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Zomg wardrobeings

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Oh good

I've been meaning to have a clear out. Sexed clothes will go first.

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Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

he was just born too early

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

haha I love this

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mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahahaha!

Coming soon on the Wii

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

face mower

trims your 'tache into a nice tidy privet.

*not for pubic use

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahahaha

up the VeRmacht..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

*cli-hick*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Sorry

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

Are you, though?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

...no not really

I finished my last exam EVER today, and Im currently vectoring JJs Chloe, so life could be worse

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

ooh. How many paths are you up to?

Are there intersections? Will you use vector gradient mesh fills.....or are you colouring in a picture?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

my eyes by discomeats...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

ARGH

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

ha ha ha

Chaplin moustache!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Pfffffft!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

I hope he is playing Wolfenstein 3D

from the perspective of his own character.

TJ: anyone done "three tenners" for the compo yet? No potatochop here so feel free to run up a good one or link to one if it's bindun.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

yes

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

good.

that'll save the board from what would've been a terrible mspaint abomination from me then.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Welding was his hobby . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

click

hargh hargh

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raevloek the Mollusk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

this is great

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Milkman Dan, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

This is gear!!

*clickles*

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

Just to prove that there is indeed no place for lens flare ever:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Her sideburns are a bit out of control.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

spaniel ears?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Oh her head?

Edit: sorry, you actually meant spaniel ears. That's slang for saggy breastydumplings round my way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

i know but I've just used the mental floss

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Try telling that to Spielberg

Twenty years ago they'd have rejected a shot with lens flare.

Now they add it in using CGI... wankers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

My god!

They'll be using fake mock-ups of buildings next! And make-up!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Nice shades !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Click for biggerer (670,000,000,000KB)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

goatse eye tutu?

*doesn't get it*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

its a bacteria!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

ah, right

so it's not wearing a tutu?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

could be

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

has skugosaurus ever worn a tutu?

or is he more macho than that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

umm *thinks*

lemme go check
edit : no but he has had boobies (for jolly jack tribute) and a wig (for tutt)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Tutus

are sexy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

GMOS has put on weight

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

haven't we all, dear

*sprinkles bacon bits onto salad*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

funny enough i had that yesterday!

bacon, egg and chicken salad :D
but i'm trying to get out on my bike at least 20 miles a week! (compared to 20 miles a day like i used to do before my leg fell off)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

I get out on my bike

3 or four times a week.
I just like to wear the leathers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

thats a motorbike

unless your a hardcore pedal pusher?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

well duh!

I've no interest in putting in effort and becoming toned and sexy. That would be futile. I already bagged a wife ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

i looked at the scales today

my weight has not changed since i was about 15 but its been redistributed around my body...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

I was like that.

being 11 and a half stone, give or take a pound from the ages of 18 to 29 ( I did hit 12 3 on purpose for a fight )
I've got heavier but generally have sat at 12 and a half since then. The sad part is where it used to be all on my cock it now seems to sit on my midriff ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

i'm 13 1/2 stone

and 5'11

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

More like FILTERIA.

Woo!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

shh no one noticed...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Hehe! Bye bye, SkUG and all. Pub time.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

BYE TTSSATTSR YOU FILTHY DRUNKARD

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Don't be silly, there is no pub in the brig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

There's lots of bars though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

*throws biro*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

*catches it in his eye*

argh! *runs around in circles*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

*pulls out

Lolipop!

nom nom nom

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

where where

i can't see it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

over here *waggles eye-pop

oh, right.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

if you buy me a vodka

i'll tell people i sexed you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

If you buy ME a vodka

I'll tell people she sexed you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

If I bought you vodka

I'd expect to be sexed.

/old fashioned blog

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Does it work the other way around?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Of course.

without the vodka. I'll fuck for fun. I'll do a good job for beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

HEY LOOK OVER THERE EVERYBODY,

FILTERS D:

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

*points at the sky*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Such a dish as well !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

indeed!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Eyesushi!

Oh yes oh yes oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

can you save me monkey on my car insurance?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Do I look like Hugh Dennis?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Quite a lot actually.

