Hahahahaha
Joe Scaramanga and I were discussing whiskey the other day, and for some reason had both drawn a blank about what it was from which its made.
Joe S suggested Celts, then someone else Scots, then Joe S said bitterly in a broad Scots brogue, "And the misery of broken English promises!" hahahahaha
Have a remix:
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:35,
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Joe S suggested Celts, then someone else Scots, then Joe S said bitterly in a broad Scots brogue, "And the misery of broken English promises!" hahahahaha
Have a remix:
Actually, it's just due to the architect being a bugger for absinth & crack cocktails.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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ha ha
Crack cocktails pffft, Like prawn ones but a bit more "more'ish"
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:37,
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I don't know about liar
but delusional and a cunt for sure.
/Scottish but anti-indepenance blog
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:09,
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/Scottish but anti-indepenance blog
no matter the size of the castle, he has to be the king
what a twat
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
I almost spat my water all over my monitor! woo!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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is this some crazy art installation type thinging?
Or the vegan grass eating society AGM?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06,
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haha.
I think they need to pray too.... For pennies from heaven.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:18,
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Excellent!!
but disturbing, or was that disturbing but excellent!! Clickety*
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:14,
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hahah
I thought they were sheep until I scrolled down
pffft
mind you he's gonna get a sore nob bashing it against that fella's coccyx!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:27,
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pffft
mind you he's gonna get a sore nob bashing it against that fella's coccyx!
I believe Wally to be "frotting"
Violently frotting that poor man's coccyx.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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I'd like to be in one of these naked installations sometime
preferably one like this where I can be curled around my inevitable raging erection.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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I see this sign everyday and it always make me think of this....
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I've only ever known one person from there
a salesguy that got sacked after just a month or so. On clearing down his PC we found that he had been using AskJeeves (the search engine of choice at the time) where he could pay for sex in the small town we were based in. Obviously finding no results he kept widening his search.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:36,
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There is internet beyond b3ta?
Where? And what treasures lurk therein?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:00,
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Failblog.org .....
That's about it for me ... Well on my work laptop ;)
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:01,
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"That's a weird place to park a highway"
*in an imaginary John Wayne accent*
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:01,
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Why can't it be a real John Wayne accent?
The imaginary one sounds Chinese.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02,
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"Get off ya horse and dwink you milk!"
I like Chinese Cowboy Westerns, they be funny. It's like eating a BBQ Sauce curry, it just shouldn't be.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10,
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WTF !! BBQ Sauce Curry?
Now I've heard it all *Cuts off eats* Won't be needng these anymore!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:19,
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What with the SNP pushing for a free scotland....
the Union Jack's going to become a bit boring - and just look badly drawn/off kilter. Anyone got any better ideas?
Click for bigger (20 kb)
PS, if "the government" are reading this, you may have my design for a small consultancy fee.
*edit* and no, I have no idea why you would want to "click for bigger"
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47,
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Click for bigger (20 kb)
PS, if "the government" are reading this, you may have my design for a small consultancy fee.
*edit* and no, I have no idea why you would want to "click for bigger"
I don't get it - they want to be independent but still part of the uk
does that mean have my own room but still get pocket money or something?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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I think...
...it means they want whatever gas/oil is left.
I pointed out to the Scotsman next to me at work that there's nothing to stop the Shetlands and Orkneys spotting the potential of this kind of thinking. WHERE WILL IT ALL END? Have your say...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:51,
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I pointed out to the Scotsman next to me at work that there's nothing to stop the Shetlands and Orkneys spotting the potential of this kind of thinking. WHERE WILL IT ALL END? Have your say...
Cornwall
My attitude is, is they want out, let em go and never fucking come back
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:52,
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by "let" do you mean "force" with high yield nuclear devices?
if so, then I'm up for that
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:41,
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That bit I understand
but I do feel they've underestimated the amount of largely pointless quangos and bodies they'll need to create...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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Only if..
...we can prove to the satisfaction of some student somewhere that they have weapons of mass destruction launchable within 45 minutes
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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Ah
So this is the upcoming civil war that I have been hearing about.
BUY GOLD
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:53,
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BUY GOLD
Break up the Union
The English for the English*
* and the Welsh, bless them
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:55,
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* and the Welsh, bless them
Narrow minded/ill informed opinion tiem:
Don't Scotland already have it pretty sweet?
