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Has anyone done this one yet?

CFB

I mean, it really does look like him on there, I've always thought so anyway...

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..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

No but it should be put in general circulation straght away!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

*prints*

*pays from room in fleapit hostel in london*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

hahahahah

fleas are extra

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

bah!

*prints more*

*complains that the two fat americans are hogging the TV*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

we call that a total eclipse her:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Hehehe that would be a great name for a hostel

The Fleapit:D

Also the lil git ran off before I could take a photo but one of the garden wood piggins was taking a bath and it looked so fat and fluffah I had to giggle:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

my folks have the two

fattest woodpigeons you have ever seen. Like chickens they are.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Yeah they're normally in pairs.

These are fat too they live of a diet of grain and left over croissants:P
Like Thor said; I find it hard not to look at them and think how tasty they'd be.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

I know man

I just look at them and think how i'd cook their tender, pink, fat breasts

Kind of like how i look at women.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

shoot him

then pan fry his breasts, with a nice green leaf salad, crutons and some balsamic dressing.

a crand lunch.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

or how about frying them up with some pancetta

serving with a sage infused red-wine jus on a bed of mash.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

You are a nine year-old girl.

AICMFP

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Only on weekends.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

Re-introducing

Mr Potadomohead!

:D
(pea from the wee small hours,
I thought you good people might like to see it.)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

I saw it this morning when I first switched on

Pea thread?

Click for Mr Whippy with 2 Flakes size (120KB)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

I always knew there was something odd about you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

That's a bit rich coming from you surely.

EDIT: PEA-THREAD

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Well I think he probably would have taken it in the spirit with which it was meant.

Toast's hardly an idiot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

*swift nerdy maths joke*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

I always knew there was something 2k+1 about you?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

it's the sine of an interesting person

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Cos you say so?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

yep, give me a sec to think up a pun...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

You'd better hurry up, I'm getting a tan out here.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

in the sunsinh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

That was awful.

You'll never integrate into normal society like that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

bollocks

I'm a smooth operator

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

You're a dx is what you are.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

hey

that's a bit on the heaviside

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

i'll tan your hide!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

this is no where near my limit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Huzzah!

You obviously got here early then.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

raots thread!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

ok PEAS!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hahah

Is that a small tube of lube or a massive arse plug?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

bit of both

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

pea thread indeed

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

that's not real!

everyone knows that it was originally a shark

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Gah. Foiled!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

PEA FREAD?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Yay!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

likes that :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Pea-thread tiem!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

well if its pearoasts:

hmmm... cfb isnt working... full size is in my profile if you can be botherd to click

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

*glees*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

this really is fucking great

:D

EDIT: And WHY was it not put on the FP?!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Where can I buy it?

I'd play

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

That's Good!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

oh, i do so love this

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Pearoast thread!!!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

I would say there will be a "special interest" website

devoted to theis very subject if you look hard enough.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

I was considering last night the possibility of there being a site

devoted to beards people have grown after they're dead.
deathbeard.com
I was however stoned for the first time in a couple of months.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

'goes to fetch spade'

...you grab the camera, see you in Highgate at 10pm

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

fithy pearoatsing cakebread!

I saw that earlier!
have a click now...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

yes we fucking seen it lastnight...and this morning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Is Pea-Roasting in new threads...

...acceptable now?

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Myeh myeh myeh myeh myeh...

...myeh myeh?

/wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

I hate to be a bore but

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

Thanks BHW.

This PR pushed my compo entry off the board. I don't want to come across as mardy but, it took me about an hour and a half to 'shop...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

I know how you feel...

I'm not a rules fascist, but really did get on the reposting bandwagon in last week's compo, when the peas were coming so thick and fast that anythibng actually new got about 10 minutes on the board before disappearing into the archive. It's also one of the few areas where the FAQ is quite clear and firm, so if we're going to get a bug up our collective wotnots about anything in the FAQ, it's this IMO.

*re-fluffs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

zoinks! rules!

do people really care that much. I mean, people are dying in Burma, people are starving in Africa, Tibet is oppressed...is this really that big a deal?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I think it is.

Whenever a n00b does something 'wrong' they get b*ll*cked by everybody.
Why should established boarders be allowed to get away with it? One rule for one?..

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

I got a bollocking!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8396059

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'm generally a law abiding citizen.

But ffs You gotta just go with it sometimes, as it is this post has inspired others to repost some of their work, a couple of which I've not seen before and are pretty amusing.
It's not as if I've really pissed anyone off (if I have then I appologise but aren't there more important things to worry about?) and the board is still moving along nicely.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

this bloke started a thread without a picture!

www.b3ta.com/board/8395654
I don't see him getting a bumming :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

Turned out good in the end

there were a lot of good reposts in this thread - and yours is good and all - although I did catch it earlier on.

I dunno - there's a lot of fuss made about the finer points of the FAQ, but for me if you're going to stick to any of it, this and NSFW are the biggies.

That's all - not having a go ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

agreed but it's not that baaaaaad

this place is about a good time, a laugh, and a bit of happy conversation. If the thread contains that, it is well worth it, no matter what started it.

moderation of nsfw stuff is the big one for me, but if I whine anymore than I have already I should get censored...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

mod edit - quit bitching and get on with teh fluffeh tiem

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

I will not be silenced

Mod edit: stfu or gtfo, your call

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

yeah but...

www.b3ta.com/board/8391842

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

Not a pea but not worth it's own thread

RPF, Just been cutting up peppers and this one seemed particularly happy to be involved...