Especially the five o'clock shadow and white middle class land owner's face

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Apart from the five o'clock shadow bit

I knew you were going to say that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

milky milky?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

:) my best friend says that, sometimes.

He's much more frightening than Hugh Dennis though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

*sniffs shirt*

oo0 i've gone utterly butterly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

haha.

Fosi is great but not very prolific.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Usenet is the way

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

^what he says.

but beware broadband fair use policy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

"I find your lack of seeders disturbing"

/bittorrent blog

most excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. Your copy protection system is insignificant compared to the power of our crackz.

(Captain Black, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Carlsberg Dont Make Cars, but if they did....

EDIT: Sorry for the size, Ive changed it now

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

if they did

they might make them large enough to see.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

One horsepower?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

One horse power !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Phew! it's been a while since I pixellated a JJ

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Awesomeness x 20

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

i like this alot

what do you use for pixelling?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Good old lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating,

thirst quenching ace tasting motivatinggood buzzing cooltalking high walking fast living ever giving cool fizzing MSPaint
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

i like this more now.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

I don't need a jazz band, but I find myself thinking of you.

Is this so wrong?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Nowt wrong with a bit of clarinet pr0n . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Are you coming to t'london bash? If you are, I shall bring my little casio keyboard.

If not, I'll take the uke instead.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Dave doesn't do bashes

otherwise he'd be signed up to the Derby one right now

AS SHOULD YOU ALL

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

'Dave doesn't do bashes'

This may or may not be true . . .
*be's all enigmatic*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

no, I'm not

I'm notwe have guests for the weekend

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/links/190571 for anyone who missed it
Why would you not take your uke if I was going?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

That am splendid

You're hired.

counts buttons...... maybe

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

toot

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Yes, very very wrong.

You should always need a jazz band - always!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

limes.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Don't make me find out where you live and send those photos to your parents.

You know I will.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

cor

you win this

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

'grats

wheres the nuditiidy?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Nudity?

Maybe at 10,000
although I may be in an advanced state of dead by then.

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hehehe!

congratumalations! weirdo! C];0p
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

that's nothing

nearly 5 years here...

i just can't be bothered to type most of the time...

i'm surprised i actually finished th

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

Fucking 'ell dave!

Read the FAQ much? It's like the moon!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

errr . . .

You ARE joking . . . 7Kb?
7963 BYTES! not Kilobytes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Yes. I am.

I thought that was special enough to note.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

*blems* [sic]

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Very, very lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

woo!

VGA fluffies rule!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

that sure is some kind of terrific, Sir!

*clicky*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

on a scale of 1 to 10

this is a 26

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Sheer brilliance

Well done!
*click*

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Picking and pretty pixellated !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

WOO!

splendid, is it TLH in yiffyiff form?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

nah, she don't pluck . . .

she don't pluck . . . hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Im working on one of those at the moment

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/28624/1211988153/chloe.png

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

lully

I think the right hand is backwards . . . JJ often leaves them a bit sketchy
but ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Yeah got it

Im was tracing his but then I realised its a bit too vague

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

We have a lot to answer for....

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

What are those fruit-like things?

Lemons?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

are you comparing chavs to a recently popularised citrus fruit?

keep that up, and you'll give chavs a bad name

edit: I just replied to the wrong bit :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Blimey

it'slimey

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Oh no....

By popular* demand this bandwagon is off limits now :(

*Pedantichrist, dbroon

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Has Manley even been on today?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Shocking Wednesday pun.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

may you suffer the revenge of the Gods of Pun by the pain of a thousand spangs

most excellent

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Get spanged!

and o hai popular bear!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

hahaha

savages.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

TANGLEFOOT!

OLD HOOKY!

oh and a bear or summat . . .
COR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

glug glug glug

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Hello David!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

JESSIMACA!

Guess what I beed doing . . . *points up*
AM IT FRIDAY YET!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

ouch ouch ouch

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG G G g g g g g

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

*filenames*

*prepares punishment*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

If Jim Carrey was "The Joker"...