It seems like they get all the funding and support the rest of the UK get, but then get to make up their own rules
e.g. We all pay the same tax but I have to pay per item on an NHS* prescription but if I went across the border it would be free. For no other reason than that's the decision in Scotland? Then why do we all pay the same taxes?
*Yes, that's another thing that vaguely irks me- we have a free health service but still have to pay for prescriptions and dental work? I know we don't pay for lots of stuff but I still think that's a bit of a cheeky distortion of the term 'free' when what it actually seems to mean is 'discounted' and 'set rates'.
/end ill informed semi-rant and apologies
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02,
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It seems like they get all the funding and support the rest of the UK get, but then get to make up their own rules
e.g. We all pay the same tax but I have to pay per item on an NHS* prescription but if I went across the border it would be free. For no other reason than that's the decision in Scotland? Then why do we all pay the same taxes?
*Yes, that's another thing that vaguely irks me- we have a free health service but still have to pay for prescriptions and dental work? I know we don't pay for lots of stuff but I still think that's a bit of a cheeky distortion of the term 'free' when what it actually seems to mean is 'discounted' and 'set rates'.
/end ill informed semi-rant and apologies
On the other hand, it is quite cold and dark in scotchland, so these things could be considered 'hazard perks'
Ahhhh. Scotchland, how I miss its green hilly lochs and deep flowing bannocks.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:07,
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I grew up in Yorkshire
You don't get to pull that one on me ;)
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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Roll on Yorkshire independence
Although I am from Harrogate, and therefore will probably be deemed a citizen of the Kingdom of Surrey.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:11,
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Idea:
Stick a big fuck-off dragon on it. Wales will happily take Scotland's place.
Then Scotalnd will get all jealous and try to weedle its way back in.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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Then Scotalnd will get all jealous and try to weedle its way back in.
I'd be highly dubious about the truth of that statement
There's some SERIOUS resentment towards England and their 'coming into Wales thinking we're just part of England', my experience is very much that they want to be seen as unique/independant so bad it amounts to almost hatred for England, and since England usually seems to be the focal point of our so called 'United' Kingdom...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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they can fucking have it
the flag represents domination more than union
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:26,
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the flag represents domination more than union
What do you want to make those eyes at me for
When they don't mean what they say
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:51,
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this i like
and it makes me think how funny kung pow was last night
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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"We are ventriloquists, We are ventriloquists"
"Ventriloquists, eh?"
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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Please do one of Jason Bradbury
off Five's 'Gadget Show'.
I hate him even more than MacIntyre.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:42,
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I hate him even more than MacIntyre.
Nicely!
Apparently his Jonathan Woss interview was pretty much the same as his stand up, the same jokes and everything.
i.e. Jonathan Woss was prompted to ask certain questions...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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i.e. Jonathan Woss was prompted to ask certain questions...
He really is an unfunny cunt
but he's KERAAAZYYYYYY with his ZAAAAANY coloured shirts and giggle giggle, laughing at his own (stolen) jokes.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:20,
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I love the impression John Culshaw does of him.
And I love even more the fact that McIntyre utterly hates it. A stand-up comic who effectively makes his living taking the piss, can't handle it when it's directed at him? Wtf?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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Not seen it, but I hope it's nasty.
Has John Culshaw done an impression yet of Rory Bremner impersonating someone who sounds remarkably like a Rory Bremner impersonation?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06,
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I wouldn't say it was particularly nasty...
just close to reality...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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it's brill
for those who haven't seen it:
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/video/p004xlgr
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:12,
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www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/video/p004xlgr
John Culshaw does impressions??
Huh. I thought he was just a talentless cunt?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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OMG SPAM
CLICK TO LOOKIE-SEE THIS NONSENSE
Further reading: GO HERE
Also: Happy Saint Andy's Day. Dick aboot with the Etch-a-Scotch to selebraeit!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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CLICK TO LOOKIE-SEE THIS NONSENSE
Further reading: GO HERE
Also: Happy Saint Andy's Day. Dick aboot with the Etch-a-Scotch to selebraeit!
I don't write, I draw.
So thanks! But narrative-wise, bloke buys scratchcard, prize turns out to be massive vat of Jude Law's spunk. Vat breaks and covers protagonists in jizz. That's kind of it.
We've all been there, right?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:00,
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We've all been there, right?
I can just imagine it making a "Schlup!" sound when it does that
He could play Kurgen in a remake of Highlander. "I'm in disguise... fool."
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:16,
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Hahaha nice!
