the dirty little bugger...and he looks so innocent. :)
(
enceladus,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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if he finds a porn channel thats £1 cheaper will he promise to tell us ?
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:58,
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heheheh.*fiddles fruitlessly with freeview box again*
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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mmm jubsoutrageous lounge-dropping i know, but i'm sitting in the virgin clubhouse at heathrow, it's lovely, and i just had several lovely merlots and a lovely clubhouse burger with lovely fries, so good they were almost belgian in their loveliness
but they don't have jubs like those
in my bag is a litre of duty free tawny port to tide me over the next few days in the gulf, but no jubs
ms madaxe is at home
sigh
/wants jubs
(but they don't have jubs like those
in my bag is a litre of duty free tawny port to tide me over the next few days in the gulf, but no jubs
ms madaxe is at home
sigh
/wants jubs
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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Ah yes, you can see them gamboling in the fields around this time of yearbefore they settle down again for the holiday season :)
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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it's the caravan of loveevery woman every man
join the caravan
of love
(join the caravan
of love
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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Sorry?You called?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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Quite Right Whale
WFHIT
Been home all day and now this has happened.
Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:29,
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nice arts!I'd like to see more of his adventures in the upper echelons of the undersea world.
( enceladus,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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Whales in taleswith waterproof schmales.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:23,
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shemale whales is the next in the series Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Superheroes at Home"){kind=small}
Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman......
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:55,
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But therereally is not much to "get"..she's just going to "slap it all over"....
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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She's got more bottle than United Dairy's.Is there nothing that she canne doo?
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:22,
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Again,Rab C. Nesbitt is not my first language unfortunately....
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:54,
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Is thatC.U. Jimmy that you are talking, please?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:45,
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Sorry.
This did start out as a serious car drawing but I had an attack of silly.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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So you were doing this serious drawing of a snailthen you had to go and spoil it all by adding a car?
;)
(;)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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If onlyit were that way round, I'd feel a lot better about myself.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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Whichever way roundI think snail and car suit each other
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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I'm not sure if the punis so obvious everyone is ignoring it or I'm just rubbish at jokes.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:37,
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I don't get it, but that's not that unusual, what is the pun?Edit, got it! haha
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:40,
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um...Look at that S car go!
Hides
(Hides
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:41,
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Oops, I didn't even think to look for a punI just thought he was happy because he was finally able to move about at high speeds!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:47,
archived)
Where are the Anthill Mob?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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Reminds me of 'a little moment' when about to do something on sinking SAAB company and it all went over board
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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ExcellentReminds me of old school highly finished magic marker visuals :)
(
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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that would make a splendid hearseminus the snail of course, unless he could manage a more sombre expression.
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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ActuallyI think I'd like my funeral remembered as the only one with a six foot high grinning snail at it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:09,
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hahaha good ideaSundaeLunch Funeral - Order Of Service
Everyone rise and take hallucinogenic drugs
(Everyone rise and take hallucinogenic drugs
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:18,
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That was one of my favourite puns as a kid...oh, and nice car, too(n).
( enceladus,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:54,
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Well, look at that car with an 'S' go PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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Snail on the wagon!Or maybe not seeing how he's smiling. I assume it's a male-snail if not then it's a she-snail.
(
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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WOOT!OMG, It's been 18 months since I was last here and here I find another of your spiffing car pictures!!!
Well worth popping in for!
Wow, b3ta, I love what you've done with the place!
Great to see the same familiar names/faces still on the board.
Cheers!
(Well worth popping in for!
Wow, b3ta, I love what you've done with the place!
Great to see the same familiar names/faces still on the board.
Cheers!
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:47,
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Ha ha ha ha! Please tell me that doll doesn't exist o___o
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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eeeeeeeuwloving the nemesis a little too hard
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:01,
archived)
This was all going very well until Wolverine had a go on it:)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:26,
archived)
haha this is making me laugh so much :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:36,
archived)
I'd hate to see what Hulk coils out Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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hahaahacareful hulk, Superman will tear you in half with his anti-magic giant penis
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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haha!If the Hulk wasn't his neighbour I'd have said Mr Whippy was a prime suspect.