... my first real attempt at photo manipulation. Please be gentle! :P

Click for bigger (85KB)

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

very nice

welcome to b3ta, hit someone with a chair, shop a batman etc...

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

nice job

...now drop em.

edit: I'm off for boozes! how good!!!11

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

First attempt? I don't believe you,

that's ace, that is!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

It is, I swear!

It's my first "proper" attempt. I experimented a bit with using the "liquify" filter on Boris Johnson images a few times first.

All I used for this was hue/saturation and liquify effects :)

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

nicely done..

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

I like this

and i laughed because i remebered someone who had

_{click for bigger (47k)}

under their post.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

and ive just seen the thread below

REAL LOL.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

robbie williams?

pull up a lime, etc.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Don't you think you can come in here being all good with the photoshop, young feller-me-lad.

You'll make talentless old timers like me look bad.

Woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Adobe Elements 2.0 FTW!!!

Hahaha, thankyou!

maybe I should turn a lime into The Joker next.. ? (what is this lime day thing? :P)

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Nonono avoid limes.

I have no idea wtf they are about, just that they only seem to be serving to piss people off by now. You've made a good first impression, and you don't want to spoil all that good work by jumping on an ill-timed bandwagon and getting people's backs up...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Phew!

Thanks for the heads up! I'll try sticking to my own random stuff then :)

(Hitler-shaped vegetables..?)

EDIT: I couldn't find Hitler...

.. but maybe this will do for now?

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

He looks like

Brandon Lee in "The Crow"

Coool

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

lickable gums

Click for slightly bigger (38KB)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

*licks*

mmm, taste that coagulation!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

oh good lord of all that is holy, BURN IT!

*translation: that is marvelous!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

I'm just about to put the kettle on.

To make some tea, of course.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

*procrastinations*

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connor, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Aw!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Aw as in cute Aw?

To me it looks like he's trying to drag her into the woods to do terrible things to her...

/rorschach

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

But in a sweet way... right?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

procrastination is a good word

it sounds rude, but it isn't!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

i read that some american student advertised a job for someone

to come and watch him to make sure he studied for his exams or whatever. i need someone to slap me in the face every 5 minutes to make me get a job and not keep checking digg or doodling away.

(

connor, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

that's what i need

i can sit and laugh at them whilst i eat chocolates

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

I'll do it.

but I don't think you'll last 5 minutes.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

i see the quo!

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

I can't help but see a blue lady laying infront of the camera....

BUM BUM BUM
woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

aawwww, that has an oddly calming effect on me...

...which is very good, as people here keep creeping up on me, and springing design-based questions on me just as I'm looking as a rather disturbing b3ta zombie picture or some-such.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Ha, I like the clouds

like deadly jellyfish.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

ufo

(Captain Black, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

*dances to UFO theme*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKuVfHxkNj8

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

\o/

Oh you are a GOD!!!!

*clicks*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

p.s. you do realise you spelt alien

ailen?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

corrected in later edits

it had been up a day before anyone noticed

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

somehow i missed this first time around :(

woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

the divix version was a huge success

even got front page on stage six, shame it went tits up.

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Try VIMEO.COM

for quality high-def uploading

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

pfft:D

loon

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

Oi!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

GORDON'S A FIVE!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

*high fives*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

*high DIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEs*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

TPE!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

oh, i like this

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Entirely my own concept...

*ahem*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

pfff

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

oh, bee-have

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

Don't you bee-press me

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

'bee have' by 'towing the line' and you will 'see the light'

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

BEEEEEEEEEZ

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

*unlurks for dirty pea roast*

(

Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Hahaha

Took me a while!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

i believe i can fry

sorry

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

Hehe!

On a side note, where the fuck is 'my other username is a porsche'?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

posting as "a porsche"

(

boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

pffft

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

he's moving to sheffield this week

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Is he not coming to the bash?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

i think he said he might if he can but this is the last weekend he can go back to buckinghamshire before he starts in sheff proper

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

Bucks? Well he was fairly close by then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

Bollocks to Buckinghamshire

there's nothing in it that's better than the meet.