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

DESTROY HIM!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

He is currently enjoying death by roasting..

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Happipeppa!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Lovely!

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Thinker, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

aww look how happy it is!!!

KILL IT, CUT IT, COOK IT AND EAT THE FUCKER!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Wowsers!

That's better than Jesus on toast.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

YAY

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band

I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

I got some Domo badges badges this week!

they are ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

I always wanted one of those as a kid.

Bloody advertising!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Dont worry

it was shit.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Noon all

It occurred to me this morning that in all my time at b3ta I have never, in fact, shopped a kitten.

Please accept this by way of compensation...

apologies for poor optimisation for such a short animation - it's still under 200k and there's only so much you can do with paint.net by way of optimising

EDIT in light of early responses I hereby declare this to be an EXPLODING KITTIN REPOST THREAD!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

BOOM, BOOM, SHAKE-SHAKE THE

PERSIAN FUCKER!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

woo

not enuf kittins these days

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

~~not enuf~~ too many

kittens should be shot on sight to prevent full blown cattyness

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

cats can be lovely

the mean majority give the fluffeh minority a bad name

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

shallow fried with plum sauce, yes, they are lovely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

don't eat carnivores; too much vitamin A

tough meat and an increased likelihood of parasites.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

also haram

you got told off for nazi-ing? how oddly hypocritical...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

hehe

yeah, twas a fair cop; Told someone not to pea in a new thread in capitals. I was rude but was also shocked that Rob chose to tell me off!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

haha

oh the irony.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

yay for killing kittens

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

hmmmmm

scrambled kitty brains!

yum!

and with that, im off to have some pasta for munches!

whats is b3ta eating?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

I'm not eating anyone

Having a quiet beer after a dindins of chips, applesald, chicken schnitzel, sausages and onion.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

sounds delightful!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

*buuuuuuuuuuurp*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

dextrose tablets

& ribena

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

with added chemicals

i hope

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Cheese sammidge nom nom

Breaktime over - tra lovlies

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

tra hunny

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

better than mine!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

hah

i like this too!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Haha!

Yay for blowing things up till they burst!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Good blowy action there

Good God...did I just say that aloud

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

"Pockets MP3 dictaphone"

formulates crap blackmail plan.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

if you're going to the trouble of blackmailing someone

try to get something more valuable than crap out of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I am setting up a manure and muckspreading business

Seemed a good way to cut the overheads.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Exploding kittens are the best activity for a friday

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yay!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Ha ha

That made me look twice

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Here's the one I was looking for.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

YES!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Hahaha!

I think the 'ping' makes this!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I recognise that kitteh!

www.b3ta.com/board/7827924

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..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Heh. ;)

I wonder if I was maybe subliminally inspirational, or perhaps we're both just sick fuckers.
www.b3ta.com/board/6739232

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

you know what

neither have I

I shall do this at some point

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

YAY!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Awesome!

I noticed that too a few weeks ago.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

That occured to me the other day, too.

So I did this:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

And the Dutch over reach themselves with a misguided jar of apricot.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha!

i love your stuff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Oh, I say,

the British entrant is clearly using a honey based support jar!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

i'd say mustard

ENGLISH mustard, not that yank crap

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

they couldn't do it with the budget - they'll never do it with jars

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

As long as it is heather honey

it is allowed

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

they're playing

by the Milne rules

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Yay

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

needs more chutney! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

This is the rule

by which I live my life.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

I liked this...

...so I clicked!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

But by 2012 we will have lost our current advantage in jam balancing proficiency

and no doubt will lose to the australians

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

This is because

There is not enough training at the grassroots level of the sport.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

I blame the government

and the parents
and the schools
and the lack of grassroots industry

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

And the collapse of common deceny

in my youth we could blance jam on your street corner with all your doors unlocked, The local bobbie would give us a clip round the ear and send us back to the mill, and we never complained.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Anyone for a fuck?

(StreetSpirit, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

ME!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

I'll meet you down the docks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

You bloody won't, if you don't want my pimpdaddy to have a word in your shell like

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

I'll be in disguise

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Are you more than meets the eye?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

bloody robot whores

and their lubed up boxes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Robot Whores?

Phillipa Forrester?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

There's nothing more devastating than a big chopper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

yes

*oils arse-hinge*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

remember not to wind your nuts too tightly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

I've got my own personal WD40 for such an event

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

only if you don't mind getting the clap

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

*applauds

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Are you asking

or is the dox?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

no thanks.

only kidding! lolol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

*takes temperature*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Give that back you rat bastard!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

That's my best friend's favourite comic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Yer what?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

www.crucialcomics.com/ratbastardhome.html

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

You are a nonsense.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

yep, you bring the rubbers, I'll bring my wizard's hat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

/sleeve

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

This is strangely like a conversation I was having last night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

really sugarplum?

do elaborate...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Oh hell no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

aw I'm a qualified therapist

tell Dr Kebab all about it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Nu-uh.

Nooooway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I have money

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

So do I

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

STALEMATE

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

No.

The last time I got the dox!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Best fuck ever!

I approve

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

such a stern look

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's got the same eyes as that bitch on Dragons' Den...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

the dead eyes of the Meaden

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

That's the fellow...

Nasty.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

has let himself go.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

all over the table

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

D
F

I'd wager...

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

I though this an improvement on the original

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Bitch, you're fired!

Nice reflection!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's a long time since I've seen your particular brand of talented shoppery Mr S

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Another one for the Canadians

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

there are Canadians now?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

yes

I first discovered them about 12 years ago

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Yes.