( enceladus,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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what's disturbing is how little the one at the back actually changesanything you want to own up to, dick?
and yes, i know the tall one is his son, i'm talking about the other one
(and yes, i know the tall one is his son, i'm talking about the other one
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:03,
archived)
ranges between him and bill from bill and ted Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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That smile and mustache makes them look like multipul Valins :-)
impossiblethere could only ever be one valin
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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Starring Penys van Lesbienne.
And no, I've no excuse for this fucking awful drawing.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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danielgoodm is a person who sometimes airs his art on b3taYour drawing is reminiscent of his style, although to be proper danielgoodm it has to in garish pastel shades, and has to include a "wacky" biography of the character. And then you have to post it and run, leaving nothing but a link to your website and a faint smell of old carpets.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:23,
archived)
You can never quite get the piss out of the weft.
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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I've probably seen his stuff before, but just sort of glazed over it.Is it the really bright portraits of quirky looking people?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:56,
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the new sexy Matlock PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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MAAAAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:57,
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He's so attractive
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:52,
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He sounds a little hoarse!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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I say Mudder
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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He says Moider
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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Let's call the whole thing off Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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I really, really wanted to do Dignopsis Murder, but Paint.NET doesn't have a liquefy function...sad times.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:14,
archived)
*awaits Mugababes**realises it isn't going to happen*
8(
(8(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:32,
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HahahaI saw this on GIS, had no idea it was yours.
( mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:57,
archived)
Looks like a great opportunity for a CDC*insert Centre for Disease Control anti-double-entendre here*
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:55,
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rorschach beards FTMFW! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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"Look at each shape and say the first thing that comes into your head""Beard... beard... 'nother beard... um, beard..."
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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All the hairs and follicles will look up and shout 'Shave us!'And I'll look down and whisper 'No.'
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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F1, Ooooh Yeah!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:22,
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Wow...That dude's beard's a different colour than his hair!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:30,
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So's mine! dark hair from a distance, a few evenly spread grays close up but mainly still dark,My beard on the other hand makes me look like a fucking badger from any distance, great big clumps of gray and dark in big patches, hope I don't get culled....
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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i know a certain b3tanwho has black hair and a ginger beard
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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lies!my hair is purple and my beard is.....erm......my beard........my beard is......nonexistent. yes, that's it, i haven't got one!
*immacs furiously*
(*immacs furiously*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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damn ants, always after my strongbow! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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Haha, I'v stopped drinking that cheep replica Lambrini type perry stuff...But when I was drinking it, tiny little flies about the size of knats used to materialize from thin air, and dive into the glass, they loved the fucking stuff..
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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had a bottle of that the other nightthe gnats didn't get the fucking chance to get near it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:31,
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it was worst when you were sat in the dark watching tv....Had a swig, and you just knew what the little dry lump was you just swallowed!
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:36,
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eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwalmost as bad as taking a swig from a bottle at a party and finding out that someone's been using it as an ashtray >.<
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:42,
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Just as bad when you do it at home, and you were the one that used it as an ash tray in the first place!
i'd never do thatmy ashtray is a daffy duck tea plate
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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For wel he wiste a womman hath no berdHe felte a thyng al rough and long yherd
/Chaucer
(/Chaucer
RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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don't get poetic on me, geoff Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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chance'd be a fine thing :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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"Tehee!" quod she,and clapte the wyndow to
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:01,
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only because the beard gives you something to hang onto ;D Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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looks like one of the real monsterspossibly a relative of Ickis
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:20,
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Bloody hell, that takes me back! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:30,
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love that show! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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The early 90s were excellent for cartoons :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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phwoar! nice wiggle Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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I scrolled down to this image When I looked away from the screen I realised 2 hours had passed.
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:41,
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=)Nightcrawler's gone to Pauls house.
( addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 12:41,
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i'd always imagined him more as a litterbox candidate
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:10,
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Silly NightcrawlerLoo is not plumbed in
( hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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I was going to be terribly nerdy and say Nightcrawler goes Bamf!but then I realised he'd just done a number 2 so Poomph is spot on ;D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:10,
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shitecrawler :) Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:14,
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noclearly it's Standing Here In Towel Taking Pictures Of Tables Man
( JeremyBeadlesHands,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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does he have a handy plug-in for his knob? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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Like a Glade air freshener you mean?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:06,
archived)
It ain't about the money money money...