Especially when you consider that the only good thing about Bucks shall be at the meet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

What's that then?

:D:D

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Me, you bitch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

*cough*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

Come on

is 'good' a word you'd use to decribe you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Is good a word you'd really use to describe YOU?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hell yes.

*licks finger, touches own arse* tsss.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

I believe the finger lick tssss manoever commonly follows the phrase 'I'm bad!'.

Plus I have just shaved and preened, so I am in a rather gentlemanly fashion today.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

No, I'm still good.

And I've waxed, what's your point?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

My point, if I may point it across so splendidly, is that amongst alterations I have disbanded ruffian taggles of facial hair and a callous attitude

in favour of the more gentlemanly ways of idle splendour.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

waxed?

where?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

Haha! ... But seriously?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

*ignores*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

BUT. BUT... I've never been so upset :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

How do you think I feel?

Constant abuse, that's what I get from you. And not the good kind.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

I'm only playing. :(

*rolls around*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Are you going to be nice to me?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

*nods* yes, Wow, sorry, Wow. :(

*holds out arms*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Well, alright then.

Remember you've got him to answer to, though *points downwards*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Would he like a hug too?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

You can certainly ask.

Take this *hands raw steak* and this *hands flaming torch*

The steak's for him, the torch is for you. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Will you come with me? I'm afraid :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

As you should be.

Think of it as a rite of passage.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Do you want me to

explain things to him?

;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Much as I enjoy you in the black hood

you can shut the trapdoor. No fresh meat for you today.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

I haven't seen him in a while either....

Perhaps he's too busy perving on women with his radiography equipment.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Aren't we all.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Never mind that!

Where's the Cap'n?! I just discovered something shocking and upsetting...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

Was it Tom O' Bedlam naked?

;)

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

With a lime?

Where can I find this bit of specialist porn?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime I believe is the URL for them all.

Bedlams is: b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime/nudes/8410404.jpg

NSFW

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Fucking hell, I thought that was just going to be a lollimes picture.

*bookmarks*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Haha, we all did it. You should see Hex's. OR MINE.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

I should.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

That's great!

thanks cr3 :D

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

HELLO

What's up, dollface?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Cap'n!

I've just been in your profile (very nice btw) and my name isn't on your ship's roster!

...in between my extreme upset and trying to find you I went to find my badge to prove I WAS part of your crew and realised that I'm getting confused with Fluffy Elephants kidnapping me for her circus. Boooo :(

...so...as you were I guess?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

What the fuck?

That's shit. I want you on the ship.

Come on, think of something for yourself to be and I'll pop you on. I'm not setting sail without my Jessie!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

As I'm so horrid can I be the jerk of the ship? :)

*puppy dog eyes*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

You can be in the brig.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*sighs*

What's the pay like?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

It's sort of a round goldish coin thing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

:D You're such a wanker.

Have you been persuaded to come to the bash yet? Or do I gotta moan at you more?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Nonexistent.

Being on the Pearl's a privilege.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

I'll take it!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Do you have to be posh to be privileged?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Not according to the idiot box.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

"I didn't know you came in a box."

"Only occasionally."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

you can be

the poop deck
:D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*stares*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

hey, i'm stuck on the front

getting leered at by seamen and enduring salty spray in my face on a daily basis

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

You've a way with words.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

heheh

i've also got wooden boobs and a mermaid's tail!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Yay! Can I be ship's log keeper?

I'm not always factual, but I'm damn entertaining

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

You most certainly can.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Excellent! thank you :D

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

finally!

i've been wanting to pea this for ages

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

hehe ^_^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

haha

I was just watching your profile this afternoon, wondering why I'd missed this one :)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

*chortles at your name*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

I WANT TO BE...... A TREE!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

But I can't

You can

(

TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

*bandwagons*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I always thought that they were placebo

with a name like that

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

I WENT TO BELIZE

and all I got was a close call of decompression sickness

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

hurrah you daft sod :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

it really shouldn't have taken this long.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

i only like the hair in this

www.rappola.deviantart.com

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

I think you're overly critical of yourself.

this is good.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

looks a bit like her from the yeah yeah yeahs

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

you're a bit trendy for a dad

*runs*

(actually, I am away to the vet now)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

i'm the trendiest dad ever

*dad dances*

you away to get your rottys claws trimmed you filthy beast?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

my rotty died last week :(

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

I was sad at that.

but I did not want to comment much. dead pets are not for b3ta.
My baby is having a right old struggle with her hips now. I fear she won't be here much longer.