Dozens.

EDIT: total. Probably three of us on B3ta.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Ooooh Canada... and whatever the rest of they pishy national anthem is.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

We stand on guard,

we stand on guard for thee...

We don't actually do anything. But we'll guard.

And stand.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Does your usename

relate to 4 On The Floor by any chance?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes.

Actually, more Frantic Times (radio show) than 4 On The Floor (tv show).

"You're standing on it!" he replied, but to a different question.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

The only ep I ever saw

had Mr Canoehead in it. And for some reason I've never forgotten it.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

They ALL had Mr. Canoehead in them

"That's $17 plus the $5 stupidity tax."
"There's no such thing as a stupidity tax."
"Since you know that, you're not stupid and you don't have to pay."
"Oh good."
"So that's $17 plus the $7 Not-Paying-Attention fee."
"What? Okay."

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

"we want...more moneh"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqkN8XsYtJI

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

cos the english

welsh
scottish
and yank ones are any good

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

I quite like the French one.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

brazillian

italian and german all cheer me too.

have les marseilles and the italian one on my mobile from the last day of the 6 nations (to wind my english and welsh mates up when the europhiles won, didn't i look daft)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Whos gonna break it to him?

I found an old Irish penny at work yesterday!

In other news, I take the number of people who try to pay for their shopping with euro coins as a defacto reforendum, and we should bring it in imediatly!

(

Jorvic, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

BACK TO THE VIKING MUSEM WITH YOU!

this is NEVER going to get boring ... for me

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

I didn't know there was a significant Canadian population on b3ta.

If I did I would have put my pants on.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

there are quite a few,

but they usually post late evening and into the wee small hours

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

Loonies are better.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

There are

Queens and Polar Bears in eggs?

(

Thinker, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

Like Kinder eggs

but they rule and/or eat you.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

they changed the capsule design now :(

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

gays

like when they changed the shape of japanese watermelon, it'll never catch on

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo

write on your keyboard
to stop the me bored

(

rob, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

I HAVE A SECRET DESIRE TO FART IN A SPABATH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

squeeze out a bit of yellow too

(

Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

nah can't say I'd want to piss in the spa

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

HYBRID SOCK MAMBO

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

DANDRUFF: THE POOR MAN'S PARMESAN

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm clicking that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

hehehe

~~this!~~

sorry but XLVII should win it

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

100% of your Spam RDA

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Spluffing it's way into the history book, it's the newsletter.

Or

My other newsletter's a fanzine.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

fucking up your inbox with spunk from our fun cock

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Honey, i've hidden the kids

a month off I know

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

telling off nazi's since 1975

*still feels bad

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

THE PARKINSON'S-SUFFERING GRANNY THAT WANKS YOU OFF!

EDIT: When are we getting a new icon set Rob?

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

THE AUSTRALIAN SURF COMPETITION WAS WON BY A BURMISE MAN ON A WARDROBE...WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE RIDE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Balls deep in your letter box

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Don't be bored

I changed Shakespeare for you.

I have no idea.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

like Bowlderising gone wrong

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

You've lost me

and simultaneously reminded me of Nicholas from school.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Thomas Bowdler

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bowdler

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

I'm comfortable with RISing on that one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

wouldn't get a simple thing like a bombing wrong

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Are you suggesting that I was the target?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

(i wasn't, but it would seem funnier if that was what i had meant, so let's retcon it that way plz)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

I'm happy with that.

A copper, whilst I was asking a security guard to make sure our windows were locked (as I sent everyone home) had a go at me yesterday, and he actually told me to 'wind my fucking neck in'.

This amused me, since of course the bomb was in Giraffe.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

heh

what a nob

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Oh, I didn't back down.

He lent in to about 4" from my face, so I took my shades off and told him to go back and fetch the security guard 'RIGHT NOW!'.

He asked me 'who the hell do you think you are?'

So I made it clear that I was either the man who would be able to give a note to a security guard and we could both get on with our jobs, or the man who would be reporting 54321 (changed to protect the insolent) for verbal assault.

And then he got the security guard.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Silly microfacist

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Come to Exeter. It's the fucking bomb!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

^this

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

This this this please.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

You know, given that this was IN MY BUILDING

I find this most insensitive.

or not.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

you mean I didn't get you?

*makes new bomb*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

are you upset that they let you off work early yesterday?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

I was meant to be conducting interviews yesterday.

6 people turned up to a cordon and no Manley.

I feel sorry for them.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

choose one randomly with a pin

or out of a hat.

or by which one has the largest shoe size. in the event of a tie the winner will be the person with the largest shin to ankle ratio.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

I don't believe it was a bomb at all

You were going for your dump record

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

You are not the first to suggest this

although I can assure you that I was right at the other end of the building at the time.

Honest Gov.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

awwww

*snuggles*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

*LOL*

This one - definitely, this one!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

NO SPACK LEFT ON DEVICE

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

STUMBLING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE “GERIATRIC JONES”

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Read it fast, because by the time you finish, the oil price will have risen by another 5 percent.

(

xandmi, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Top of the toffs

Terribly solid crewe

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Now with fixed front page!

wtfht?

:O

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

^this

more than the last time i said "this"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

cough, julia! over the bender!

