Squirrel - check, Tits - check
Everything seems in order here.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:38,
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I think it's a sexy Siamese
With tits.
(Are Siamese the cats without tails? Whichever cat doesn't have a tail, anyway.)
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:36,
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(Are Siamese the cats without tails? Whichever cat doesn't have a tail, anyway.)
thanks
would you draw a gang of biker worms beating up a bird ?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:47,
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Currently sir we're at Flouncecon 2.
We're still in recovery from a spate of Level 6 flounces.
We haven't seen anything of the magnitude of the epic LS18 11/9 flounce from 2011, although historically speaking sir we're building to a catastrophic level of multi-flouncing that could very well lead to a civil war between Mods and /board users.
These are uncertain times...
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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We haven't seen anything of the magnitude of the epic LS18 11/9 flounce from 2011, although historically speaking sir we're building to a catastrophic level of multi-flouncing that could very well lead to a civil war between Mods and /board users.
These are uncertain times...
I know I'll get my kicks before this whole shithouse goes up in flames
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:57,
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Give teaboy some credit
as the most classic and most meme-laden of flounces
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:59,
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Before my time...
Edit: This guy, right? b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=9010
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:04,
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I am in the process of putting something together
In fact, it's pretty much ready, just got a bit disheartened over the last week
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:08,
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like and encyclopedia of b3ta flounces?
i like it, i like it a lot
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:09,
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OK, as several people have now expressed an interest in such a thing
I'll put it online
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:11,
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You should really put it in the b3ta wiki/encyclopeadia then
no use in having another one
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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Yep, that's the one
Famous for choice quotes like:
- 30K!
- Low Fucking Poly!
- It's for a game
Also, who was the one with the TOO BROWN & I don't like the font flounce?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28,
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- 30K!
- Low Fucking Poly!
- It's for a game
Also, who was the one with the TOO BROWN & I don't like the font flounce?
we need a flounce song
or some kind of flounce flash game
you bastards
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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you bastards
Do we not have a contingency plan in the event of shithammer exchange?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:01,
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I've spent the week resisting the temptation to repost this:
As I get older, though, the desire to resist temptations seems sillier and sillier.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:15,
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As I get older, though, the desire to resist temptations seems sillier and sillier.
Since the demise of the band
Tommy was making a living as Wednesbury's only qualifier giraffe fluffer.
It was an unusual career, but at least he had the job satisfaction knowing that the West Midlands girraffe population had never been so healthy.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14,
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It was an unusual career, but at least he had the job satisfaction knowing that the West Midlands girraffe population had never been so healthy.
haha, so Spinal Tap
Has Dave left us again? Or is he on a long haul delivery?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:25,
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It's probably a national holiday in Japan, festival of the Penistentacles or something.
Either that or the trunk road out of Cirencester is backed up. Again.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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Dave has left us
I think the regular flounces coincide somewhat disturbingly with the work cycle of a long-distance haulier.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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I think you're on to something here.
Dave is currently in a layby south of Dusseldorf looking at cartoon pictures of amputeenagers with pixilated genitals. He is tumescent.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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hahahaha
If you tilt your head sideways you'll see Ming's nose, mouth and beard in that draining spoon/fork thing.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:16,
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Probably bindun a million times
but at least it's out of my head now
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:00,
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but at least it's out of my head now
You forgot to include
some bundles of hay stuck under the edge of a roof.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:13,
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Mornin' Cap'n! :)
I really must apologise for the shite animation
but you get the general idea ;)
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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but you get the general idea ;)
Just had a cup of Red Mountain as part of a uni project (so not even kidding).
Need to rinse my mouth out with Mountain Dew or something. Blech D:
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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I've owned one cafetiere in my life
The one time I used it to make coffee for father in law it smashed into many pieces when I pushed the plunger.
The moral of the story is that coffee is evil and The Hulk would probably "smash" fewer things if he switched to tea.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:55,
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The moral of the story is that coffee is evil and The Hulk would probably "smash" fewer things if he switched to tea.
if he's not careful, he'll break it like the last one
that's how he got covered in those brown stains
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:59,
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He also associated with women who look like penises from a distance
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Hurray for Speccies!