Click for bigger (317KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

oh yeah a bit

Karen 'O'

theyre good they are.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

^this

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

excellent work

she looks a bit evil-tempered

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

I don't know why.

The hair's shit as well.

OH COME ON I'M JOKING

It's all really good. the neck shadowing is ace.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

You said that to someone with cancer?

Heartless bastard

(

TY&GN, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

i put the deviantart link there so people can see 'better' stuff if they want to.

I should really redo hilary duffs hair but i cba.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

nice.

I'll swap you page visits.

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

You're such a tart

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

I know.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

[s'good that :?)

...and re above; nothing wrong with lens flare!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Shoodle?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

deja voodle

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Wanting it beat a fucking poodle more than once:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

it's raining here

and grey and miserable. Its that sort of rain that's so fine it soaks you down to your spleen.
Fuck I'm bored. I might go to the pub.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Go to the zoo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

I'm in Cheshire.

The nearest zoo would be Chester and I've been drinking. Plus I go there a lot to see my old python.
I'm going to have another beer and a fag and think about going to the pub.
I have a tattyshop project but after about 3 hours, 30 layers and barely 2% completed I fear I have overstepped my attention span.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

They're both Che's they can't be that far apart!

Go see the Indie flim!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

seen it.

it's fucking rubbish and confusing.
I fell asleep during the first two attempts.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

I don't care. I wasn't asking you!

Go!
Now!
No leave that there, you won't need it.
You! Cinema! Now!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

we have similar weather here

i just pedalled down our local town centre in the rain, bedecked in my waterproofs,then the sun came out and i sweated my bollocks off, it's now raining again.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

I hope you went back and picked them up!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

don't take your beer outside

it will get even more watered down

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

fucking hell woman.

watch your mouth. You have no idea what raging emotion you just aroused by using all those words in the same sentence.

*guards Stella against water and you lot*

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

i won't touch your stella, don't worry!

cover the top with polythene, then poke a straw through it and drink your beer with the straw. that should stop any rain-rape on your stella.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

The mental image of him

standing out in the rain, drinking his beer through a straw....getting more and more irate as his cigarette gets soggy...

Fuck me, that's a beautiful image. I might draw it, actually.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

do it!

i had the urge yesterday to draw a miserable man looking out of a rain-soaked window, but i went out for lunch instead.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

Why did I imagine it with

a knotted hanky on his head?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

Nooooo

I'm very much a hat man.

Click for bigger (314KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

The obvious solution there

is to get it to rain beer!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

if i could

i would be hailed as the saviour of the north

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

But wouldn't the saviour of the North

be the one that brought you lot out of the trees and into houses?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

cheeky fucker!

*waves branch at ghosty*
you need brains to run a computer up a larch!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

Hehehe and ther's always the website

I horse lovage!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

i was going to grow lovage

but it takes up valuable tree space

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Have you guys evolved opposable thumbs yet?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

yes. i've got 3 of them.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Do it. I'm going to in a bit.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Rod Stewart's looking better than he used to.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

yeh

it must be the hair-do. It's taken years off him.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

It's Peter Stringfellow's hairdo...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

hahaha.

it's like a blonde brian may

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

reminds me of my sheep-shearing days.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

....really?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

shearing makes the cock look bigger

or so i've heard

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

I didn't think rams had worries in that dept.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

if you look under a ewe's arse wool

you'll find a small but functional pair of secondary eyes, which they use to view the ram's equipment and thus laugh derisively at them.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

I steer clear of sheep

due to them being fucking satanic. Bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

they are insane in a bad way, yes.

but they taste lovely

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

its horses you want to watch for they're sods

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

I love horses.