*shamelessly ripped off from lords and ladies, but meh.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

fucky my willy hole!!

alternatively:

HASTINGS IN GINGER INVASION!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Newsletter: marginally better than hayfever.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

The tunnel that links goatse to your face

/arty tunnel between NY and London inspiration blog

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

SCREENSHOTS FROM C64 VERSION

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

As a Spectrum owner, oh how I hated that phrase.. :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

The B3ta Newsletter: Now under Tory control

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

Here's our note. Tied up with a shoelace.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

SANDI TOKSVIG & JOHN SESSIONS LOVE CHILD

/Whose Line Is It Anyway

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

That's impossible, if it were to happen i would've killed it instantly.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

A Happy tramp Makes More Money

It's true, you know

(

monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

FREE GUN WITH EVERY PURCHASE!

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

MORE MING THAN MING THE MERCILESS' MINGING MING BEANS

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

You mong:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

harsh.

or is that typo? :P

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Just rhymed:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Raiding your inbox

quicker than a copper at Harry Redknapps house.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

like a book in braille but without the funny dots and smelling slightly of dog dirt

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

LIKE HAVING A MOIST GLANS, BUT BETTER

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

impossible

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

GIVING YOU AFTERSHOCK AFTER AFTERSHOCK OF FILTH

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

I say.

Can I subscribe you your newsletter?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

why, naturally.

It's rather like the b3ta one, but where it lacks filth, I add it in my mind.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

What you do mean 'where it lacks filth'?

Do I want this newsletter or not?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

enough of this pointless piffel,

exactly how dirty is this newsletter?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DISCOVER

piffle indeed. You utter arse.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

I need to know

so that I can make an informed decision...!

utter arse indeed...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Very dirty.

So dirty that I'm not sure it's suitable for public consumption.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Good.

I'll take three.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

ah, but

you are the public. Therefore, for Health and Safety reasons, I must make sure the pages are clean of all words and pictures before sending it to you. Otherwise your head will explode.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Yes.

Probably.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Eleventy times more interesting than an turkey-puppet at eurovision

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

stuffing your box with our cock of fun

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Now available on Teletext page 666

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

IF BRITAIN HAS TALENT, WHY IS EVERYONE SO SHIT?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Hahaha

^this!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

YOUR VERY OWN LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

FREE INSIDE: THE KHYRA ISHAQ EASY WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAMME

IN 12 11 EASY-TO-FOLLOW STEPS

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahahah

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

I'm lonely - does anyone fancy a pizza tonight?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

I feel like chicken tonight

LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

hahah

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

enough of your sexual proclivities madam, I'm milking my prostate.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

I know

and it's that fact that you are doing it with a roast turkey neck that is giving me the raging tentpole

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

I find the twitching of the turkey as it struggles for breath

exceedingly satisfying.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

*SINCE WHEN HAS SOMEONE MAKING AN EXPLOSION IN A TOILET BEEN NEWS?

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

IN UR EXETER BLOWIN UP UR RESTRUNTS

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

APPROVED BY THE COLLECTED UNIONS OF NORTH TAIWAN (C.U.N.T.)

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

COME TO THE TAJ RESTAURANT IN EXETER, OUR CURRY WILL HAVE YOU SHITTING BOMBS

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

rancid shit pumped down your throat (with free frisbee)

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

I have had a thoroughly exciting week, what with a man drowning whilst I tried to save him on Tuesday

and a bomb in our building yesterday.

I favour 'Manley's having a giraffe'.

To be frank.

Of course, I am a narcissist.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

saving does not involve standing on ones head.

but jolly bad week with that happening, joking aside.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

SUCKING THE PUS OUT OF THE BOIL OF THE INTERNET

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

coming at ya like an ill conceved bomb plot.

I IS IN UR MONTY DON, STROKING HIS BRAIN.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

*snorts*

I vote this one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

MISSED THE 24 WEEK DEADLINE?

FREE COATHANGER & GORDONS MINIATURE FOR EVERY FEMALE READER

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Everytime you kill a kitten

God masturbates.

(

..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

ALL THE HUMOUR ON THE INTERNET CONDENSED INTO ONE CACK EMAIL

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

You win this round Exeter!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

[B3ta Newsletter -- Wet Lent Br3ast.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Exeter: SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!!

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

SO WHAT IS HER FUCKING NAME THEN?

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

A Crewe's missile right up the brown

Hmm...political.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

RARE TORY BY-ELECTION WIN: COMMEMORATIVE ISSUE

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

big fucking whup - you got another email!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

I LIKE WANKING

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

THE LOST SPANDEX ISSUE OF THE GODS

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

LOL PANDAGATE

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Sending International AIDS to Burma

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Starving Children to Death since 1842

(

Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Pasting over the cracks of time with shit

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

Probably far too late, but

There be t'rubble in China, you know.

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

'lo folks.

Click for bigger (76KB)

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

MOAR ANIME SCHOOLGIRL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

If it was schoolgirls he wanted

he wouldn't be hiding in a urinal ;)

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

You haven't watched much Japanese porn have you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

No,

and only on b3ta could I feel ashamed of that fact...

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

sigh, you can try this:

www.whatareweyourpissingtenticlerapehentiabitches.com

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

*spluffs*

time for a cuppa.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

I've finally made the link work

please click it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Gah!!

I've been horserolled!

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

haha you love horses....

just a tip, always look at the status bar before clicking here have a great music clip to cheer you up www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

Made me laugh!

Thats grerat

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Now here for your highest moments too

**

Available for parties ..... Book now!
** Un-shopped.

Here are some others.
:D
1, 2

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

dunce!

