(ilovemy5dollarhorseAll things considered,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:19,
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Just to prove that there is indeed no place for lens flare ever:
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03,
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Her sideburns are a bit out of control.
;-)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04,
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spaniel ears?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05,
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Oh her head?
Edit: sorry, you actually meant spaniel ears. That's slang for saggy breastydumplings round my way.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:06,
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i know but I've just used the mental floss
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08,
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Try telling that to Spielberg
Twenty years ago they'd have rejected a shot with lens flare.
Now they add it in using CGI... wankers
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05,
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My god!
They'll be using fake mock-ups of buildings next! And make-up!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05,
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Nice shades !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07,
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Click for biggerer (670,000,000,000KB)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53,
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goatse eye tutu?
*doesn't get it*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54,
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its a bacteria!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:55,
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ah, right
so it's not wearing a tutu?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:01,
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could be
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02,
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has skugosaurus ever worn a tutu?
or is he more macho than that?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05,
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umm *thinks*
lemme go check edit : no but he has had boobies (for jolly jack tribute) and a wig (for tutt)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09,
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Tutus
are sexy.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12,
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GMOS has put on weight
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:16,
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haven't we all, dear
*sprinkles bacon bits onto salad*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20,
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funny enough i had that yesterday!
bacon, egg and chicken salad :D but i'm trying to get out on my bike at least 20 miles a week! (compared to 20 miles a day like i used to do before my leg fell off)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34,
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I get out on my bike
3 or four times a week. I just like to wear the leathers.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44,
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thats a motorbike
unless your a hardcore pedal pusher?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48,
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well duh!
I've no interest in putting in effort and becoming toned and sexy. That would be futile. I already bagged a wife ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51,
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i looked at the scales today
my weight has not changed since i was about 15 but its been redistributed around my body...
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55,
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I was like that.
being 11 and a half stone, give or take a pound from the ages of 18 to 29 ( I did hit 12 3 on purpose for a fight ) I've got heavier but generally have sat at 12 and a half since then. The sad part is where it used to be all on my cock it now seems to sit on my midriff ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 17:14,
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i'm 13 1/2 stone
and 5'11
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22,
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(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40,
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nicely :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41,
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Don't you think you can come in here being all good with the photoshop, young feller-me-lad.
You'll make talentless old timers like me look bad.
Woo!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43,
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Adobe Elements 2.0 FTW!!!
Hahaha, thankyou!
maybe I should turn a lime into The Joker next.. ? (what is this lime day thing? :P)
(noddegamraneeds more biscuits!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03,
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Nonono avoid limes.
I have no idea wtf they are about, just that they only seem to be serving to piss people off by now. You've made a good first impression, and you don't want to spoil all that good work by jumping on an ill-timed bandwagon and getting people's backs up...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08,
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Phew!
Thanks for the heads up! I'll try sticking to my own random stuff then :)
(Hitler-shaped vegetables..?)
EDIT: I couldn't find Hitler...
.. but maybe this will do for now?
(noddegamraneeds more biscuits!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:11,
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(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31,
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i read that some american student advertised a job for someone
to come and watch him to make sure he studied for his exams or whatever. i need someone to slap me in the face every 5 minutes to make me get a job and not keep checking digg or doodling away.
I can't help but see a blue lady laying infront of the camera....
BUM BUM BUM woo!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32,
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aawwww, that has an oddly calming effect on me...
...which is very good, as people here keep creeping up on me, and springing design-based questions on me just as I'm looking as a rather disturbing b3ta zombie picture or some-such.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38,
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Ha, I like the clouds
like deadly jellyfish.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27,
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Cap'n!
I've just been in your profile (very nice btw) and my name isn't on your ship's roster!
...in between my extreme upset and trying to find you I went to find my badge to prove I WAS part of your crew and realised that I'm getting confused with Fluffy Elephants kidnapping me for her circus. Boooo :(
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:12,
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looks a bit like her from the yeah yeah yeahs
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14,
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you're a bit trendy for a dad
*runs*
(actually, I am away to the vet now)
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:16,
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i'm the trendiest dad ever
*dad dances*
you away to get your rottys claws trimmed you filthy beast?
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18,
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my rotty died last week :(
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:24,
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I was sad at that.
but I did not want to comment much. dead pets are not for b3ta. My baby is having a right old struggle with her hips now. I fear she won't be here much longer.
Click for bigger (317KB)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44,
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(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27,
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[s'good that :?)
...and re above; nothing wrong with lens flare!
(DrZaarlonWitchspace To Ra!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27,
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Shoodle?
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:55,
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deja voodle
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56,
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Wanting it beat a fucking poodle more than once:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00,
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it's raining here
and grey and miserable. Its that sort of rain that's so fine it soaks you down to your spleen. Fuck I'm bored. I might go to the pub.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01,
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Go to the zoo!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:03,
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I'm in Cheshire.