Crazy alternating blinking/tag greyout action too...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:16,
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is it sad that i know this is from carry on at your convenience?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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Ho ho!
The number of times I've been in a long, miserable queue and wanted to shout "Conga time!"...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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Haha well if you were at the back of a queue
you might be able to conga people out of the way...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:57,
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Hahaha! They'd flatten Manhattan in minutes if "Oops, Upside Your Head" came on.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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The thought of one that actual size replaces the 'aah' factor with the 'aiee' factor..
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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Sorry TJ.
You'd be so proud. I just got escorted out of Boots by a security guard trying not to piss himeslf laughing.
Posh bloke in front of me in a long queue with morgage valued suit and a baby girl in a stupidly expensive McClaren baby buggy, giving the poor cashier shite for bugger all.
The queue are growing more and more restless as i lean over his shoulder and say, 'Internet dating really didn't work out well for you.':D
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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Posh bloke in front of me in a long queue with morgage valued suit and a baby girl in a stupidly expensive McClaren baby buggy, giving the poor cashier shite for bugger all.
The queue are growing more and more restless as i lean over his shoulder and say, 'Internet dating really didn't work out well for you.':D
TJ approved!
For a second there, I thought you'd started a conga in Boots with a security guard...
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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Do people still do flash mobs or are they soooo last season?
This would be a good idea for one.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13,
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^ this
It was definitely heading conga-wards in my mind.
RG, if they'll let you back in, go back and start up a conga in the same shop.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13,
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RG, if they'll let you back in, go back and start up a conga in the same shop.
Nice one!
Hope it gave the cashier a giggle too. They don't deserve crap. Well, most of them.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13,
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Fair play!
I hate it when people treat shop staff worse than dog shit.
I tend to be angry though, rather than imply they are a peado.
Well done, fella!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:17,
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I tend to be angry though, rather than imply they are a peado.
Well done, fella!
Sweet barking cheese!
I haz a new hero. And you is it.
Have some wiggly goodness!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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Have some wiggly goodness!
The worst thing about it raining cats and dogs...
...is stepping in a poodle.
/the old ones are the best
//that's my excuse anyway
///and have a non-animated woo.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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/the old ones are the best
//that's my excuse anyway
///and have a non-animated woo.
It's like a gay version of the scary trampdog from "Invasion of The Bodysnatchers"..
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:48,
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HAHAHA
Reminds me of Bob Mortimer, "It's a shoe-cake, cakey-shoe"
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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Bang it on the table, then blow down the barrel
then say "I swear I put new bloody batteries in this only last week" Gets things working everytime.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:39,
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I like it how old people
tend to wave their remotes at the tv, covering at least a 90 degree angle whilst doing it
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:45,
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That's to shake up the electrons.
It's also important to bang mice on the desk if the pointer gets stuck on the screen.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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Shouldn't have cancelled that magazine subscription
/awaits a clip round the ears
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:49,
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I like it :)
though the fact that the gun is not cocked annoys me ;)
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:43,
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Maybe it's a portable railgun that just LOOKS like a conventional firearm
Didn't think of that, did you? Hmmm?
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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hahah what
she is a very very pretty lady, but for some reason I don't find her sexy.
Cole of course - not the other woman in this strip!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:26,
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Cole of course - not the other woman in this strip!
*ponders*
actually I do remember having a daydream where Dani Minogue was doing some ladyrudes to her so maybe not.
actually - doing a google image search of her is quite mesmerising.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:31,
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actually - doing a google image search of her is quite mesmerising.
bastards
even though we don't even use Firefox at work, and I have managed to sneakily install it, the proxy automatically redirects all google image searches to Strict filtering! BASTARDS!
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:33,
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*jumps forward several places while everybody turns to look at the mad bloke down the queue*
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:36,
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I would shag her senseless
and by senseless I mean lacking in sense.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:28,
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Indiana Jones and the Par 5 Dog-leg of Doom!
Woo - nicely done.
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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was meant to be having it today
guy in work forgot to drop it in ARGGHHHH
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:24,
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Sod MW2
Dragon Age: Origins is where it's at.
/3rd playthrough, 100+ hours invested, wife thoroughly pissed off blog
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Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:27,
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/3rd playthrough, 100+ hours invested, wife thoroughly pissed off blog
Ha ha!
It was flooded this morning. I don't know why I fucking bothered even wearing shoes. FUCKING PRECIPITATION SHIT.
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