Yes yes yes. But I do. I used to own one, and he was a lovely horse, yes he was. Bit of a cunthorse, but not to me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

was he tasty?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

yes...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

my.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

hehehehe!

'noon chap, did it arrive yet?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hallo g!

Whoa! Freaky! It turned up about ten minutes ago...
Great quality!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

i expect to see it being modelled in a seductive yet not overtly sexual manner

preferably by your good lady rather than you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Will this do until I find a camera?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

hell yea!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

haha

OOOOH YEAAAHHHHH

TJ: Custard creams = win, so fucking totally. Bourbons can just fuck right off. Go on, challenge me if you DARE.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

PINK WAFFERS!

HA YOU LOSE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Custard creams are shit because they are not named after French house of monachs.

Politcal connections are what I look for in a biscuit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

what a happy looking chap..

nicely done.!

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Hunting Dogs!

It's true.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

*remembers old bandwagon*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

This made me laugh far too hard!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

this

and it gives me an excuse to pea this...

original post here if anybody wants to click it and knock the revolting piece of TOAP from way back off being my most popular post...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

GORDON'S A FIVE!!!!

EDIT: I think that was my favourite gag of the day. All down hill now for me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

Sorry not to have acknowledged your best gag of the day - I fully endorse its quality

I was just searching for Flash Gordon pics to bring it to life...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

I think I'm going to bugger off and buy spag boll things.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

TEN POUNDS!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Noobmaster!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hahahaha!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Mister...

...Whipme.

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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Wed 28 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

128k?
~~how did you manage that?~~ well done

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Spectrum

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Shitting hell.

Does each of those pixels weigh a couple of stone? You might want to optimise, dude. Save for web, or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Good job you tagged this.

Someone might try and steal it.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

there's no telling what people will try and nick.

My stuff's routinely rubbish, yet the Sun saw fit to pinch one...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

Well I've just realised the tag is an easily croppable area.

Rookie mistake.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

That's it - I'm not going quietly

I'm going to burn the fucking world!

... this statement has nothing to do with this post. I also don't care what size it is because my browser doesn't give me the size in KB and I don't know how to figure it out.

Also - Woo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

The fact it's bigger than the FUCKING MOON will give you a clue.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

that's no moon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

XKCD? ;)

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better reverse over them just to be sure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

ok you need to optimise but that made me proper lol

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha!

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lemonhead, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Well shrunk!

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Poor effort at first Vector :(

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TheOther, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

you're my wife now dave!

woo

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mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

hahahahah!

bastard, full on office lol!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

you!

'lo chap still lurking hard, good good.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

hey Toasty

I still check b3ta quickly most days, but unfortunately my desk is now in full view of the window into the office of my boss. Bah!

How are you?

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mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

not bad, busier than I'd like to be

but it's better than not at all :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Angelina Jolie

Or that Pussycat Doll that is "a guest" of Lewis Hamilton's?

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Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Yep Angelina it is

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TheOther, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

don't be disheartened, this was my first attempt

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

TISM!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=phuaH2gE2WM

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

this video made me glee

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

i love that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

do a search on youtubes for TISM..

this is another fun video they do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4vSEXvLsx0&feature=related (may contain sweary words :D)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

that bunny is just so cute

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha!

That makes me think of Rex the Runt!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

is that rhyming slang?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

yeah, sex the runt

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Yeah

For Welsh rarebit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

that was a good show :)

bring back rex the runt!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

the wobbly bobbly dribbly squiggly dog?

i've got them on video and have rex, vince and bad bob teddies :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

I miss Spontanious Pavarotti Syndrome!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

random pavarotti disease, you mean?

it's dr. dog, everybody.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

It was a lovely series

lovely lovely lovely

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

indeed.

i may watch it later.
*hums kitchen of love*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

ello *waves*

I love the episode where vince fell in love with a vacuum lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

yowzer!

that's my favourite! the baby vince hoover is cute and says tuesday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

its on piratebay if you has teh bit torrent

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

good idea

*dons pirate hat*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

I think of it every Tuesday.

edit: Excellent... www.atomfilms.com/films/rex_runt.jsp

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

when you're eating spaghetti?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ooo winner!