Too many clever people on B3ta

/inadequacy

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

OMFG! shoppped images only!

does the clickywoo (not the dog)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

what?

unshopped?

have you been doing this with your skilled fingers?

have you run out of weed?

woo, and bad luck.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahahaha ... nearly!

and bad luck to you too sir!
/Losers of the nations
:(

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

i know. but at least mine was all that could be expected. yours was undeserved loss.

*hugs*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

It was gutting, I couldn't watch the last pens :(

*dry humps*

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

chaaaaaaaaaampioneeeees!!....chaaaaaaaaaampioneeeees!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

i don't believe

that you wrote your tag on the actual note.

therefore tis shopped

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hah, excellent.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

this is what i imagined the compo

to be like...

...not people shopping EVERYTHING under the sun onto a £5 note

have many woo's, a click, and i hope to god you win!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

I've done some more

but I can't find the lead for my camera!

Ta!
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Good work

I was never any good at Oregono

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

I wish I was

You've just given me a great idea*

That I will prolly never follow through.

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahah that is bloody ace :D

Dixon Beadlequeen approves

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

I loved this last night.

I still do now.

Wonderful beardage.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

:D it itches today

*rasp rasp rasp*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

*scratches*

my arm itches today, goodness knows what I've done to it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

NOT LONG NOW TILL I CAN SCRATCH IT FOR YOU!!!!!

\o.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

OH MY GOODNESS YES!

I shall just rub my arm on your chin, beards are excellent for scratchings.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

YAY! both problems solved!

edit: I think you may have missed my unruly bush milestone post last night

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

I think I did, yes.

Was it glorious?

Leeeenk?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

I clicked this earlier!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Argh!

Elgar!

(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

that's brilliant

extra points if you can adapt it into a turban

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

astoundingly good!

(

mozza, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

That is so awesome

Although it doesn't work with my coins :(

(

Xenctuary ~xenc., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

ten pound note?

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

That's sharp humour there son

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

It fell a bit flat for me

pffft to pic

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

should stave of the humour pangs for a while

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

so unoriginal - give it a rest

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

No need to get crotchetty.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

too much is bad

breve-ity is the soul of wit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

well, i think it's note worthy

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Very clef-er

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

What's the Minim-um penalty for such bad punnery?

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I'm not sure

I'll pitch you an idea

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I'm going to call DS Al Coda

and get him to pop a capo in your ass. It's his fortissimo. He gets keyed up to an awful scale. He introduced me to some good philosophy texts though, andante was particularly int-rest-ing.

*hyperventilates*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

*applause

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Bloody hell.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

It's absolutely key

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

just a minim

*breves*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I've run out.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

the coup de' grace?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Pffft!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

*points and laughs*

You can't come up with a pun!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Its a minor issue... nothing major

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

you deserve a beating for that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

a large scale beating

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

I'm sure there's a third that want's to see this beating.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

i'll show you the Dor-ian

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Hahaha

Nice idea!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

that scares me

*quavers*

also, 'bye for now!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Quote good

To coin a 'Phrase'

(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

God vs China

CFB

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahahaha

*aftershocks*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha!

Great!

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

pfffft

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

hahahahahahahaahaha

excellent.

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Bravo!

/clicks like a door latch with oil smothered on it and enough force to keep it going for a while.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hahahahaha

smite them!!!!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Oh yes.

Superb work, there.

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!!!!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

it's ok, I'm sure B3ta is censored from china's Intermaweb

for being illegally free thinking and dangerous

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

hehehe yeah very true

but if you go to www.google.cn you can find b3ta. Maybe because it was accessed from the UK, I don't know.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

it's chinese b3ta

you're only allowed to shop nice pictures of Chairman Mao, send in your ideas for things to mass-produce, and write about how great pollution is.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

It's not

I know a b3tan who is in Beijing at the moment and has no problem accessing it

Just got your CDs btw, some lovely pictures :)

Edit: Nice camera you have there!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Yup, b3ta is fine

Over in China I never have a problem accessing b3ta. Kittens and CDCs are apparantly a-ok with the commies.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Yay...

Woo^o_oo^o_oo^o_oo

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Wobbly bloke your reply is all wobbly.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

*Checks

FUCKSOCKS!

*Zips up

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

Hahahah, yes!!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

I thought this was rubbish

then I got it. Then I laughed.

I feel a bit guilty for thinking it was rubbish.

For what it's worth, I think it's awesome now.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The classic Bullfrog game Populous...

was real after all.

(parsonsgfys, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

LONDON UNDERGROUND AHHHH

(

Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

Shopped?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

shopped or unshopped?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

That is the question.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

Whether tis nobler in the mind

to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous /board nazis....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

Awwwwwww

*hugs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

*hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by being told off by Rob end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

\o/

we should rewrite ALL the plays.

Robeo, Robeo, wherefor art thou, Robeo?
DENY thy preexisting lady and refuse thy possible marriedness
Or if though wilt not be but sworn my celebratory naked post and I'll no longer be a /board member

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

You can join us over on /talk in that case.

We need more awesome people like you there.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

HEADHUNTERS!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

SHE'S OURS!

We need our cap'n on this ship of fools.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

HAH, yeah, you and the three others

who'll lower themselves to talk to me ;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Shall I hear more, or shall I speak a ris?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

I fucking love you.

Tis thy username that is my enemy- thou art thyself, though not a Fuhrer.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

What's a Fuhrer? It is nor thread, nor reply,

Nor links, nor talk, nor any other part

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

OH be some other username

that which we would call a CDC by any other name would smell as magenta

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Glee

total glee

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

So Robeo would, were he not Robeo called,

Retain that dear banhammer he is owed without his title

so, Robeo, doff thy username, and for that username, which is no part of thee, take all myself.