The nearest zoo would be Chester and I've been drinking. Plus I go there a lot to see my old python. I'm going to have another beer and a fag and think about going to the pub. I have a tattyshop project but after about 3 hours, 30 layers and barely 2% completed I fear I have overstepped my attention span.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06,
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They're both Che's they can't be that far apart!
Go see the Indie flim!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07,
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seen it.
it's fucking rubbish and confusing. I fell asleep during the first two attempts.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08,
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I don't care. I wasn't asking you!
Go! Now! No leave that there, you won't need it. You! Cinema! Now!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:09,
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we have similar weather here
i just pedalled down our local town centre in the rain, bedecked in my waterproofs,then the sun came out and i sweated my bollocks off, it's now raining again.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:04,
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I hope you went back and picked them up!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05,
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don't take your beer outside
it will get even more watered down
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05,
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fucking hell woman.
watch your mouth. You have no idea what raging emotion you just aroused by using all those words in the same sentence.
*guards Stella against water and you lot*
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07,
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i won't touch your stella, don't worry!
cover the top with polythene, then poke a straw through it and drink your beer with the straw. that should stop any rain-rape on your stella.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10,
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The mental image of him
standing out in the rain, drinking his beer through a straw....getting more and more irate as his cigarette gets soggy...
Fuck me, that's a beautiful image. I might draw it, actually.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15,
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do it!
i had the urge yesterday to draw a miserable man looking out of a rain-soaked window, but i went out for lunch instead.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17,
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Why did I imagine it with
a knotted hanky on his head?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17,
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Nooooo
I'm very much a hat man.
Click for bigger (314KB)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26,
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The obvious solution there
is to get it to rain beer!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08,
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if i could
i would be hailed as the saviour of the north
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11,
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But wouldn't the saviour of the North
be the one that brought you lot out of the trees and into houses?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13,
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cheeky fucker!
*waves branch at ghosty* you need brains to run a computer up a larch!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15,
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Hehehe and ther's always the website
I horse lovage!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22,
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i was going to grow lovage
but it takes up valuable tree space
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26,
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Have you guys evolved opposable thumbs yet?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27,
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yes. i've got 3 of them.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30,
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(Doctor WhenMay your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18,
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*remembers old bandwagon*
(CaptainSpauldingis the leader of the lost cause.,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:54,
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This made me laugh far too hard!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56,
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this
and it gives me an excuse to pea this...
original post here if anybody wants to click it and knock the revolting piece of TOAP from way back off being my most popular post...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58,
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:D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59,
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GORDON'S A FIVE!!!!
EDIT: I think that was my favourite gag of the day. All down hill now for me!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00,
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Sorry not to have acknowledged your best gag of the day - I fully endorse its quality
I was just searching for Flash Gordon pics to bring it to life...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14,
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I think I'm going to bugger off and buy spag boll things.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15,
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TEN POUNDS!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01,
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Noobmaster!
(Goatsenot a comedy account,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57,
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Hahahaha!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58,
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Mister...
...Whipme.
(Yoofaloof'I like it here, wherever it is...',
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:50,
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128k? how did you manage that? well done
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:51,
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Spectrum
(Himjimdied a little more inside on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52,
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Shitting hell.
Does each of those pixels weigh a couple of stone? You might want to optimise, dude. Save for web, or something.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52,
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Good job you tagged this.
Someone might try and steal it.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:52,
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there's no telling what people will try and nick.
My stuff's routinely rubbish, yet the Sun saw fit to pinch one...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:55,
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Well I've just realised the tag is an easily croppable area.
Rookie mistake.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56,
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That's it - I'm not going quietly
I'm going to burn the fucking world!
... this statement has nothing to do with this post. I also don't care what size it is because my browser doesn't give me the size in KB and I don't know how to figure it out.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29,
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why?
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30,
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whaddaya mean "why"?
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31,
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Why is Beryl cook dead?
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33,
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her heart stopped beating
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34,
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...has died at the age of 81...
...She died peacefully at her home in Plymouth on Wednesday with her husband and family at her side...
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34,
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I'm guessing she had big sides then
I'll get me coat...
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36,
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is it an over eating disorder
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33,
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shortage
of breath.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35,
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aaaw
I loved her stuff! Admittedly I had no idea who she was but I googled her and when I saw the stuff I knew it was stuff that I'd seen loads before and liked.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37,
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I was never a fan
but the mrs bought a few pieces from the gallery shop in Mayfair. It's all a bit samey and there are way too many imitators ( some on here )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41,
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hah!
someone tried that on me yesterday. they got a facefull of door.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29,
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Hello Mrs Monkey
Noons to you
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40,
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and to you
i am contemplating an omelette made with pepperjack cheese.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:42,
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Kings of the 419
also not bad a cheque book fraud according to my missus who used to work in the banking world.