So, who's played my linked game from the Newsletter yet?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:48,
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So, who's played my linked game from the Newsletter yet?
I've downloaded it but not played it yet
sorry, I was too busy playing Laser Squad
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:01,
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I like the fact that he got up so late on the morning of his big race
he didn't even have the time to find matching shoes
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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Someone said that in a meeting I was at the other day.
Twice.
Argh!
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:51,
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Argh!
Who are these Avoid Cliches ? And why do they like The Plague ?
Is it a Facebook thing ?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:30,
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Pfft :D
please can you do one of your lully venn diagrams for: Mods, Cunts and Edits as it's confusing teh fuck out of me
EDIT: Stupid me - it only requires one circle
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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EDIT: Stupid me - it only requires one circle
had a massive book of crimes and serial killers as a kid
the subject fascinates me
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:57,
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Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:24,
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Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Little tiny spoons
Their specific colouring can add or detract from the initial joy of having a tiny plastic spoon, though.
Nobody likes beige plastic.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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That is making me giggle a lot
Which makes it quite tricky to type, I can tell you.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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hahaha
morning board *scrolls down* what the hell have I supposedly done while not online now?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:12,
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I'm not sure what you're seeing, but I'm not seeing you being blamed
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:27,
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it was meant to be a joke
although "newb mod is being woefully shit at it" could easily be aimed at me after Friday's fiasco.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:35,
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not wanting to start a shit storm,
but have you addressed any of the shit that has been thrown your way over the weekend?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:03,
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I've been shat on over the weekend?
best to ignore it probably, it's no doubt larks and lols. Or at least I hope so.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:06,
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Where did the weekend go?
Oh well, back to work with Dev Patel, John Hannah & Joanna Krupa.
^ Wood
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 7:54,
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^ Wood
Pear can be found in Shakespeare, I found Shakespeare in a pear!
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it's a new thing i'm doing
unfiltad pictures of inanimate objects. I call it UPOIO. Any requests for tomorrow?
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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Great stuff WB. Are you still taking requests? :D
Nice to see the B3ta hate squad are still maintaining their epic levels of grumpiness XD
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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I got the pic today while out riding
...as they say,the angle was perfect.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:52,
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At the beginning. HAHAHA!
Sorry, that's an old crow-wrangler's joke, I couldn't resist.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:44,
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This is me crow-wrangling, several years ago
It's completely unshopped except the sky, which originally had bits of sick in it.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:01,
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It's completely unshopped except the sky, which originally had bits of sick in it.
This is a closeup of my face
I've changed it now, got one with a cup holder.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:04,
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I've changed it now, got one with a cup holder.
I don't have a picture of the new face but it looks a bit like this.
I've shopped in a cupholder. It came out pretty well.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:12,
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I've shopped in a cupholder. It came out pretty well.
I think that if more dogs had cup holders, they would be more popular
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:27,
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See, as a crow-wrangler, I'd know to beware of this crow.
This crow is not going to be easy to deal with. Crow-wranglers refer to this sort of crow as "difficult".
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:13,
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the 'cuntcrow'
the cuntcrow has a higher pitched "caw" than the average crow, wrangling the cunt crow can be difficult due to the smell of shit which constantly seeps from it's ass, mouth,ears,eyes and nose.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:19,
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Throughout the history of crow-wrangling, there have been those few who thrived on the challenge of the cuntcrow.
My friend and mentor, Jack "Sticky Hands" Snode, was such a man. He actually invented the Cuntcrow Capture Mitten. I know it's hard to believe but it's true.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:32,
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Wow, that right there is a Doris Dumpy, named after the inventor.
As you probably know, the Snode has broader hips and an extruded snottling gauze.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:47,
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Hey! No fair!
A little bit toapy but - meh.
EDIT: News below ensaddens me :(
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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A little bit toapy but - meh.
EDIT: News below ensaddens me :(
Just after saying
"Allow me to pose in a manly fashion whilst wielding an iPad."