*curtseys*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

I take thee at thy woo:

Call me but love, and I'll be new spange'd;
Henceforth I never will be a nazi.

*bows*

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

You and I should go on TOUR.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

for sure

smash up some hotel rooms, break some hearts

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

We break hearts just by leaving the room, pet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

right now

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Is that a rounabout way of saying

you want us the fuck off the board?

*puts up dukes*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

*pulls down pants*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

*points and laughs*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

he pulls down your pants and you point and laugh?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Well he's got no broken nose

so I'd assume it wasn't my pants.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

You'd love it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

actually I was thinking they weren't my pants that would be being pulled

and yeah I get the sad impression that is what will happen if I ever get them off in someone else's company.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

what brick through yonder window breaks?

'tis the /board, and fae is the dawn
EDIT: that should stop you from buggering off to /talk with those dubious fellows

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

We're not dubious!

Just talentless!

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

/talk is way too cerebral for me

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

*dubes*

there ya go!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Shopped

shopped, but only the second set of hands.
laugh i nearly died!

(

Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

WE HAVE OUR NEW PLACE TO LIVE

we sign contracts next saturday... 4 bed house with shed that has electrics and carpet for more bed space!! party soon............

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

glee

fill it with massiv balloons!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

i may well do this

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

you bashing the 31st?

you were a smashing person lat time and i assume have not changed!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

She'd best be

I have pirate pants I need to show her.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

*OVERSEXIED

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I WILL BE THERERERERERERERERE!!!!!

i'll sign for the house in the morning and be on a high all day!!!!

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

*flashes pants*

You'll love them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

well

you no longer have to share a room with my snoring!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

WOWZERS!

Congratulations lovely!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

A SHED

A SHED!

fucking yes

SHEDS R DA BOMB

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

THE WORLD IS SICK

URGH SICK

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Argh!

Circles!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

yes

sick, very sick.

(

Frumbert has no sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

Hahahahaah

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!...

_{_{...careful now!}}

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

hehe

oh dear.

Does anyone else suspect that all the graphic designers out there are having a competition to see who can get the most blatant goatses into their work?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

^ Yes

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

I know our designers are....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

you speak of them like they aren't reading this now

or replying :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

That's a bloody good point, actually

hehehe

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

*starts hiding goatses in his current work*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

haha

I've got b3ta into some of my client stuff more than once

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

ive put teh quo into a few things

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

They must know.

Surely they know!

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

In other Underground news

Bash day is the last time you are legally allowed to drink booze on the tube!

I think this occassion should be comemorated

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Wow really?

Yes arrive drinking beer with pictures of Boris on it!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

Consider it done

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

It is.

There's a facebook event called 'The Tubes Final Piss Up' which goes on the circle line from 7pm till about midnight.

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I'll be bashing then

But I think some afternoon celebration can be arranged

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Yeah, I can't get to london though :(

Stupid work.

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Hehehehehe

Nice :)

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

compo free zone

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

hehehe

And why did I read that as Feltch?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

because you're a massive pervert

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

or a regular sized pervert

irrespective of your size -- the most salient quality of your character is your perversion.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

...

I've had your mum

^{j^{u^{s^{t^{^{k^{i^{d^{d^{i^{n^g}}}}}}}}}}}

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

FELTCH!!!!

hahahahahaa

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

don't worry

i did too

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

And that's meant to make me feel better?:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

No, but this is:

*applies large amount of soothing balm to Mr Ghost*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

A BALM?!

THAT'S A DANGEROUS ANIMAL!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

there is an animal called a balm

or did i dream it?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Thank god you got that....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

but a good, hard rogering might.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Arf!

talk about an autocomplete answer!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

it's just

my natural horniness asserting itself ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

*lubes up

*sets thrusters to good'n'hard

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

Do you mind!

I am pure and innocent!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

indeed.

and i am Lady Cholmondesley of Marmalade.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

*puts on Andre The Giant voice*

Hello Lady.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

Hahahahahahahaah

send it to nuts now :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

It's not 'Young' enough for them

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Fabulous work, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

splat

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

*giggles*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

'ning sir

'ning B3ta in general

un'nings for a while, mock bass exam

then re'ning in a couple of hours.

*wanders off*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

*ponders*

*ponders further*
yep, that's a fish.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

haha, take that you fluffy red cunt

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

^this.....HARD!

WYH to the OP!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

You old romantic you

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

I bought the wine, I walked on the outside of her, I took her coat, I held her up when her vision blurred...

it's hardly my fault she's susceptible to rohypnol.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

I've always wanted to walk up to a chemists counter, with a poker straight face...

and ask if they sell rohypnol.

Just to see the reaction.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

Fiver for you if you do....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

I need to get a concealed video camera

and put the reaction on youtube.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

That's what he gets for not returning the video tapes he borrowed last week

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

this does not happen often enough

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

Made me smile

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

Haha!

SPLAT!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

Post it note

This one is Ben's, thrown together just now.

(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Who's Ben?

Gentle?
Kenobi?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

Someone

Who hasn't got his b3ta accound approved yet, but wanted to get this in the compo :p

(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Tell him it's not a competition

and he could have posted it next Tuesday before the challenge ends. But not to now because you already have.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Burn the Heretic Toast!

