
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B3ta newsletter 812, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT PROMISES YOU NO FUN EVERY APRIL FOOLS"
This Week:
* KLF MOVIE NEWS - Out Monday you lucky people
* FESSHOLE CONFESSIONS - yes, the bit you scroll to
* BBC THREE SHOW GENERATOR - back from 2009!
https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue812/
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Thanks to UpShot for buying their THIRD month of advertising in the b3ta newsletter, after a couple of months last year. They're looking to up the subscriptions to their spots newsletter, so sub if that's your thing. And everyone else - if you want to help encourage us to get the newsletter out on time, buying ads really does motivate us.
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B3ta newsletter 811, out now
"ISSUE 811 OF PRINCESS DIANA'S FAVOURITE NEWSLETTER, PROBABLY, HAD SHE LIVED"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Books that don't exist
* INTRODUCING... The 'Gowl' Detector
* BRITPOP - Relive the Oasis vs Blur battle
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B3ta newsletter 810, out now
"PEOPLE WHO OPEN NEWSLETTERS LIVE LONGER AND HAVE REGULAR SEX"
This Week:
* SALAD FINGERS - Back like Rick Asley
* VIDEO - Kids visit Karl Marx
* MUSIC - Gothic Rock Chipmunk Album
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B3ta newsletter 809, out now!
"SANCTIONS BITE AS TORIES ASK SPOTIFY TO BLOCK RASPUTIN BY BONEY M"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Yeah it's time to potatoswap Putin
* FESSHOLE LIVE! Second show announced (tickets)
* INSPIRATION - Old cinema ads
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B3ta newsletter 808, out now
"Opening this issue almost certainly guarantees that you're not dead yet - try it"
This Week:
* STUFF - Things you might want to look at
* NONSENSE - Things you might want to see
* MORE NONSENSE - and much more besides
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Well we've banned traffic from Russia on b3ta.com - if Putin wants back his ability to post bad photoshops of cats he has to withdraw from the Ukraine NOW. And that's him told.
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B3ta newsletter 807, out now
"Best viewed on Internet Explorer 6"
This Week:
* STUFF - There is stuff in this newsletter
* THINGS - And definitely some things
* JOKES - Nope, none of these
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B3ta newsletter 806, out now
"HERE'S THE RESULTS OF YOUR BUM TEST: IT'S BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID"
This Week:
* VIDEO - Moby/Goat crossover
* CHALLENGE - B3ta puzzles
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Davros vs Hawking
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B3ta newsletter 805, out now
"What do B3ta and Boris Johnson have in common? They both seemed like a funny idea 20 years ago and now neither of them will f*** off"
This Week:
* ARTICLE - Can GPT-3 AI write comedy?
* ART PRINTS - Buy Dr Dunno's Beatles art
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Cursor Love Bunny
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B3ta newsletter 804, out now
"YOUR DOMINOS PIZZA ORDER HAS BEEN SHOVED UP THE DRIVER'S ARSE"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Buy tickets NOW!
* SHEEP - the return of the top b3tan animator
* BUFFY'S SWEARING KEYBOARD - now on iPhones
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