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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[MOD EDIT]
you really [mod edit] when [mod edit] [mod edit] fucked up shit.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:28,
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the future...
people might not get along
(heh heh)
night all, sleepytime is sleepy time now for me sleeps zz
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52,
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(heh heh)
night all, sleepytime is sleepy time now for me sleeps zz
Peter Wragg (VFX man off of that Red Dwarf) has died. He designed the ships, the curry monster and Kryten's head, among other things.
What a guy.
Obit for teh geeks
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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What a guy.
Obit for teh geeks
oh bum
i sincerely hope he died an old, happy, man
edit: 65. not old enough
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:02,
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edit: 65. not old enough
He was a man I didn't know, yet had a big influence on my life.
Shame he's gone.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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I hope he enjoyed making that stuff
as much as I enjoyed watching it. RIP Peter.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Oh that is rubbish news :(
He was part of a golden age of plastic models in space. I do hope he gets some decent tributes on the telly.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Gutted,
I remember watching Red Dwarf for the first time as a kid and seeing that big red ship sail past and thinking Wow!
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24,
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good day to go though Sunday
bit boring sometimes
RIP whoever he was
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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RIP whoever he was
RIP
I miss those models; wanted a blue midget toy so much when I was younger.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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I still can't believe they actually blew up one of the "hero" models of the crimson one for a special effect
I have the small models of Rimmer, Lister, the main ship, skutter & starbug 1, didn't find out about the huge starbug playset until after they stopped selling in stores
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:23,
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NO!!! :(
He worked on my favourite ever comedy
RIP, you made me smile :(
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 2:22,
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RIP, you made me smile :(
Don't invite His wrath
He'll strike down each and every one of us, no-one will escape the Great Cleansing
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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fuck it!
i'm going to start my own board
with beer!
and hookers!
ah, fuck the board, i'll just make to with the beer and hookers
second thoughts, hold the beer.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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with beer!
and hookers!
ah, fuck the board, i'll just make to with the beer and hookers
second thoughts, hold the beer.
Nah, he'll just feel lonely and unsure of himself and be less likely to mod someone when he really needs to.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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RIS
what's with all the modedit stuff? Is it still all the Clay story?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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Seriously though, b3ta rule #1
No matter how much fuck has been upped, NEVER DELETE A DAMN THREAD
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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well no
that's not a true statement. you can delete a thread if you want. that's what the button's for
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Yes and you'll get shit for it, as has been the way for the pretty much the entire 8 years I've been around.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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That's why I didn't delete, it had been there a few minutes and people had started pointing out my stupidity in interesting ways.
I'm not that bothered, it's probably a simple mistake.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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nutmeat originally posted his starfish as a MASSIVE image
then realised, and replaced it with placeholder text
and while he was sorting out a smaller image, the whole thread went bye bye
so he had to sort of repost
fucking ridiculous behaviour
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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and while he was sorting out a smaller image, the whole thread went bye bye
so he had to sort of repost
fucking ridiculous behaviour
fuck's sake
I didn't know that mods did that. Through the years I always got the impression that they intervened if there was something patently NSFW or similar. Having just spacked back through some of the modedit stuff, it seems a bit over the top. I remember being trolled to fuck by one or two flouncing n00bs back when some of this was still field-like and mods didn't touch it... and that was proper trolling. They wrote "GAY" in Paint spraycan on a photo of me and everything.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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In real life?
Man, this is ringing a bell for me but I can't remember what happened. Whose flounce involved the Cleaver of Justice?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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I can't remember. I aways associate Golden Fanj with the Cleaver of Justice whenever I think about it now.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:47,
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I also had my face shopped onto gay porn.
That got modded. Fucking mods.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:50,
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hahahaha
the ultimate insult!
but seriously, yes mods are moderators, not censors.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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but seriously, yes mods are moderators, not censors.
exactly.
we are given the ability to self-censor if we wish to, via the handy "Ignore" button
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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We've had a healthy tradition of kittens upto now replacing ridiculous stuff
I hope this hasn't come to an end
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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yeh, rather than thread deletions.