Not a competition?
The prize is eternal b3ta glory!
Or a small mention in the newsletter.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

compo..challenge...Meh

Meant challenge hehe.
Won't be seeing him again before Tuesday now.
Anywho, just didn't want to get credit for his effort lol :p

(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

umm...what?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

American Psycho

funnier if you get the reference. But "Post-It Note" is the joke.

(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

No, I won't!

*May be called Patrick*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

That's either a huge fiver or a small fridge!

Batton down the hatches! I just discovered it's half term next week!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

*stocks up on supplies*

Tea
Milk
biscuits

Yep. All set.

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

biscuits, you say

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Did someone say biscuits?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

\o/

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

*Opens bunker*

Blimey, I'd better have a clear out...

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

What? Like my desk, today, on account day?

today on account day?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

smoking is wrong!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

Well I'm counteracting it with the Innocent drink:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

and redbull?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

both togeather rolled up with in a cigarette.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Smoking is bloody fantastic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

^ This.

Oh yes.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

*high five*

*wheeze*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

I didn't say whether it was good or bad

I said it was wrong, and I mean in terms of health... and I said it with irony... and hypocrisy

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

:D I'm only joshing you.

Although it's still fantastic. I love smoking.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'm not keen on most commercially available cigarettes

but I'm right into my (tobacco) pipe and cigars... the fayre of teh more discerning bearded gentleman.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

That, plus

a few of my gangrenous extremities that I dropped and couldn't be bothered to pick up again...

And some pizza boxes....

And the odd half eaten pot noodle...

and maybe maddie...

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

In other bad news, I was hoping to sneak along to the London bash but now definitely can't :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

aaaaw.

Ir is that another clever ploy!
*points*
PLOYER!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

How poo.

I would like to meet you, and have the argument about whose music collection is better in person.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

mine

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Oh I think not.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

I think so

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

you don't get to meet me

I was going to take a screenshot of the front page, print it out and put my knob through a little window I'd create under "best of the board".

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

And then I'm going to tattoo WILLY OF SHOES

on it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

you'd need small handwriting :(

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

I've got quite small handwriting.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

that's your handwriting?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Yup.

That's not it at it's neatest though, I had to go over it twice to get it darker so it got a bit messy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

that's lovely handwriting

quite lovely.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well there you go then.

I must tattoo your nozzle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

Lovely handwriting

I must tattoo you
sad face.

What?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

tattoos scare me

my wanger is pretty useless at the minute.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

well then I'll just write on it.

tie a little bow around it. Glue a daisy to the end.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

I want to post this

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

I do still love this.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

fantastic

*subscribes to 12 mths of issues*

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

my handwriting has been likened to

a drunken spider with ink on its feet scurrying across the page

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

A lot of people can't read mine

which always surprises me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

i can't imagine why

it's very neat and perfectly legible.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

That's what I suspected all along.

The illiterate buffoons.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Heh

That reminded me of this from a couple of years ago

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Not going to work in reality though

The Fp's quite long:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

self referential comedy is ace.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

*raises babysitting fees*

ahh, harvest time!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

well I've made it onto the stats page again

so I can stop posting for while. I'll probably take next week off.

Also - the stats page quote read quite well... I like ti when that happens.... if an infinite number of digital community members sat at an infinite number of computers.... where woudl the rest of us sit?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

what about half term?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

oh it's not, is it?

bloody hell...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Please send me all your used five pound post it notes

and I shall recycle them for you at absolutely no cost to you.

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

like it.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

About as much use as Monopoly Money...

filename to deRIS
APOLOGIES FOR PUSHING PEOPLE DOWN THE BOARD. :)

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

filename to deRIS

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Arf!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

filename to deRIS

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

filename to deRIS

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

filename to deRIS

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

I LOVE HORSES

(

Cae1, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

best of all the animals?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

really?

there's a website which may interest you

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahaha!

a rare gem in this compo. Never apologise!

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Thanks. :)

I was tempted to just cut and paste (seams and all!) onto a Tenner, then TOAP them, but I actually (believe it, or not) take pride in my work! ;)

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

Well worth the effort

my "click"ing finger is sore now

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

these are fantastic

i think you've forged Rob's signature tho

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Rob's actual signature is X

May contain LIES

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Not sure where I was going with this. Maidenhead, probably.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

Vroooom

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

have you heard the bad news?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

I commented on it!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

ris

Edit:

Oh noes, not coming to the bash?

Balls, yr fun, wanted to do some drinking with ya.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

She's not coming to the bash.

It fucking sucks, I'm dead upset.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

next time, i promise.

i'm so upset by this that my mates are taking me out tomorrow night.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

it's so unfair :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

*hug* I am not a happy captain.

Poor you. I shall endeavour to grab you a memento and post it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

*glees*

next year, i shall start saving in fucking january, just so i can be sure that i have the money and don't have to rely on loans.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Well there's Derby!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

ooo, i forgot about that!

when is it?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Erm.... October?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

well

my birthday is in october!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Aha!

Yours too, eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

\o/

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

i shall be 34

SUCK THAT, JESUS! I BEAT YOU!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

pfffft

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

Good Lady, I implore you to attend,

Lest voluminous gangs of marauding b3tans come questing for your location in order to facilitate your presence.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

legions of wild boars

being ridden by stoaty mahouts may be employed to pull my carriage to derby

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

rubbish!

resign!
go back to clown school!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

if it was due to other commitments

they'd be getting cunted right in the fuck.
however, the problem is monetary, which is harder to overcome.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

How much money are we talking about?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

about £120-

i knew i shouldn't have relied on her.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

*sets up fund*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Jeez Louise

I can't afford all of that. I'd be happy to put towards, but I can't do all of it. Sorry pickle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

i wouldn't ask you to

but thanks :)
*hugs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

88mph?

woo!