I'm going to make spag boll tonight!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

i'm going to make pepperjack cheese omelette

with ranch salad and a nice cuppa.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

I make the best spag boll

The secret is finely chopped chicken livers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

nah the trick is oyster sauce

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

oyster sauce???

*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

naaa

Marmite!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

marmite is also good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

i love chicken livers!

i don't like fresh spaghetti, though. i also can't stand bolognese sauce :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's OK

You weren't invited:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaawwwww!

why not?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Coz you don't like spag boll:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Gotta do some work

be good while I'm out
Tidy your room and no fighting

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

shan't!

*stamps foot*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

waaaaaaaaah!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

yes

yes it is

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

stick with it, my first attempt was worse!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

pfffft that is wrong and brilliant

simultaneously

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

how does she smell?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Your order is ready, ma'am...

and it's nothing to do with citrus, either

Pint of larger?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

that's not reddy!

that's green, therefore limey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

It most certainly is not.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

No, therefore my favourite colour

and nowt to do with lime.

Don't you let me down now, woman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

You missed out on lime nudity though :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

i loved green all my childhood years

it has been edged out slightly these days by red, purple and black, but i still love green.
*looks at t-shirt*
i'm even wearing green!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

LOVELY!

*glees like a gleeing thing again*

wallpaper time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

That's cool

is it a sliced up marble?

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Not only that, but it's *Fae's* sliced up marble.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

yay!

all of the loveliness by all of a lovely for a lully!

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Awwww..... bless you.

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Awwwwwww *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Mmmm

*wants jelly and ice cream now*

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Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

secret lime

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WormuIus, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

lime jelly?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

lemon curry?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

lemon party

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

that's rather marvelous

the impossibility of it gives me goosepimples.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

it's completely real actually....
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

it looks like water

and it makes me want to swim in its floaty brilliance.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Doesn't look much like Wow to me.

Woooooo.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Fair call,

more a commission than a representation, shall we say.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Afternoon, J.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

It can't be one of The Cap'n's marbles......

She has clearly lost hers.

I am so dead on Saturday, again

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Oh dear.

'Life in hands scenario'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

She knows i'm only joshing......

......I hope.....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

*cracks knuckles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Superfantastic!

woo to the yay-o

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Nice work.

Super secret lime-glees

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

I require your bank account and sort code please...

(zardoz, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

erm sorry?

EDIT: My god that was a delurk post as well!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

phonejacker - a channel 4 publication

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

OH!

Sorry I don't watch it. Not bad for a delurk post then.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Woah thats some good lurking

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

phonejacker, isnt it?

TJ: Beryl Cook just died :(
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7423702.stm

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

why?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

whaddaya mean "why"?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Why is Beryl cook dead?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

her heart stopped beating

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

...has died at the age of 81...

...She died peacefully at her home in Plymouth on Wednesday with her husband and family at her side...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

I'm guessing she had big sides then

I'll get me coat...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

is it an over eating disorder

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

shortage

of breath.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

aaaw

I loved her stuff! Admittedly I had no idea who she was but I googled her and when I saw the stuff I knew it was stuff that I'd seen loads before and liked.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

I was never a fan

but the mrs bought a few pieces from the gallery shop in Mayfair.
It's all a bit samey and there are way too many imitators ( some on here )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

hah!

someone tried that on me yesterday. they got a facefull of door.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Hello Mrs Monkey

Noons to you

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

and to you

i am contemplating an omelette made with pepperjack cheese.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Kings of the 419

also not bad a cheque book fraud according to my missus who used to work in the banking world.

(Begbie, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Gooooood afternoooon sarrrrr....

"Congratulations sar, you have won 80,000 Ugandan Dollar yay."

"How much is that?"

"I work it out on the computer sar......that is £17.29 yay. So if I can take your account number and sorting code I can give you your monies."

Yey :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I like the fact he phoned back!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

I'm due to be funded a million of these into my bank account.

I'm holding it for someone...as a thankyou I get half :D

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

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