I would also hope that the criteria for replacing stuff with kittens remain the same... being a matter of policy rather than opinion.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:38,
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Posting a 5MB image file directly to /board are the actions of someone being a moron however
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:46,
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agreed - thread deletion though? seems odd.
maybe there's some sort of jewish conspiracy going on
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:48,
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Thread deletion seems harsh to me
Given the guy realised his error and stated he was in the process of correcting it
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:00,
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It was a mistake, I know the accepted filesizes, I took the wrong line from notepad when saving images.
Man, you really don't like my photo of a starfish do you?
;)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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;)
I've actually forgotten what it was
Hopefully it was nothing terribly offensive; i've just noticed I have to be up in less than six hours time
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:14,
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He had already removed it and was resizing it when the mod struck.
Sure he cocked up, but he was fixing it.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:51,
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Christ, seriously?
First Clay, then the Moggy shit on Friday, now this.
Whichever mod is doing this needs to fuck off and leave things alone.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:23,
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Whichever mod is doing this needs to fuck off and leave things alone.
i think this should be modded in case it's construed as offensive to the original poster
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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I find the implication that I would be offensive to the original poster offensive and wonder why the mods haven't intervened.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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this entire thread is now infected and should be redacted
where are the mods when you need them?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39,
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I always thought this was the clarion call for a mod.
I remember when someone would say "where are the mods when you need them" and there would be a bunch of scat pics on board from 9am-midday until a mod rode to the rescue and replaced said pics with kittens.
Now it's rather different, it seems.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:43,
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Now it's rather different, it seems.
I'd delete my post, but it would just get modded back into existence
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39,
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that's the thing. one tries to keep up and when one attempts to keep up, a mod has erased everything from history
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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Just drink your Victory Gin
and try not to worry about it. It's Hate Week soon.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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hate week? sounds nice
will we need flags to antagonise people with different flags?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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you're shit at wars
wars dont work unless we both think our flag is not shit
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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yes - the exact colour of the flag you should be carrying, and the one you should be hating
will be announced in the next newsletter.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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If you post it on /links and enough of us go to click it, it will be auto front paged.
Just an idea ;)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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sounds like an awful lot of science for something that won't result in an fp
besides, I don't do fp's I'm far too cool
I wear round rimmed glasses and quote blues poetry while snorting coke of the bellies of hookers
oh wait, I think that was someone else who does that
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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I wear round rimmed glasses and quote blues poetry while snorting coke of the bellies of hookers
oh wait, I think that was someone else who does that
hahaha
some sort of twitchy nerve seems to have been touched recently.
we've gone from ham touching to touching single nerves.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39,
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we've gone from ham touching to touching single nerves.
OMG! MOD! MOD!
who can save b3ta now? www.b3ta.com/board/10737725
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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who can save b3ta now? www.b3ta.com/board/10737725
And who gave him the sticky tape to put over the logos in the first place?
We can but wonder.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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You didn't cause a fuss.
You did start b3ta cuntfuckmogeddon 2012 though :)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13,
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I wanted to show people a photo of a starfish because I thought it would make them happy
but they all got angry and sad :(
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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It highlighted the inherent corruption of the system
and brought the entire rotting edifice of b3ta crashing down. You should be proud!
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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OMG - he's going to mod edit you in the face!
nicely done there!
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:40,
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Any woman who owns a freezer can be fucking shit, in the privacy of their own homes
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24,
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but not for much longer
because freezers will start watching you.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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I'm all in favour of digital convergence
but a webcam on white goods is a bit much
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:32,
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I can envision..