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:41,
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Memorable quote from that film:Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.
Kim: Why ever not?
Edward: I'm wanking furiously.
(Edward: I can't.
Kim: Why ever not?
Edward: I'm wanking furiously.
addickted has attained freedom,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 12:28,
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Worst excuse for not holding someone ever
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 12:48,
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Ooooh, what a lovely picture.That's my favourite of all of the "Iron Man ironing" pics, have a click.
(
Shlvng,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 12:14,
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really nice shop!no idea who the superhero is though
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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No apologies for shitness, It seamed the best thing to do. It seamed the best thing to do.
The Flasher - cumming soon to a playground near you.
(,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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The Flasher - cumming soon to a playground near you.
To flash on a Sunday morning?Best time to do it - catch the old biddies on the way to church. The look horrified, but they fucking love it.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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It's the main reason they go to church at all, to be honestjust for the hope that one day, they can get a fresh look at them again
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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They're just waitingSo one of them can have a stroke.
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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Morning filth!I skipped Bible class for this!?
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:44,
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biscuits, biscuits, BISCUITS, happy christmas! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:44,
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Sorry for the TJ Robin Gibb has woken up and is recovering, guess he's staying alive
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17798956
(www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17798956
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:55,
archived)
he must believe in miracles
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:58,
archived)
we are all just islands in the stream
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:05,
archived)
he didn't want to live inside himself real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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I took a CPR class a few years agoand the recommended rhythm was in fact "Stayin' Alive"!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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ah ah ah ah he's not yet deadah ah ah ah he's not yet deaa aaa-aaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aad
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:45,
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LOLPaul Simonon would not approve.
I however, think this is ace.
(I however, think this is ace.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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Good Morning Vietnam!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 8:01,
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Ha ha ha, I am such a tit!
Ning LOS
(Ning LOS
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 8:11,
archived)
She's in this up-coming hit as well, alongside Honor Blackman(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:09,
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why isn't this at the cinema nowi need to go and see it.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:22,
archived)
wasn't she in the original star trek?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:20,
archived)
I too enjoy the works of one of the people in the photos which were taken from google images and put through a filter. I would also like to have sex with one of the ladies in the photos which were taken from google images and put through a filter.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:47,
archived)
Oooooh!And to think people have a go at Moggy for being a one-trick pony.
(although, before they stop can I suggest Louise Lombard from days gone by, or has she been done already?)
((although, before they stop can I suggest Louise Lombard from days gone by, or has she been done already?)
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:58,
archived)
Really? I thought people had a go at Moggy for being a complete and utter psycho nutjob Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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i don't mind the nut job, we have a few herebut she's either a troll, or she doesn't get b3ta.
her well drawn pics are shit too!
(her well drawn pics are shit too!
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:47,
archived)
I will loudly declare "would" whenever I see a lady I would like to have sex with. This proves I am straight.And good morning everyone. :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:05,
archived)
Those are anything *but* perky. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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And they're just going to get less perky with age.
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:53,
archived)
bawm bawm bawm bawmnow, I appreciate an ample cleavage as much as the next gentleman, but that's just overwhelming!
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:48,
archived)
Oh noesso heavy they've borked her back :D
( hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:38,
archived)
Link or it is not true! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:20,
archived)
Chapter Eleven: The Dangerwank mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 7:40,
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ah, yes, that's after chapter ten: the misery wank real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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Sequel to "Fun with Dykes"?
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:49,
archived)
Fun With Dykes II: Electric Boogaloo mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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Prognosis Negative
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 6:31,
archived)
Exactly!I thought of that today.
Also: had to google the name Kramer uses when he's pretending to be a 'Wealthy Industrialist'.
(Also: had to google the name Kramer uses when he's pretending to be a 'Wealthy Industrialist'.
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 6:36,
archived)
HahaWas that AJ PennyPacker or Dr Van Nostrum (or something like that)?
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 22 Apr 2012, 7:02,
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