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hull?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hull, Maidenhead - they are conceptually quiet close.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

I needed a comment like that...

Like a Hull in the Head!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Ha!

Excellent.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

GRUNTFUTTOCK!

You ol bastard - woo to the pic

(

SiX and his hat, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

MARNIN'!!!!!!

How are you?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

pleasant

my boss isnt in, one bloke I manage is off sick and the other is off working.. life is good (and the sun is out which is always nice)

(

SiX and his hat, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

Nekkid office day \o/

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

These are all good things!

I shall award you the Prodigy 69 Sponsored "Triple Pimms Jug*" for your efforts, sir.

*mint optional

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

this errr um

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

Oh, and errr, there's some stuff I was ummmm

Meant to say about that thing that was.... Oh - You know!!!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

could well be

indeed perhaps

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

its air resistance must be quite low....

woo1

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

actually something so full of holes

with the sharp square edges and corners might provide extra drag
but ive not done much fluid mechanics, so i might be wrong

(

wjh31, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

*hides from the person far cleverer than I*

Oh, that's pretty much the entire /board.

Bugger - didn't think that through.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Bollocks is it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

like a wiffle ball

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

Thankyou for clarifying complicated science in layman's terms for me.

It's like being in an episode of star trek.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

anytime cowboy

I wouldn't be able to deal with the all-in-one lycra suits tho. I look like I'm made from sausages if i put body-tight clothing on.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

^this is roughly right

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Air Con is great, too

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

for some reason, this pleases me.

*click*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

You're sitting on the washing machine on spin cycle while looking at it?

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

0_0

I say!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

*checks laundry room for cameras*

you ain't seen me, right?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

Not a thing!

*films*
*sells to B3ta perverts*
*profits*

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

That's a hell of a lot of 11p's

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

vroooooooom!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Is that an alpha(blended) romeo?

No? Just me then...

(Jediwannabe, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Arf!

hadn't thought of that.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

eat your heart out klf

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

woo

thats ace!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

But that's 2-3 pints worth!

*sobs*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

hahaha :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

That's either

fantastic shoppage

Or foolishness.

Either way, it's worthy of a click.

(

Thinker, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

How about fantastically foolish shoppage?

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

Sisyphean burny death for Lord Ilay!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

Woo!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

Hahahahaha

*loikes*

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

Nicely! Woo.

Also, minor TJ: has anyone seen how frickin' glasscock today's Metro page 3 is? *winces* So embarrasing, wish they'd run it past me first! ;)

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

any chance u can scan it??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

nah, but

www.b3ta.com/board/8395362

:)

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

Quick summary for those of us on the other side of the world?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

CHARLIE SHEEN FOUND INCUBATING MOLLUSCS IN TEA CHEST

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

oh *that*

saw it months ago

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

Oh sorry...

...it's those pictures of that photographer bloke jumping from column to column at the Grand Canyon in sandals - looks like a total death-leap but it's actually forced perspective on a pretty small hop. Was debunked on Snopes in 2006. *>_<*

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

thanks

yeah that is pretty GC, I've seen them pics before

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

which one?

manchester or that london?

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

they're all the same UK-wide except for the Life pages in the middle.

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

i thought they were different

bastards lied to me...!!

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

I stopped looking at that shite ages ago

due to getting to work and worrying about stabbings and the like.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Most woo

you clever, clever person

(

Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

haha ace

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

yay!

that's ace

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

that's really cool

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

Lovely!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

most woo!

*click*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

Haha!

i actually had to watch this a few times over to see wot u did thar.

Have one of my clicks and a complimentary woo!

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:30, archived)

morning

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

NOT FOR BREAKFAST THANKS

*woo!*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

your no fun!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

I AM LOTS OF FUN, BUT ONLY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 2-3:45am

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

*sets alarm*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

*is alarmed*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

Woot Rev.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

thank ya sir!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

cor

it's one of Cher's 'before and after surgery' photos

but which one...?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

hahahaa

midway maybe! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

FUCK

No!
Too early

*hides in corner of office*

(

Thinker, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

gives cup of tea

and Bicky! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Ah, you've found my weakness

I'll return to my desk now. Phone's been ringing a while.

(

Thinker, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

Crikey!

That's bloody horrible!
I like it.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

thats the way i like it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

sweet suffering christ on a bike!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

hehehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

Awesome!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

FUCKING HELL! KILL IT WITH HAMMERS*

very good sir

*unless this has already happened

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

JESUS CHRIST

Though I would expect nothing less of you... :D

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

yay

thank ya sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

Daniella Westbrook's got blonde hair!

*fears*

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

KILL IT WITH ETC!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

are you mad

i cant kill it with etc - that just makes it stronger :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

not even refined, thrice-distilled etc?

it's powerful stuff - it turned my Nan into a grebe

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Kurwa! Woo!

*relurks*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

mwahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

top shop rev...

... but YUK!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

If I could work out what it was

I would probably fear it.

Expertly done though!

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Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

hehe

well the original is a girl :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

grotesque and outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

thank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

I love your stuff

in a kind of "woooaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!" kind of way :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

hehehe

thank ya :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

beautiful! :)

she looks like my old maths teacher. she had a whale's penis for a tongue too.

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mr spoons, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

hehehehe

this was some sort of intarnal organ - no idea what sort :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

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