rfid scanners inside freezers
scannign food
recording what you eat
"data that will only be selected with appropriate partners"
which of course will include everyone that can spam you with crap about what you eat, insurance companies "OH MY GOD! IT HAS INGREDIENTS! THEY'LL DIE" and the government "HEH, YOU'RE LIKELY FAT IF YOU EAT THAT, NO TREATMENT FOR YOU, WITH YOUR RAMPANT SELF ABUSE" and so on :)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49,
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scannign food
recording what you eat
"data that will only be selected with appropriate partners"
which of course will include everyone that can spam you with crap about what you eat, insurance companies "OH MY GOD! IT HAS INGREDIENTS! THEY'LL DIE" and the government "HEH, YOU'RE LIKELY FAT IF YOU EAT THAT, NO TREATMENT FOR YOU, WITH YOUR RAMPANT SELF ABUSE" and so on :)
A fridge that locks itself, and then from a concealed speaker:
"No, mate. I think you've had enough food for one week, don't you? Fatty."
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:54,
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nah
they're all too busy posting youtube links
that don't say what the vid is going to be,
like i can be arsed to click through just to find out...
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:38,
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that don't say what the vid is going to be,
like i can be arsed to click through just to find out...
I see your point exactly
you seem to have forgotten your image, would you like to borrow one of mine fella?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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i've got loads of my own, ta
let's just have a nice chat. or alternatively, repost thread?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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ok then a nice chat.
Do you think my starfish photo is shit? Jahled said it was shit and he seems to know about such things.
I need to go outside to destroy a boinker now.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:45,
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I need to go outside to destroy a boinker now.
i like it
the pointy things underneath are pleasingly unsettling
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:48,
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She should get out more, she seems to be having some kind of seizure.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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haha - good evening.
don't tell me - you left your picture in your other trousers.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:37,
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i would
and i'd chop them off first when i was peeling the little racist bastards
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:51,
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They'd drag themselves around the sink for a while before they stopped moving.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54,
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if i said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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But in the morning you'll be sober and I'll still be...
...no, wait, that doesn't work, does it?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:41,
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hang on,
i've jsut started a text thread, and you reckon this is nwot?!?!?!
ye daft bugger :)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:53,
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ye daft bugger :)
Preferably a "bangin" one
although in a pinch a plain donk may suffice.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:52,
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hmm, not usually
although it is a particularly maudlin drunkness
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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I left all my good pencils and such back in Manchester, like the dick I am.
So I have to settle with some older ones in the time being.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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Well where did it go then?
I spent about three seconds of my life telling you it was shite
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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hahahaha
Thank you for taking the time.
It was modded while I was re-sizing.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:24,
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It was modded while I was re-sizing.
So you were re-sizing while leaving the thread intact
and a mod deleted the whole thread? Fucking mods.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:26,
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Yes, I took the HTML out of the message to avoid more people seeing the 5.3MB image
and left a line saying "oh poop that's too big, be back with a resize."
I didn't mean to rape anybody's bandwidth, I just uploaded the wrong photo edit.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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I didn't mean to rape anybody's bandwidth, I just uploaded the wrong photo edit.
Yeah, I saw your edits
then it all vanished, like smoke in the wind
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
NSFW images unlinked on /board... I've watched animations, several k over 400...
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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All those moment will be lost in time...
like...
...tears...
...in boiling piss...
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:32,
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...tears...
...in boiling piss...
Nice cat.
The new image is 48.51 KB. Do you think my thread was deleted because starfish are now banned? Seems harsh.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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On a related note,
does anyone have the new guidelines for anemones and sea-urchins?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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Starfish are altogether TWISTED and EVIL
I assumed this was common knowledge
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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They are lovely and sweet.
My image was slightly shopped, cropped & colour balanced, but yeah, it was largely unshopped.
I've seen some great RPS threads here and I thought I'd kick one off.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04,
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I've seen some great RPS threads here and I thought I'd kick one off.
To be fair
part of the problem with Sundays four or five years ago, were multiple mistakes like yours all day, and the post and run lurkers doing the same, and not doing what you did, was correct your original error. Hence why it became shite. And no matter how much web friendly advise to these morons helped the situation in any way.
It also became pointless, given the original point were a few snaps posted by regulars to regulars who might have actually had some genuine interest; that lots of lurkers hijacked for some odd reason, and it got out of hand.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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It also became pointless, given the original point were a few snaps posted by regulars to regulars who might have actually had some genuine interest; that lots of lurkers hijacked for some odd reason, and it got out of hand.
Had plenty of comments when I decided to reply mate
perhaps i've had a long day and my eyes have gone wrong or something
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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I mean, the image had been removed by the poster
with a note saying it was going to be resized and reposted in the existing thread.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Its party piece
is eating and then shitting out of the same hole by turning its stomach inside out.
and you SO did.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:24,
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and you SO did.
It wasn't me.
(The thread deletion, not the eating and then shitting out of the same hole. But that isn't me either.)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:26,
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Cool
I was at the shore yesterday. No starfish but we saw some oyster catchers and arctic terns.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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Well the only pics of the birds were taken from quite a long way off
so they're not great, just good enough to identify them from when we got home.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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whatthe fuck is going on with the mods on this fucking board, anyway?
fuck's sake
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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Sounds a lot like whinge, as if it's about to have a good moan at you.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:28,
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I have synaesthesia, and certain words conjure up involuntary and (mostly) unrelated sense impressions for me
and "minge" feels like pubic hair brushing against my mouth. Make of that what you will.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:34,
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Synaesthesia always seemed like one of the more interesting disorders.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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It's not really a disorder, since it's generally benevolent or at least relatively harmless
The only exception for me is certain words that make me feel a bit nauseous because of the sense impressions they conjure up, but that's not very serious. Most of my synaesthia is temporal-spatial, for example every decade of the twentieth century has a specific colour.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:45,
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I couldn't think of a better word for it.
But I've always liked the idea of composers who could see music in colour, and the maths wizards who see numbers as shapes and do terribly complicated maths in their heads just by fitting "shapes" together.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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I've always found it very easy to remember dates of historical events
because I can see where they happened in time
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:56,
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Is it specifically the colour of silver spandex in "futuristic" music videos, because if so I can see a link there.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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Haha, yes I guess it is sort of
and yes there is often a very loose logic to the synaesthetic links. For example when I was learning the piano as a child I had coloured stickers on the keys, and these colours have stuck with me as the colours of the musical keys.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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Is it just the 20th Century?
What colour was the 1760's? Or 2030?
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:48,
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Yes - I guess it's the decades that we think of as having a particular cultural character
The 90s are gold, the 80s silver, the 70s chocolate brown, the 60s magenta, the 50s dark green, the 40s a shiney dark grey, like graphite, the 30s are dark blue, the 20s light grey, the 1910s dark brown and the 1900s a nice creamy yellow.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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Oddly enough the word "penis" tastes like beans
but not the baked bean type, the nasty green harricot type.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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Is he going through the Wilf-red light district? :D
Also, any excuse:
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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No results found for "haha!" Did you mean:
Guffaw!
Chortle!
Snigger!
Titter!
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:52,
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Chortle!
Snigger!
Titter!
I'm trying to remember Rasher's, now.
I think it was "Oink-hee", or something equally ridiculous.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:54,
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Yeah, or maybe 'snortle'? Damn... that's going to do my head in for hours now! D:
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:58,
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Compo-it !!!
He's kind-of a super-hero, and he certainly looks at home.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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Nah. See knobs like that every day.
Though I may have been referring to Buster Gonad
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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I used to enjoy a Chinese serial regularly when I was a kid
it was called The Water Margin.
It was great, now I think about it - heads being chopped off and everything.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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It was great, now I think about it - heads being chopped off and everything.
yes!
- with the legendary Burt Kwouk narrating the British TV version, no less. :)
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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He used to eat in the greasy spoon just around the corner from our old office.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:12,
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Oh yes.
And blacks eat watermelon too.
And Scotsmen exist entirely on fucking haggis.
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:17,
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And Scotsmen exist entirely on fucking haggis.
Jesus ! Who would fuck a haggis ?
must be all that whiskey they drink
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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if the Texans cant fuck it up then I'm sure the Chinese will be fine
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Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:18,
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Well, they already make oatabix, so this isn't too far-fetched.
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